How to embarrass yourself in front of your crush! - Page 11

Originally posted by: swaggerchick16

oh shux i hate wen frens embarrass u infront of ur crushes u feel as though u cud kill dem

Ikr! 🤢 Ugh. 😡
-Fari 😳 ❤️

Originally posted by: MrMrsAsyaKhan

First of all, lovely thread my loves. And you are HILARIOUS girl! I like died reading all your embarassing moments, I felt embarassed for you. Like I did for Zoe, I remember everytime I used to someone get embarassed on TV i scream like a maniac and run to the other room until the scene is over. Weird I know.

Okaay, i'm trying to remember my embarassing moments, one that sticks out till this day is the 'famous trip/fall'
Kay, there was this guy who I got with for a week but broke up because of my own insecurities which I could never tell him about. So I hurt him and then after i lost him I realised I was madly in love with him. And 6 years on, I still love him and always will. Anyhooo, yesss emotional times.

So 3 years back, first year college, he was in second year. The whole college was empty, I was coming out of a biology class with a friend and he was entering college with a group of friends in a line. I tripped over and went flying foward but did not fall. Looked up to see all of them staring at me and then looked back to see my friend on the phone, didnt even realise what happened. For the first time i was hoping everyone else noticed so that we could've laughed it off or something or she could've comforted me. But I was there, a broken soul looking around helplessly whilst he and his friends laughed inwardly walking away.
I cried my eyes out moments later in front of her and told her my lovestory which she didn't know about.
*sigh*
I've done a lot of stupid things, will come back with more. Lemme go cry some more thinking of them all.

Awww. 😭 💔 🥺 Don't worry, it'll get better. 😊 If you're still sad, I suggest lots of ice cream, romantic, cheesy Bollywood movies, AsYa fanfiction, and a couch! 😆
-Fari 😳 ❤️

Originally posted by: LoranMaddiLee

BAHHAHAHAHAHAH awww omggg 🤗

yooo! this reminded me of this embarassing moment back in highschool. Okay so usually, in my school you take Sex-ed in ur sophomore year of hs. BUT my schedule was filled with other courses, so I ended up taking Sex ED in my SENIOR YEAR of Highschool with my friend Mia and Ali.

OKAY, so that particular day, the teacher was taking about female reproductive organs and female pleasure and what not 😳 and she asked the class where the c*** was located.

ME, BEING THE IDIOT, I didn't put two and two together. So I look at Mia (Who was sitting behind me) and asked (I thought I whisper, but as it turns out I dont know how to whisper), "WAIT, What's a c***?" Mia just face plams herself and mutters oh goodness you r so innocent. ALI (who was sitting on the seat next to me, starts BURSTING OUT LAUGHING. this friggin sophomore sitting in front of me turns around and says kinda out loud "AWW maddi how cute. you dont know what a c*** is?). THE WHOLE SECTION sitting around me friggin awwwed. omg I legit wanted to punch that girl.

ugh. i totally get you girl!

Originally posted by: putturani

Haha seeing Zoya's embarrassment didn't make me remember my embarrassing moments but this thread did. So'where to start? I come from a pretty traditional family in India so dating; boys etc. was never part of the equation.

I don't have THAT many moments because my modus operendi with crushes is to avoid, avoid, avoid!

But in freshmen year of college, I was ridiculously attracted to this guy, let's call him CM. And he was one of the only other guys from India like me (I study in the US). There were many stupid moments when I avoided him VERY blatantly, so once I decided to "act like a normal human being" (JOKE) and try to talk to him. The next time I saw him, he was wearing a Team India Dhoni t-shirt (and looking hot in it, unfortunately). So I go up to him, and guess what's the first thing that blurts out of my mouth? "My grandmother has a crush on the on your t-shirt! She thinks Dhoni is hot!". As soon as I realized what I just said, I DYED and literally RAN from there. My GRANDMA. Who is 74 years old! It's true that she liked him, but obviously not in THAT way. What normal human says stuff like that to an acquaintance?! CM just looked at me as though I was crazy. I bet he knew I was attracted to him that day. So then I just intensified my avoiding.

But then to my luck, my other friend A also had a crush on him, and knew that I found him cute as well. Btw, CM was a tutor in my college. So one day she was chatting to my friend T in the dining hall, and says "You know, I just had a tutoring appointment with CM. Of course I chose him as a tutor, he is SOO sexy! Why would I pick anyone else?" And then the worst bit: "Putturani finds him cute too!" By this time my friend T had doubled over laughing. Why? Because CM was just two spots ahead of them in the lunch line and A has a very loud voice.

Sorry for the ultra-long post

Originally posted by: -ForeverYours-

LOL I totally feel this feel. But wait SENIOR YEAR? We had sex-ed in 5th grade. But it was called Puberty Class and we didn't talk about pleasure at all.

why the hell did they talk about pleasure? Aren't they like trying to tell you DONT DO IT OR YOULL END UP BROKE AND KNOCKED UP LIKE THE WOMEN IN THE DOCUMENTARIES WE SHOW YOU.

Originally posted by: swaggerchick16

orrr ok well then i guess not all muslim girls follow their religon then

Yeah, that's true.
-Fari 😳 ❤️

Originally posted by: -ForeverYours-

why the hell did they talk about pleasure? Aren't they like trying to tell you DONT DO IT OR YOULL END UP BROKE AND KNOCKED UP LIKE THE WOMEN IN THE DOCUMENTARIES WE SHOW YOU.

Originally posted by: ButterflyKisses

Awww. 😭 💔 🥺 Don't worry, it'll get better. 😊 If you're still sad, I suggest lots of ice cream, romantic, cheesy Bollywood movies, AsYa fanfiction, and a couch! 😆
-Fari 😳 ❤️

I've tried all of that. 6 years on, my bestfriend wants to kill me for bringing his name up eveytime we sit down to talk. Sometimes I sit down and just remember all my embarassing moments and smack myself for being an idiot. I've tried everything, let's not forget sad bollywood songs on repeat and endless amount of tissues. LOOL! Yuuppp, i'm actually writing Asya FF's to make me feel better. Thank you lovely 🤗

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