A/N – so everyone seemed to like our previous gutter and since today SBS gave us more spoilers sohu and I made a new gutter OS! LUNGI SAMBHAL KE ASAD MIYAN part 2! Not a continuation! NO BASHING! It's for laughing purposes! yes guys my mission-spoilers-ki-dhajjiya-udao is still continuing it's a sequel to our previous gutter OS GUTTER OS - Lungi sambhal ke asad miya - (FUNPOST)
The scene starts with Asad waking up to find himself on the ground in a factory. He was shirtless and Tanveer was sitting somewhere else.
Tanveer – Jammy apne mujhe rape kiya! Aapne humari izzat loot li 😭
Asad – KYA KYA KYA *Ekta kapoor ishtyle* Baukhla gayi ho kya billi. 😲
Zoya comes there and grabs Tanveer by her tehzeeb ki nishaani her dupatta 😡
Zoya – billii tune mere jahapanah ke saath kya kiya 😡
Tanveer – nahi humne kucch nahi kiya jammy ne humare saath zabardasti ki. 😭
Asad – Hatt re, teri body se itni badbu aati hai main wapas hosh main kaise aaya woh toh mujhe bhi nahi pata.
Tanveer (smells her underarms) – Nahii Jammy yeh badbu nahi balki khusbu hai! Odonil ki. 😃
Zoya – Using odonil has deodorant is just so middle class *Maya sarabhai ishtyle* main toh sirf branded soaps use karti hun.
Asad – isiliye toh main aapke peeche bhag raha hun. Aap main se lux ki smell aati hai. Khusbu jo saason ko mehkaye. ☺️
Zoya – main bhi toh aapke paas aane ki koshish karti hun Mr Khan. 😳
Asad – after all it's the AXE EFFECT! A perfume so strong even angels will fall.
Tanveer – Jammy aap ne humari izzat loot li aur aap yahan Zoya ke saath apne soaps aur deodarants ke brand discuss kar rahe ho? 😲
Asad – ab izzat loot li toh kya bacche ki jaan le logi? 😕
Tanveer – aapko humse nikaah karna hoga jammy. 😡
Asad – woh kya hai na Tanveer main intercaste marriage nahi karta. Tum billi aur main sher. 😉
While saying that his lungi falls down.
Zoya – apni lungi ko apne se yaar chipka le saiyaan fevicol se.
Asad – Tanveer tumne meri lungi ka nada kahan chupaya? 😡
Tanveer – woh toh Shakti kapoor le gaya. 😕
Asad – Ab main apni lungi kaise pehnuga? 😭
Tanveer – aap lungi ko chodiye aur humse nikaah kariye. Nikaah ke baad toh lungi utarni hi hai. 😳
Asad – nahi main sirf Zoya se nikaah karunga. Main unse veer/zara wala, coffee wala aur titanic wala pyaar karta hun. 😃 🤗
He moves towards Zoya but Zoya walks behind singing
Zoya – na na na choohna na door hi rehna, pari hun main.
And she vanishes like a pari and ends up in Ajmer. 😕
Zoya – Allah miyan what's wrong with me main yahan kaise aa gayi?? Kya main ud sakti hun? Arrey waah iska matlab mujhe flight ki tickets pe paise waste nahi karne padenge. *Dhinka chika*
Meanwhile Asad who was running to catch Zoya, when he saw her disappear he turned into Spiderman. With the help of his webs he reached ajmer in search of Zoya.
Asad (while swinging on his web) – ZO-YAAA!
Tanveer – ASADDD
Asad – arrey tum yahan bhi aa gayi? Tum mera peecha kyun nahi chodti? 😡
Tanveer – kyunki spiderman, spiderman tune churaya mere dil ka chain. 😃
Zoya – tum akhir Asad se nikaah kyun karna chahti ho?
Tanveer – ek chutki sindoor ki keemat tum kya jano Zoya Farooqui.
Zoya – Abbey ae sindoor ki dukaan hum muslim hai, sindoor nahi lagate.
Tanveer – Oh sorry woh hum thoda baukhla gaye! Woh actually kya hai na Om shanti Om ka dose kucch zyaada ho gaya.
Asad - abey oye woh actually mera dialogue hain..bahut mushkil se yeh dialogue maine apne naam pe patent karwaya hain..zyada bolegi na toh lungi utar dunga
Zoya - haan chorni kahin ki tu apne baukhla gayi ho kya pe hi chipki reh humare copyrights churane ki koshish ki na toh Mr Khan lungi utar denge
Tanveer - asad humare saath nikaah karenge kyunki main unke bacche ki maa banne wali hun
Asad and Zoya *KYA KYA KYA* 😲😲😲
Asad - itna jaldi? abhi toh consummate kiya tha 🤢
Zoya - tere gestation period main kuch khot hai kya? 😕
Tanveer - arrey main billi hun na mera gestation period tere se alag hoga na
Zoya - new technology ki billi lagti hai. dekh billi sach sach bata tere bacche ka baap kon hai nahi toh abhi kutto ko tere peeche chodu 😡
Tanveer - batati hun batati hun woh aur koi nahi balki Immy hai 😳
Zoya - Immy?? oye hoye kya baat hai billo tujhe tera billa mil gaye toh mere sher ke peeche kyun padi hai
Tanveer - woh kya hai na zoya yeh dil mange more! no one can have just one!
Zoya – Billo and Immy sitting on a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
but billo's lenses fall down the tree
and immy runs screaming BHOOTNIII! 😆
Tanveer gets angry that anyone other than her billa raja called her bhootni and she pushes Zoya off the cliff
Zoya falls down in slow motion and the camera zooms and freezes and becomes black n white on everyone faces including Dilshad and Najma
Dilshad (back at home in Bhopal) – Ya Allah yeh pizza jo maine Zoya ke liye mangwaya tha woh toh jala hua aaya. Zaroor kuch anarth hone wala hai.
Najma – ae overacting ki dukaan dramebaazi baad main karna pehle jaa pizza delivery boy ko rok woh 30 minutes baad aaya use yeh pizza free main dena chahiye.
Dilshad – Arrey haan! Oye pizza wale bhaiyaaa! Ruk kameene bhagta kahan hai.
Back in ajmer!
Zoya – spiderman? Spidermn where are you? Spiderman mujhe bachaooo!
Asad – yes wait! He Man, I HAVE THE POWERRR!
Tanveer – Ae gadhe costume dekh costume tu spiderman hai He-Man nahi!
Asad realizes that he is spiderman. He fastens his lungi south indian ishtyle and jumps to save Zoya. He grabs Zoya and they both hang on the web. Both lost in each other's eyes *Mitwa in the BG*
Asad – yeh hasi wadiyan, yeh khula aasman, aa gaye hum kahan, ae mere janejaan.
Zoya – Abbey ae Tarzan ki chatti aulad apne indian idol pe full stop laga aur mujhe bachaaa.
Asad – Don't fear when Spiderman in lungi is here. Mind it yannaaa rascalaaa.
He tries pulling them up but while doing that his lungi falls down the cliff.
Asad – meri lungiii!
Zoya – lungi ko jaane de waise bhi nikaah ke baad toh use jaana hi tha.
THE END!
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A/N – Again I don't know what is this! Sohu and I have OFFICIALLY gone MANTAALLL! Likes and comments and you'll get a Asad in lungi on your doorstep. A simple 'ha-ha' will also be enough.
~ Sadie and Sohu 😃
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Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
