QH CC#73 - Page 80

Originally posted by: delena_lover

🤣 kya definition haI🤣

indias young generations future is bright🤣

Originally posted by: delena_lover

2No kanjus🤣

🤣

Originally posted by: Karan.G.king

If animals have Facebook... these are most likely to be their Status Updates!

COCKROACH: "Managed to skip from some one's foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle!"

Cat: "My 7th child is asking who is her dad. What shall I tell her??, I don't even remember"

Mosquito: "I am HIV positive.. this is all due to wrong sucking" :(

Pig: "Oh gosh they throw the gossips that I am spreading flu…W*F!! "

Goat : "Friends, don't go out, Eid is coming soon"

Chicken: "If tomorrow there's no status update from my side, means I'm being served at KFC"

i love this one🤣

Originally posted by: delena_lover

Socho Agar doctors film banate to title kya hota:
1. Kabhi khansi kabhi jukham
2. Kaho na bukhar hai
3. TB no. 1
4. Kal patient ho na ho

5. Hum blood de chuke sanam

in pictures ko dekhega kaun🤣

read this one🤣

Pappu English mein phir se fail ho gaya...

Translations ki wajah se!

1. Woh meri nawasi hai!
(She is my eighty nine)

2. Main ek Aam Aadmi hoon.
(I am a mango man)

3. Mujhe English Aati hai.
(English comes to me)

4. Mera taaluk Haripur Hazara se hai.
(I belong to Green Pur Thousanda)

5. Mera mazak matt udaao!
(Dont fly my joke)

6. Badalta hai rang aasman kaise kaise?
(Change the colour sky how how)

7. Mumbai ki sadak par goliyan chal rahi hain.
(Tablets are walking on the roads of Mumbai)

Originally posted by: delena_lover

I. will take "Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract" (WINE),🤣

nahi yaar mujhse acche hai🤣

vo to maine pee liya,isiliye to joke pe joke maar rahi hun🤣