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Kya spring season aaya padaa hai iss forum mein. Karan ki bashing , Surbhi ki bashing , ek doosre ki bhi bashing , Matlab kya hua tumhaare saath? Exam mein fail ho gaye? BF/GF/Patee/Wifey chhod ke bhaag gayye? Naukri chalee gayee? Nahiin... Toh ye celebrity-fixation-psychosis kab hua tumhe? Awwwleee... sensitive sawaal poochh liyaa Mallika-E-Gossip ne?😳 Koi nahiin, post padhte- padhte ye toh bataa hi denaa ki Karan aur Surbhi apni jaayedaad tumhaare naam kab kar rahe hain? I mean, tumhe Karan ki lambi list ki aur Surbhi ke make-up aur kapdon ki ittni chintaa hai, unkke ghar ke baahar jhaadu toh definitely karte honge na?😳 Nahiin?😲... Oh no! 😭You need to be institutionalized! PM me ASAP. I know all the mental asylums in India and all the good doctors too😎. Meraa ilaaj unhone hi kiyaa tha - and am perfect now🥳. I recommend! Waiting for your PMS after you are done with wasting seconds, minutes and hours of your life on people who, sadly, shall not leave their zameen-jaayedaad behind for you. ❓
Sigh! Saara din ek bhi dhaansu jokey nahiin maara tha, Abb meri saans mein saans aayi and i can write about Asad ke armaanon ki almaari...Part 2. 🤣
Haan, toh hum kahaan the jaanuz? Asad ke testosterone levels par who are threatening Zoe ki ovaries. Chalo, lets continue.
12. Ever thought why Asad was so depressed , dejected and down in the dumps when Zoe was leaving for New York via deportation? Koi ishq-wishq ka bukhaar nahiin tha! He was frustrated that Zoe only dangled carrots and lollipops in front of him , laid under him twice-thrice on his bed but,,,,, Kucch kiyye binaa hi waapis jaa rahi thi! ...Ghar mein Alfonso mangoes aate hain toh hum unhhe khaate hain, New York nahiin bhej dette! So, how could he let Zoe's mangoes, i mean, Zoe fly back to NY? Issliye bhaag ke rok liyaa. Sorry, to disappoint you guys, But the airport was all about tharakpane waala love.
13. Asad's desperation to do the kaandd with Zoe was at display when they returned from the airport. Kamre mein jaate hi shirt kholl ke khadaa ho gayaa! Chalo, sagaai toh ho gayee, if nothing else Zoe ki 'feels' toh mil hi jaayengi! But stupid Zoe! Six packs saamne the aur use engagement ring ke logic mein interest tha! Naalaayak! Pataa hai kitnaa royaa Asad jaake apne bathtub mein , rosewater mein baith ke!
14. What do you think anyway? Asad went running to Zoe's bathroom on seeing that electric wire to save her? Of course, he wanted to save her. But not because he loves her. How could she die without sleeping with him? That is why he immediately hugged her to check ki saare body parts jagah pe to hain na? Nothing should happen to that fabulous body until he has her. Aur tum log usske siggies/avis banaa banaa ke ghoom rahhe ho. What a shame!
15. Asad was so angry at Zoe when they went to that relative's walima. Not because she was showing off the engagement ring to everyone. Its because she was wearing so many clothes! Kahaan toh bechaare ne do-teen baar ussko munh-laal karne ke liyye corner kiyaa. But looking at the heavy costume idea drop kar diyaa- ittne kum time mein ittne saare kapdon mein kya hotaa?
16. Went awww and sniff-sniff when when Asad stopped a crying Zoe from pulling that engagement ring off her finger? Abey kahaan ka aur kaisa love! Asad was terrified that if she stops this fake sagaai drama and gives the ring back to him, she will never get under the sheets with him! Bechaara saat maheene se plan kar rahaa hai - aur Zoe usske plans pe tap-water pherne pe lagee hui hai!
17. Asad keeps screaming at Zoe for that Makkhanwaali so that Zoe ko jealousy ka caterpillar kaate aur wo kahhe ki wo Asad ke love mein padee hui hai. So, that Asad can gather a crying Zoe in his arms and maaro a mauke pe chhakka. Bedding bhale hi abhi door ho, Zoe ke 'feels' lenne se kum se kum testosterone toh control mein rehtaa hai.
18. Remember Asad's face during that button-mein-hormones-attke scene of Jashn-e-saugaat? He deliberately banged into a phoolwaali Zoe so that he could smell her , close his eyes and imagine all the beimaani-ke-kabootar flying phurrr-phurrr-phurrr! Maasoom Zoe was trying to free herself from his sherwaani and he was imagining how it will 'feel' to be unbuttoned by her. Aaya badaa tameez ke naatak waala!
19. You seriously think Asad went to Zoe's room to wipe her tears after Aapi told him about Zoe's past? You think he was crying for her? Uff! Kittne maasoom ho tum saare ke saare! He had gone so late to her bedroom so that he could haath-saaf karo on her in the name of sympathy! ... But! She was sleeping , and what could Asad do with a sleeping woman? So, his hormones , i mean, his heart cried and he said -I am so sorry Zoya...am late , warnaa aaj toh kaandd karrne ki poori tayaari thi sympathy ke curtain mein yaar!
20. Asad was furious at Zoe during Jashn-E-Bahaar because she made a kurtee out of that sari! Tehzeeb ke liyye nahiin yaar, its because she ruined the view of her hot waist, cream tummy and her sexy back! ...She took away all the chances of 'nain-sukhh' from Asad. Kitni preparations ki thi Asad ne through BCA. Light jaayegi, Zoe wahaan jaayegi, Asad bhi wahaan jaayega aur andhere mein kucch na kucch toh haath mein aa hi jaayega!... But! No!...Issliye Tannu slashed herself in depression - she couldn't help Jammy to spread on the bread.
Anyway, this is it for today and we shall continue the series.
P.S- I will answer the PMs today. Ab kaheen jaake time milaa haigaa.😆
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