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" What is wrong with Mr.Khan? Break Up karne ke liye koi date pe bulaata hai kya?"
" Kaise sab kucch ek perfect romantic date jaisa arrange kiya hai? Lagta hai Nikaah todhne ki khushi mein Mr.Khan paagal ho gaye hain."
"Ye toh break up jaisa nahiin lag rahaa. Unnke iraade toh bade nek lag rahe hain."
"Jab bhi main apne dil ki baat kehne jaata hoon, koi na koi beech mein aa jaata hai."
GAHHH!
Who says Asad and Zoe should not marry? Who says they are different from each-other? Hello! Goodmorning. They are not at all different from each-other if today's episode is anything to go by! They are equally DUMB. OPAQUE.DENSE.DUFFERS.
Dearest Zoe,
Asad sends you a stunning saree ( errm, how does he know your size and why he always chooses backless roshan-daan blouses is beyond me or maybe his love is too true ) , a love note which hopes that you will wear the sari without cutting it into a Kurti. He sets up the gorgeous backyard with lamps, candles, drapes and all that jazz. He turns up looking all Prince Harming sorry Prince Charming. He gives you bedroom eyes, hormone disturbing swirls and twirls, sends your heart racing and hopping like leopards in woods. And you think he is doing all this because he wants to break up with you? Break up? Aisse? Getting all hot , close and personal with you and reminding the fangirls of M&B heroes? ... Are you that scared of his 'no' or are you trying to compete with Asad in the dumbness department? If not him, rattle your own grey cells, count your heartbeat , get a hormone test done and the machines would burst right now or even better listen to your heart. You don't know what has he called you here for? Even after all the feeling up , whispers and those conscious seductive undertones? ...Zoe! What in this whole world is wrong with you? You were supposed to only fall in love with Asad and not lose your grey cells! ...And what was that nek iraade bullcrap? Kaun se angle se Asad ke 'iraade' nek lag rahe the tumhe? The man sends you backless roshandaan blouses , knows your size , seduces you in the name of a confession and ye iraade nek hain? ...*Imagines pigs flying since there is no sign of intelligent life on this earth*.
Khotte Asad,
Quite contrary to popular opinion here , i may have loved your idea of setting up an ultra romantic environment and set up for Zoe in the backyard - instead of a typical restaurant or exterior booking , but darling, jo time Zoe ko seduce karne mein lagaaya , wahee use 'I love you!' bolne mein kyun nahiin lagaaya ? Tera ye badtameez dil maane na , maane na! Your brains and your neeyat always go for a toss when you see Zoe in saris and those backless blouses - ladkee ko propose karnaa tha, seduce karke na toh uskee heartbeat badhaani thi aur na apne beimaan iraade dikhaane the! ...You are such a closet 'male' i tell you! You know you have an effect on Zoe in physicality and you love it when she goes all tongue-tied, fluttery-eyed and her hormones running to you. Khotta ! Yahi TRUTH hai. What tehzeeb and tameez ka ronaa dhonaa you do all the time? Its NOT true. You love being a typical man around Zoe - CONFESS! You love it when Zoe ki saans gets atkofied in your dance. Closet Kameena.
And anyone who does not agree with me, explain Asad's gifts of backless blouses to Zoe to me along with explaining Asad's illiteracy that says dancing and seduction are synonyms.
Having said that, i admit AsYa were hot and i love Gullu and team for not ruining the freeze of today's episode for the viewers.
Phew! For the rest of the episode, we have a new proper Shipper for AsYa . That's Aapi and i love how she fangirls over AsYa. I never thought that Aapi would even like someone as dense as Asad. But she seems to have found something in Asad that she loves.
Ayaan was the man today for Siddiqui House. I loved his stand for Nikhat and the way creatives are building Ayaan and Nikhat's bhai-behenchaara , i bet Ayaan can marry Humzie a zillion times for Nikhat's happiness. But is that even done?
Immzie is a nancy and Hassu is an Ekta Kapoor Saas.
P.S- Still curious. Why does Asad always send Zoe backless roshandaans and how can he know her size?😕 Abb zaraa le tameez aur tehzeeb ka naam, Zoe ka pizza hi isske munhh mein thoons denge.😆
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