QH CC#73 - Page 79

Chicken: "If tomorrow there's no status update from my side, means I'm being served at KFC"

i love this one🤣

Originally posted by: delena_lover

@kite apney chapal apney paas rakh

chal theek hai baad mein dungi😛

Originally posted by: Karan.G.king

SONIA GANDHI during her speech told a story...

"There was a father who gave 100 rupees each to his 3 sons and asked them to buy things and fill up a room completely.

First son bought woods for Rs. 100 but couldn't fill the room entirely.

Second son bought cotton for Rs. 100 but couldn't fill the room entirely.

Third son bought a candle for Rs. 1 and lit it up and the room was filled with light completely."

Kapil Sibbal added "RAHUL GANDHI is like the third son, Since the day he has taken charge of his office, our country is filled with the bright light of prosperity."

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Narendra Modi asked:

"Woh sab toh theek hai,
Where are the remaining Rs. 99 ?"

OMG nisha read this one🤣

Definition of "KISS" from educational point of view.

MATHS:
KISS is the shortest distance
between 2 Lips...!
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ECONOMICS:
KISS is that thing 4 which the
DEMAND is always higher than the
SUPPLY...!
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PHYSICS:
KISS is the powerful process of
charging 2 human bodies in a
short time...!
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COMPUTER: KISS is just like a LAN, in which 2
bodies are connected without
any DATA CABLE...!
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Class Over!

Originally posted by: delena_lover

🤣 KANJUS MAKHI CHOOS[=))

kaun,modi ya rahul🤣

Punjabi bola,"Samne board pe likha hai 2 laga ke dial kare."[/QUOTE

punjabi jokes are always awesome,2 laga ke dial karo🤣

Originally posted by: Karan.G.king

OMG nisha read this one🤣

Definition of "KISS" from educational point of view.

MATHS:
KISS is the shortest distance
between 2 Lips...!
.

ECONOMICS:
KISS is that thing 4 which the
DEMAND is always higher than the
SUPPLY...!
.

PHYSICS:
KISS is the powerful process of
charging 2 human bodies in a
short time...!
.

COMPUTER: KISS is just like a LAN, in which 2
bodies are connected without
any DATA CABLE...!
.
.
.

Class Over!