1. The first time Dilshaad asked Asad if he loves Zoya and then the camera switched to Tanveer's face to show her worried expression my sister said: Meow! Oh no! That's my husband!!
2. Then when Tanveer came to butt into the conversation, my sister was like: Nobody asked you for your opinion woman! Aane koi chup karse please? (We're Gujarati, basically she said will someone please shut this person up hahaha)
3. When Tanveer sat down with Dilshaad to tell her to choose a new bride, then Dilshaad said yeah I know what to do, and then Tanveer started grinning, my sister said: Why are you so happy? Asad isn't batman so she's still not going to choose you catwoman.
4. After the whole episode ended on Asad's and Zoya's troubled faces, my sister said (this is my favourite): Well, yeh thi ek dukh bhari kahaani!
And then she switched off the television, while shaking her head in an exaggeratedly slow manner like she was super disappointed or something :p Seriously entertaining watching QH with my bitter sister (: