A/N – this OS is completely gutter nothing serious! It's a fun post and only for laughing purposes. NO BASHING! Written by sohu-ksgian and me! Gul ne humein apne spoilers se itna pagal kar diya that we wrote this in frustration! the thing is the spoilers spoiled our mood so i decided to spoil the spoilers 🤣
The scene starts with Asad getting a call from Tannu.
Tanveer – Jammyyy! Jammy humein bachaooo!
Asad – Tannnuuu! Main aa raha hun.
Asad grabs his keys and drives his car like a maniac and manages to reach the factory in a span of 5 minutes using some cool James bond gadgetry since he hadn't even bothered to ask the name of the place Tannu was kidnapped. He walks inside the factory and sees a large four poster bed in the middle of the factory. Tanveer throwing rose petals on the bed. 😳
Asad – Tanveer yeh sab kya hai. 😲
Tanveer takes out an injection from one of her hidden pockets in her dupatta and injects him with it. The injection made him unconscious but sexually active. God bless Viagra.
Tanveer empties the pockets of her dupatta before removing it. We see a pile of potions and acid and injections on the floor.
Tanveer – ya Allah mujhe apni pockets saaf karni padegi.
She slowly unbuttons his kurta and the rest is for them to know and for us to find out.
Zoya somehow manages to reach the factory, again using some Lady bond gadgetry.
Zoya – nahiii yeh sab kya ho raha haiii! Yeh dekhne se pehle main andhi kyun nahi ho gayi. 🤢
Asad choses the exact moment to wake up. He looks at himself and Tanveer lying next to him.
Asad – Haila tumne meri izzat lutne ki koshish ki? Tumne mujhe kahin ka nahi choda. Haaye main toh loot gaya barbad ho gaya. Kon karega mujhse nikaah? Kon use karega second hand maal? Zoya kya tum….??
Zoya - Oh teri end jawaani
Teri ban jawaani
Nahi chahiye mujhko teri
Second hand jawaani!
Zoya runs away from there. Asad grabs his sherwani and runs after her but while running his lungi falls down. He picks up his lungi and fixes his sherwani.
Asad – Tannu tum mujhe kisi clean place pe nahi la sakti thi kya? Is factory ke pass kitne sare lodges hai.
Tanveer – abbey ae kanjoos itne paise main itnaich milta hai. 🤔
Asad – dekho na mere six packs bhi gande ho gaye, ab kon dekhega mere six packs ko. Now go bring nimbu, blue, bleach to clean this.
He wipes the dust off his sherwani and six packs.
Tanveer – nimbu, blue, bleach nahi try rin! Nimbu, blue, bleach ki Shakti ek saath. And uske baad try vanish! Trust pink forget stains.
Asad – Vanish? Agar mere six packs hi vanish ho gaye to? 😲
Tanveer – toh aise hi rehne do! Kucch accha karne se daag hote hai toh daag acche hai. 🤗
Asad – par tune toh meri izzat pe hi daag laga diya! Laga six packs pe daag mitaun kaise, laaga six packs pe daag! 😭
By the time they finish their discussion over which washing powder to use Zoya reaches ajmer. Tanveer comes to know about it and follows her to ajmer.
Tanveer – Zoya rukooo! Zoya meri baat suno.
Zoya doesn't listen and keeps running.
Tanveer – Zoya ruko! Mujhe doctor ne jyaada bhagne se mana kiya hai.
Zoya - Arrey main marathon ki practice kar rahi hun. Meri practice main khalal mat dal billi kahin ki.
Tanveer –Zoya sach toh yeh hai ke hum aapse pyaar karte hai.
Zoya stopped running and turned to face the billi.
Zoya – KYA KYA KYA? *typical ekta kapoor ishtyle* 😲😲😲
Tanveer – haan Zoya!
Zoya – tum kya bisexual ho?
Tanveer – humne sirf aapse pyaar kiya hai! Lekin humare romance main iss budhi mausi ne beech main bhanji maar di. Humein aapki ehmiyat tab pata chali jab aap humein chodke ajmer aa gayi.
Meanwhile Asad also reaches there handling his lungi which kept coming off.
Asad – Zoya main aapse woh actually wala pyaar karta hun. 😃
Tanveer – Zoya sirf hamari hai! Hum Asad ko aap nahi denge. 😡
Zoya – baukhla gayi ho kya billi? Consummation ka high ab tak utra nahi kya? Aur kitna consummate karogi? Pehle Immy phir Asad ab mujhpe dore daal rahi ho. 😕
Asad – Tannu tum Zoya se pyaar karti ho? Tumne mujhe dhoka diya? Jis bottle ka jam khaya usi bottle main ched? Main tumhare saath apna jam share nahi karunga. Zoya tum share karogi?
Zoya – nahiii mujhe yahan Ayaan ne bulaya hai. Woh mujhe dikhayega ke usne apna chidiya ka ghosla ajmer main kahan hide kiya. Aur saath main apne plastic surgeon ka number bhi dega. You see gul wants me to disappear and then come back with a changed face. Rishta wahi chehra nayi! 😉
Tanveer – tum mujhe chodke nahi jaa sakti
Zoya – kyun?
Tanveer – kyunki main tumhare bacche ki maa banne wali hun.
Asad and Zoya shocked.
*KYA KYA KYA* 😲😲😲
Zoya – ab tumne mere saath consummate kab kiya? 😕
Tanveer – mujhe woh yaad karke sharm aati hai. Tum sirf meri ho Zoya, meri! 😳
She grabs her hand and pulls her towards her. Asad grabs Zoya's other hand and pulls her towards him.
Asad – Zoya meri hai.
While saying that his lungi falls down again.
Tanveer – lungi toh sambhal nahi sakte ladki kya sambhaloge?
Just then Ayaan comes
Ayaan – Ruko! Zoya meri hai! Tere liye hi toh signal tod tad ke, aaya Bhopal wali fiance chod chad ke.
Asad – Zoya kya mandir ka Prasad hai? Jo aata hai maangta jaa raha hai. Zoya meri hai. 😡
Tanveer – nahi Zoya meri hai. 😡
Ayaan – nahi woh humse nikaah karengi. 😡
Zoya getting irritated of all this leaves all their hands and shouts
Zoya – Zoya na toh tumhari hai, na tumhari aur naa hi tumhari! Zoya toh sirf MAHENDRA SINGH DHONI ki hai! Dhoniii tum kahan main yahan! 😆
Zoya runs away from there in search of her dhoni. Ayaan and Tanveer watch their love leave them while Asad pulls up his lungi which had fallen down again.
THE END!
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Ahahahhahahhahahhaha! I seriously don't know what is this! Sohu aand I just kept writing!
@shreya, ankie, riddha and sohu – kar di na maine gul ke spoilers ki maa, behen, baap aur bhai?
Ok so forumwasis this is a product of mine and sohu's gutter mind! Do leave your comments on this crap!
~ Sadie and sohu!😃
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