QH CC#73 - Page 78

Originally posted by: delena_lover

kite chup be

kyun y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y

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Originally posted by: delena_lover

1 Makkhi Pakro
Usay maro
Uska Gosh Bana
Phir Gosh Ko Baich Kar Jo Paise aye Uska Balance Dalwao
Phir SPAM Karo

KANJUS MAKKHI CHOOS!

🤣

you r my hunny bunny🤣

Originally posted by: delena_lover

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1 minute mere ko chappal pehnane de, kaam ayegi🤣

ager mein larki hun toh larka kon hai🤣

SONIA GANDHI during her speech told a story...

"There was a father who gave 100 rupees each to his 3 sons and asked them to buy things and fill up a room completely.

First son bought woods for Rs. 100 but couldn't fill the room entirely.

Second son bought cotton for Rs. 100 but couldn't fill the room entirely.

Third son bought a candle for Rs. 1 and lit it up and the room was filled with light completely."

Kapil Sibbal added "RAHUL GANDHI is like the third son, Since the day he has taken charge of his office, our country is filled with the bright light of prosperity."

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Narendra Modi asked:

"Woh sab toh theek hai,
Where are the remaining Rs. 99 ?"

Originally posted by: delena_lover

ager mein larki hun toh larka kon hai🤣

champooo🤣

Q: How to Kill an Ant ? (Asked in exam for 15 marks..)

Student's Answer: "Mix Chilli Powder with Sugar & keep it outside the Ant's Hole..

After eating, Ant will search for some water near a water tank..

Push ant in to it.. Now ant will go to dry itself near fire..

When it reaches fire, put a bomb into the fire..

Then admit wounded ant in ICU..

Remove oxygen mask from its mouth and kill the ant.."

MORAL: Don't play with students they can do anything for 15 marks... :)

@kite apney chapal apney paas rakh

A Secretary came angrily out of boss cabin
colleague asked: Wat happened?
She replied: He asked me are U free tonight?
I said-yes & bast**d give me 50 pages of work.e