Zoya's shers (full collection)

Nobody actually posted the shers so I thought I could do so myself.
Enjoy!

Unhoni ko honi karde, honi ko unhoni
Hot, handsome mahindra Singh dhoni

Ruhani sukoon aur dil mein chain hona chahiye
Aapka naam Asad nahi chairman hona chahiye

Haan mein hoon pareshan, lagta nahi kuch sahi
Mere sharukh kaan mein hai earring, salman kaan mein nahi.

Baathoon mein ho mithaas, to lagta hai banda nek
Kadvi baathien bhool jaayye and have some chocolate cake.

Aapke ghar mein hai mohabbat iss khabar chhahi hui
Diware tak lovers hai, kono mein mila karti hai

Jahapana six packs jab kahege ki koi mil gaya
Aap pyaar mein girege aur kahenge uff meta ghutna chhil gaya!

Jab galti ho jaaye to maang lo apology
Aur jab kaam atak jaaye to use karo technology.

Jiske chale jaane se hoti hai dance floor beva
Trust me aap ke andar bhi chupa hai ek prabhu deva.

Mere humsafar na baniye, hame akele ki aadat hai
Zabaan ko mishti na banaye, hame karele ki aadat hai!

Toot jayega dil mera, soul bhi hogi hurt
If you don't let me silo your shirt.

Aag dare hai paani se, daulat darthi kadki se
Asad Ahmed Khan aaj suno haar Gaye ek ladki se

Kyonki duniya mein life hai itni fast
Thats why I love watching repeat telecast

Dieting karaye akal ko, akal hui moti
How will you khicho that when there is no choti

Teere nazar se aashik khayal ho jata hai
Bina mobile ke insaan immobile ho jata hai

Marne k baad heaven dikhe sabki yehi mannat hai,
Aapke bine bhopal mein teen din, bhopal to jannat hai!

Manzil tak pahunch ne ke liye kismat ban gayi factor;
Agar acchi huyi to shayad mil jaye lift in this tractor!

Tfs !!!

wow yar nice post i like all her shyries but MSD wali and latest shyrie r my fev

Heyy deaar!!

Thank you so much
Love Zoya's shayri

Wonderful, well done..Love all her shayaris.

nice..

Nice post I too wanted to add some...
Bus ke pechhe truck , truck ke pechhe lorry.
Phone theek karwana hai toh boliye sorry...

Buri nazar wale akal par pad gaye tale...
Dil toh thhe hi ah muh bhi honge kaale...

That's amazing...add the one of mangalpur...something...
About taking lift in a tractor

And

Aapke bina Bhopal to jannat hai