Abhiya AT #344 ~ Hum Dheere Dheere Dheere Pagal Ho Rahe Hai - Page 148

🔴 Scene: Jeh and Abhay Having Yet Another Stupid Face-Off

• Jeh (growling): “I will destroy you, Abhay Raichand!”

• Abhay (rolling his eyes): “We’re doing this again?”

• Sid (eating popcorn in the background): “Oh, this is gonna be good.”

• Jeh (dramatic monologue): “You took Piya away from me! I will have my revenge!”

• Sid (leaning toward Abhay, whispering): “Is he always this whiny?”

• Abhay: “You have no idea.”

• Sid: “And you dated this?”

• Abhay (groaning): “Shut up, Sid!”

• Sid (grinning): “No, no. Please. Keep fighting. I love reality TV.”

🔴 Scene: Jeh and Abhay Having Yet Another Pointless Staring Contest Over Piya

• Jeh (growling): “Stay away from Piya, Abhay! She is mine!”

• Abhay (rolling his eyes): “Piya is not an object, Jeh. She chooses who she wants.”

• Piya (looking dramatically between them, clearly loving the attention): “Guys, please—”

• Sid (leaning against a tree, smirking): “Oh wow, again? This is, what, your 15th fight over the same girl? Are you two bored or just out of hobbies?”

• Jeh (growling at Sid): “Stay out of this!”

• Sid (mock gasp): “Oh no! The mighty werewolf is mad at me! I’m so scared!” (leans toward Abhay) “Seriously though, this is your competition? He growls more than he talks.”

• Abhay (muttering): “Tell me about it.”

• Sid: “And you wonder why I was Team Me the whole time.”

🔴 Scene: Piya, Yet Again, Playing the “Who Do I Love More?” Game

• Piya (teary-eyed): “I love Abhay! But I also care about Jeh!”

• Sid (snorting in the background): “And here we go… “

• Piya: “Jeh has been so kind and supportive, but Abhay… oh Abhay! My heart always beats for you!”

• Sid (mockingly clutching his chest): “Oh, the agony! The drama! Someone call the Oscars!”

• Abhay (groaning): “Sid, shut up.”

• Sid: “No, no. This is great. I’m watching live reality TV. Please, Piya, continue explaining why you love the guy who literally kidnapped you last week.”

• Piya: ”…That was different.”

• Sid: “Sure it was, sweetheart. Just like the last time he did it. And the time before that. And the time—”

• Abhay: “I said shut up!”

🔴 Scene: Jeh, Once Again, Trying to Win Piya Over with Puppy Eyes

• Jeh (softly): “Piya, I would never hurt you like Abhay does. I will always be here for you.”

• Piya (emotional): “Jeh… I—”

• Sid (whispering to Abhay): “You know what’s wild? He actually believes he has a chance.”

• Abhay (smirking slightly): “I know.”

• Sid (shaking his head): “Poor guy. He just keeps collecting L’s like it’s a hobby.”

• Jeh (snapping): “I heard that!”

• Sid: “Oh good! Maybe next time you’ll also hear the sound of your dignity leaving your body.”

🔴 Scene: Sid Watching the Absolute Disaster Unfold

• Sid (sitting on a couch with popcorn): “So let me get this straight. Piya is crying because Abhay left her for the 100th time. Jeh is crying because Piya keeps running back to Abhay. And Abhay is crying because… well, because he’s Abhay?”

• Abhay (glaring): “I do not cry.”

• Sid: “Right. You just go to the same sad forest spot and stare at the moon for hours.”

• Abhay: “It’s called brooding.”

• Sid: “It’s called a waste of screen time.”

🔥 Scene: Piya Decides to Trust a Suspicious Stranger in the Middle of the Night

• Piya (walking alone in a dark alley at 2 AM, because why not?): “Oh look, a mysterious hooded man staring at me creepily! Maybe he knows something about Abhay!”

• Sid (leaning against a wall, shaking his head): “And there goes her survival instinct. Rest in peace, common sense, you were never invited to this show.”

• Abhay (zooming in at super speed): “Piya, get away from him!”

• Piya (pouting): “But what if he has answers?”

• Sid: “Yeah, like how fast he can get rid of you. Seriously, Piya, if dumb decisions were a sport, you’d be undefeated.”

🔥 Scene: Abhay Decides to Stop Piya from Going Somewhere… by HITTING HER WITH A CAR

• Piya (about to walk into her own doom, as usual): “I have to go to this super suspicious interview at Sid’s company because I have zero self-preservation skills!”

• Abhay (panicking, revving his car): “I must stop her before she gets hurt!”

• Sid (watching from the side, horrified): “He’s not gonna—”

• Abhay (SPEEDING UP INSTEAD OF BRAKING): BAM!

• Piya (lying on the ground, dazed): “Abhay? Did you… did you just run me over?”

• Sid (STUNNED): “What in the Fast & Furious Twilight Edition was that?!”

• Abhay (totally serious): “It was the only way to stop you.”

• Sid (cackling): “Dude, ever heard of texting?”

🔥 Scene: Piya Thinks it’s a Good Idea to Sneak Into a Vampire’s House

• Piya (sneaking into the Raichand mansion like a Scooby-Doo detective): “I know Abhay is hiding something!”

• Sid (sitting in the living room, sipping wine, watching her fumble around): “Oh, wow. Breaking and entering. Classic Piya move.”

• Abhay (suddenly appearing out of nowhere): “Piya, why are you here?!”

• Piya: “Because I love you and need answers!”

• Sid: “Love makes people blind, but in your case, Piya, it also makes you stupid.”

• Abhay (facepalming): “She literally could have been killed.”

• Sid: “Killed? Please. She has main character immunity. You? You have to suffer for eternity dealing with her decisions.”

🔥 Scene: Abhay Tries to Save Piya… by KIDNAPPING HER (AGAIN)

• Piya: “Abhay, let me go!”

• Abhay: “No, you’re in danger!”

• Piya: “So your solution is kidnapping me?!”

• Sid (watching from afar, amused): “Wait, wait, wait. Let me get this straight—your idea of protecting her is locking her in a random forest cabin like you’re some budget Beauty and the Beast?”

• Abhay (defensive): “It was for her own good!”

• Sid: “Oh yeah, sure, because every great love story starts with kidnapping. What’s next? Locking her in a tower? Getting a dragon to guard her?”

🔥 Scene: Abhay and Piya Take a Life-Threatening Risk… Just Because

• Piya: “I know it’s dangerous, but I must go into the haunted forest alone at midnight!”

• Abhay (sighing but obviously going with her): “Fine, but stay close to me.”

• Sid (leaning against a tree, grinning): “Ah yes, because nothing bad ever happens in a dark, cursed forest at night. Bravo, you two. Truly brilliant thinkers.”

• Piya (smiling at Abhay): “See, this is why I love him! He always supports me!”

• Sid: “Yeah, supports you right into the grave.”