Asad ke Armaanon ki Almaari - II - Page 4

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Posted: 12 years ago
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See how iss admeeen ke maan mein Looddoo actually phoot rahe hai!

Read : Look at his Hands sorry fingers! 🤣 🤣
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: MoronsKiMallika


And Asad eats sea-horse souffle. You know for what, right?🤣



Yup you and I are gonna get banned for corrupting young minds! 🤣
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Posted: 12 years ago
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This post was good enough to keep me sustained till Tanveer leaves, if at all she leaves. Great job as usual.
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: ras224

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ahahaha!!!do i luv dis or wat?...haste haste dimag ki batti jal gai😛
kya likhti hai ap ek chumma meri taraf se apko ji😳
seriously vicky i'm sick & tired of these bashing posts as if its a competition kaun kiski zyada bashing kar sakta hai🤓
par ap aye bahar aye
apke bina ye forum pagal khane mein utar aye
dis is da 1st post of 2day dat made me laugh whole heartedly & all credit goes 2 not u bt asad😆😆
bt really ap kya asad k almari mein rehte hai k apko itna sab kuch uske hormones k bare mein pata hai😲🤣
i really enjoyed reading da 2nd series...keep rocking lyk dis👏
ps-i really luv ur attitude...u r 1 helluva cool customer in dis forum😎
once i posted my poem on ur post & u really lykd it so i'm posting another 1...its basically abt asad ki dil ki ankahee baatein😉

Kehna chahta hu jo lafzo mein bayan nahi ho sakta

Karna chahta hu jo haal-e-dil samajh nahi sakta

Ye kaisa do rah mein hu jiska fasla nahi kia ja sakta

Ajab hai ye dil ki kashmakash jo asan nahi ho sakta

Shayad tum bin kahe hi samajh jati

Kash tum yuhi mujh mein sama jati

Aise ki shayad aur kash ki naubat hi na ati

Aur main tumhe sari umar bhar jatan kar pata ye jan kar tum jhum uthti

Par hayye ye dhai akshar do prem ke

Jo beech mein aise hai jhapkae palke

Aise hi lamho mein beet na jae jazbaat muhabbat ke

Koshish pe dunia qayam hai ye irtija hai ummeed ke

Meherban ae zuban mera jo bolne ki takalluf uthae

Par tumhare paas ate hi na jane deewana mann mera kaise sitar bajae

Tumhe dekhte hi saasein ye mera tez rafter chalae

Woh kehte hai pyar mein insan dil harke bhi sab kuch khushamat pae



Thanks darling!

Bashing is not a competition to show which celebrity is up or down. Its just to show how cheap, psychologically illiterate you are and how your poor folks have wasted their money in sending you to school. 😆

I don't need to live in Asad ki almaari because his armaans for Zoe are visible openly.Kal toh Zoe ke saare naap bhi le liyye aur saari positions bhi try kar li. Good rehearsal.😳

You are a good poet and your poem here is the voiceover of bechaara Asad.👏
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: MoronsKiMallika


Thank you. Oho, celebrity-fixated psychos are usually mentally stunted organisms. Unnke ghar waale bhi unnke baare main nahiin sochte, toh tum kyun sochh rahe ho? They will not do anything with their lives anyway except making cyber business roll in money.😆

Asad ki shakal pe likhaa hai that he is despo. Kal toh ussne saari positions bhi try kar li as rehearsal. That is why the rolling scene was edited out.😆



I want to see the rehearsals lol. Dekhna padega khota sahi se sab kar raha hai ya nahi (I assume Asad is a virgin still 😆)


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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: starsinmyeyes

Thank heavens...finally u updated...subah se bashing posts ne dimaag hataa rakha tha...


Ekdum satyavachan likhe hain aapne...Asad ko shirt khol k ghoomne ka bas bahana chahiye hota hai...kya pata kab mauka mil jaaye...and jab Zoya ne saari ki kurti bana di toh Asad miyan was visibly offended...

And sach much unka gusse ka unki mom ke frnds ke taunts se door door tak koi lena dena nahi tha😆...chhupe rustam hain Mr.Khan bilkul...aur aakhir mein us backless roshandaan ke saath saari pehenake hi maane woh...date wate toh bas ek bahaana tha...

Kal toh unke almaari se saare armaan nikal kar terrace par girne hi waale thhe ki unhone...khair...aap jab update karoge agla tab ispar roshni zaroor daalna ki kal jab lakshmiji tilak karne aa rahi thi toh unhone muh kyun dho liya...yeh toh sab hi jaante hain ki jitne shareef dikhte hain utne hai nahi woh😉...

What to say about your analysis...its as always...superb...i m a fan...👏



Thank you. Let the bashers have a ball. At least, they are only virtually torturing ppl instead of making real ppl's lives hell by breathing in the same space as them and making their lives hell.😆

Arre? You didn't understand? Asad got up before he could lose control because he could not make out with Zoe on the hard concrete floor. Zoe's body is very precious to him. Its his dream to have it for breakfast-lunch-dinner-dessert-midnight meal.😳
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Posted: 12 years ago
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WHATTAY amazing part two. 👏 👏 Loved it as always Malika Ji. 😆 Asad ki dukh bhari kahaani sun ker ankhon mein aansoo agaye! I really really pity the guy. 😆 14 and 16 totally cracked me up. How come you didn't add the yesterday's kissing part? 🤣

I am anxiously waiting for Zoya's POV too. I hope you will write that.

Oh and Totally agree with you on the bashing posts part. People act like they are their relatives. 😆 they have too much time to discuss all that.
Edited by Cup-Of-Chai - 12 years ago
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Posted: 12 years ago
#38

Originally posted by: life4me



OMG watermelons 🤣


Yes. That is why Asad keeps hugging Zoe. 😳
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: MisHumptyDumpty

jab tak main aati hoon tab tak all three pages booked! No one loves Vicky maam as much as i do! Nahii challegaa


But i still love you all the same, darling.🤗
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: MisHumptyDumpty



See how iss admeeen ke maan mein Looddoo actually phoot rahe hai!

Read : Look at his Hands sorry fingers! 🤣 🤣


His fingers are so desperate. They are saying ki ye top tumhaare upar kya kar rahaa hai?😆

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