AsYa: Mitwa, dumbness pe zor nahiin. - Page 4

Originally posted by: MoronsKiMallika

Thanks Sweetie.😃...I bet Asad cannot answer a single question that i have asked - and i would rather die than listen to his 'Wo Actuallys'.😡😆...Asad is a Closet kameena and you can see his level of confidence with those backless blouses, seductive hugs , hot whispers to Zoe. Nahiin yaar, tent ka idea fail ho hi nahiin saktaa tha. 🤣

Matlab Dilshe ke liye...GRANDBABIES!!!!!😆

Originally posted by: MoronsKiMallika

" What is wrong with Mr.Khan? Break Up karne ke liye koi date pe bulaata hai kya?"

" Kaise sab kucch ek perfect romantic date jaisa arrange kiya hai? Lagta hai Nikaah todhne ki khushi mein Mr.Khan paagal ho gaye hain."

"Ye toh break up jaisa nahiin lag rahaa. Unnke iraade toh bade nek lag rahe hain."

"Jab bhi main apne dil ki baat kehne jaata hoon, koi na koi beech mein aa jaata hai."

GAHHH!

Who says Asad and Zoe should not marry? Who says they are different from each-other? Hello! Goodmorning. They are not at all different from each-other if today's episode is anything to go by! They are equally DUMB. OPAQUE.DENSE.DUFFERS.

Dearest Zoe,

Asad sends you a stunning saree ( errm, how does he know your size and why he always chooses backless roshan-daan blouses is beyond me or maybe his love is too true ) , a love note which hopes that you will wear the sari without cutting it into a Kurti. He sets up the gorgeous backyard with lamps, candles, drapes and all that jazz. He turns up looking all Prince Harming sorry Prince Charming. He gives you bedroom eyes, hormone disturbing swirls and twirls, sends your heart racing and hopping like leopards in woods. And you think he is doing all this because he wants to break up with you? Break up? Aisse? Getting all hot , close and personal with you and reminding the fangirls of M&B heroes? ... Are you that scared of his 'no' or are you trying to compete with Asad in the dumbness department? If not him, rattle your own grey cells, count your heartbeat , get a hormone test done and the machines would burst right now or even better listen to your heart. You don't know what has he called you here for? Even after all the feeling up , whispers and those conscious seductive undertones? ...Zoe! What in this whole world is wrong with you? You were supposed to only fall in love with Asad and not lose your grey cells! ...And what was that nek iraade bullcrap? Kaun se angle se Asad ke 'iraade' nek lag rahe the tumhe? The man sends you backless roshandaan blouses , knows your size , seduces you in the name of a confession and ye iraade nek hain? ...*Imagines pigs flying since there is no sign of intelligent life on this earth*.

Khotte Asad,

Quite contrary to popular opinion here , i may have loved your idea of setting up an ultra romantic environment and set up for Zoe in the backyard - instead of a typical restaurant or exterior booking , but darling, jo time Zoe ko seduce karne mein lagaaya , wahee use 'I love you!' bolne mein kyun nahiin lagaaya ? Tera ye badtameez dil maane na , maane na! Your brains and your neeyat always go for a toss when you see Zoe in saris and those backless blouses - ladkee ko propose karnaa tha, seduce karke na toh uskee heartbeat badhaani thi aur na apne beimaan iraade dikhaane the! ...You are such a closet 'male' i tell you! You know you have an effect on Zoe in physicality and you love it when she goes all tongue-tied, fluttery-eyed and her hormones running to you. Khotta ! Yahi TRUTH hai. What tehzeeb and tameez ka ronaa dhonaa you do all the time? Its NOT true. You love being a typical man around Zoe - CONFESS! You love it when Zoe ki saans gets atkofied in your dance. Closet Kameena.

And anyone who does not agree with me, explain Asad's gifts of backless blouses to Zoe to me along with explaining Asad's illiteracy that says dancing and seduction are synonyms.

Having said that, i admit AsYa were hot and i love Gullu and team for not ruining the freeze of today's episode for the viewers.

Phew! For the rest of the episode, we have a new proper Shipper for AsYa . That's Aapi and i love how she fangirls over AsYa. I never thought that Aapi would even like someone as dense as Asad. But she seems to have found something in Asad that she loves.

Ayaan was the man today for Siddiqui House. I loved his stand for Nikhat and the way creatives are building Ayaan and Nikhat's bhai-behenchaara , i bet Ayaan can marry Humzie a zillion times for Nikhat's happiness. But is that even done?

Immzie is a nancy and Hassu is an Ekta Kapoor Saas.

P.S- Still curious. Why does Asad always send Zoe backless roshandaans and how can he know her size?😕 Abb zaraa le tameez aur tehzeeb ka naam, Zoe ka pizza hi isske munhh mein thoons denge.😆

Originally posted by: niki_12

Hahahahahaha hilarious post...i am smiling like an idiot..but everything you said is so true

yes asad is very inclined to see zoe in sexy sarees! i am so glad they ended where they did otherwise we would all be yelling about billi..

but they were very very cute today...totally loved them...asad addressed them as a unit "our truth"...just imagine if billi was not there it would be so so nice...but then again billi has brought them close.

when aapi said the next function has a outdoor venue...all i could think about is mangalpur part 2...they can't burn the house...and that's where we will get asad's confession when zoya is hurt...can't wait for billi to be gone..

-niki

Asad couldn't help it na..he wants to see his fiance all sexy..haha..he's so naughty, desperately wanted see Zoya in saree that he gave her the same gift again...lol...and Once she came out..Asad couldn't stay away from her...he was all touchy feely...I don't blame him, Zoya looked to hot to handle ;)

No one was in the house..Tanu was resting since she's sick...Asad thought it would be perfect but little did he know that Tanu can't stay in bed since she's not actually burnt...he was probably thinking that Tanu is sick so she doesn't count even if she's home..Najma, Aapi, and Dilshad were at the dinner meeting with the decorator...

Anybody can go to a hotel/restaurant and get privacy..but ladies like when guys "plan" dates...do something thoughtful, creative, out of the box..put effort into the date..and that's what Asad did...He turned the ordinary backyard into a perfect romantic environment...LOVED it!

Fantastic post Vicky 🤣 Really even I want to know Why Mr.khan keeps sending her backless blouses its like the Saree is to satisfy his tehzeeb-tameez side and the backless blouse is to satisfy his closeted naughty side ☺️ And there is no doubt both of them are equally dumb ,zoya's " Inke irade toh bade nek lag rahain he " was just classic ! Totally loving the new ayaan he totally pulled off the big brother act unlike the previous wimpy one !

Originally posted by: delena90

OMG Vicky you have me in tears! Your post is hilarious!!!!

Asad please answer Vics question - How do you know Zoe's size and why do you always send her sexy backless blouses.

Additional question from my side Asad - Wasn't it a little presumptuous to put up that tent...kya patha seduction fail ho gaya tho?

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i know!! i mean how many more hints to do you??? why would he dance all romantic with you and set up this whole evening to break up with you?? HELLO

Asad is a horny teenager at heart! ahahahaha! And the blouse size, he has been pressed up against her many times and he stares at her enough! Now we know what he's staring at LOL. I joke, I don't think he gives her the blouse, she seems to have a bottomless pit of black sexy backless blouses ? I would love to visit the pit and grab some for myself! Maybe throw Tanveer away while I am at it :)

Your post made me laugh so hard, so thank youuu <3

Originally posted by: Madame_Noddy

" What is wrong with Mr.Khan? Break Up karne ke liye koi date pe bulaata hai kya?"

" Kaise sab kucch ek perfect romantic date jaisa arrange kiya hai? Lagta hai Nikaah todhne ki khushi mein Mr.Khan paagal ho gaye hain."

"Ye toh break up jaisa nahiin lag rahaa. Unnke iraade toh bade nek lag rahe hain."

Zoya ka dimaag kharaab ho chuka hai. Dil ke saath usne brain bhi kho diya hai!!!😆

They are equally DUMB. OPAQUE.DENSE.DUFFERS.

Absolutely perfectly said.😆

Kaun se angle se Asad ke 'iraade' nek lag rahe the tumhe? The man sends you backless roshandaan blouses , knows your size , seduces you in the name of a confession and ye iraade nek hain? ...*Imagines pigs flying since there is no sign of intelligent life on this earth*.

Bwaahahahahahahaha!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

What tehzeeb and tameez ka ronaa dhonaa you do all the time? Its NOT true. You love being a typical man around Zoe - CONFESS! You love it when Zoe ki saans gets atkofied in your dance. Closet Kameena.

Asad is totaaalll chhupa-rustam in the truest sense of the word. Proved today☺️

P.S- Still curious. Why does Asad always send Zoe backless roshandaans and how can he know her size?
My doubts exactly☺️😆

Loved the episode today!!! And there was so less Billi! Yaaayyy!!!!
Zoya's one liners were hilarious but really really dumb, no doubt!!!😕
I really liked the back-yard date too, contrary to other members...waise bhi Asad miyan kya restaurant mein baithke yeh "Closet Romeogiri" dikha paate??!!😳
Aapi is so so cute!! I love the way she fangirls the AsYa relationship!! Cuuuttteee!!!!😳
Imran is a total nancy...spineless man no. 2 in the serial And Haseena so deserves Tanveer...😆
Loved your post Vicky madam!!! You never fail to make me smile (and laugh)!!! 😃

Originally posted by: coolfire

LOVED reading your post! (after so long) .. I tell you, Zoya dumbness took away from the hotness quotient of the scene. Imagine if Zoya was actually anticipating a proposal, she would be palpating and salivating every moment of the seduction, instead of looking confused and perplexed the entire time. Stupid girl, stupid, stupid!