Hum Tum Series - An Ode to the Mall Meeting

So Tum met her Maal
At the plush Shopping Mall
So the usual Big Bang hua
Icecream hit the ground aur kuch nahi hua
no trip fall and catch
Yeh kaisa hai match ?😉
No dupatta na hi koi bg score
hai Allah even then they were not a bore 😆
Tum ko laga Jahan main jaati hun wahi chali aate ho
Kyun meri hyperactivity ko badhate ho 😆
Tum accused Maal of following her around
And Maal was like Maal main hun Behenji 😆
Itna na uddo ,dhyan se dekho n
keep yr feet firm on the ground🤣
So Maal ko ghoorne lagi Tum
Maal was pissed bechara apni kboobsurati se anjaan hai ekdum
Kuch nahi Mila to Tum started to show of her contacts in the city
While Maal thought list mein main nahi to kuch nahi what a pity
With That Hogai Maal ki Meriwaali ka Maal oops Mall visit end
But abhi to Maal n his Meriwaali ki bedroom story is awaiting us my friend😆
But Aye Hayee Maal n uski MeriWaali
Jiski Zubaan to hai full but brain hai Khaali
Koi Aise Maal ko aise treat karta hai
Hawt Chehron ke to Insaan sau khoon bhi maaf karta hai
But Chalo Kal dekhte hain what happens once on the same bed
Ab iske aage what is left to be said😆
Waise kal Wohi hoga jo Manzur e Tum Hoga
Cause the Statue of Sharafat in White Aka Maal
se to kuch expect karna Wrong Hi Hoga🤣



Apologies for the above dont know what was wrong with my dinner 😆 tho my odes are bad but really this bad 😆 but then my sense of humor sucks really🥺
and Maal=Hum= Asad 😆 n Tum= Meriwali= Zoya😆