|| Incorrect Quotes Generator - PKYEK edition || - Page 12

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Abhay: You know those things will kill you, right?

RK, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point.

Harman, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process.

VD: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

Abhay: Can I be frank with you guys?

RK: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.

Harman: Can I still be Harman?

Sid: Shh, let Frank speak. 🤣

Abhay: Everyone, synchronize your watches.

RK: I don’t know how to do that.

Harman: I don’t wear a watch.

Sid: Time is a construct.

Abhay: Have you seen a person named 'SID' around here?

Harman: Ugh, yes. They made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.

RK: It looks fine to me?

Harman: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!

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RK : Are you sure this is the right direction?

Harman : Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!

Abhay : In that case, we're definitely lost. 🤣

Abhay: What time is it?

RK: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out

RK: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*

Harman: WHO THE F*CK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING

RK: It’s 2 am 🤗

Abhay: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

RK: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Abhay: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING HARMAN WITH ME

VD, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

RK : If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?

Abhay : How am I supposed to know?

VD: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.

Abhay: *sighs*:

Abhay You wouldn't be trapped.

Abhay: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.

RK:

Harman:

VD:

Everyone Else At Abhay’s Surprise Birthday Party:

RK: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

Abhay: Schrödinger’s cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that’s both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.

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Piya: Pardon the intrusion, but-

Abhay: On this moment or just my life in general?

Abhay: What goes up but never comes down?

Piya: The amount of stress you're bringing this family.

Piya: How would you like your coffee?

Abhay: As dark and as bitter as my soul.

Piya, shouting to someone behind the counter:I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar

Abhay: Why don't humans have a specific noise that means "its dangerous here, let's leave immediately." Why are elephants more advanced than us.

Piya: We do have a specific noise for it. It sounds like this:

Piya: "its dangerous here, let's leave immediately."

Abhay: yeah then why don’t you use it?

LAst line is my addition🤭

Abhay: Something’s off.

Piya: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.

Abhay: No, but that’s funny

Abhay: FIGHT ME, YOU NERD A** S***!

Piya: At least try to sound slightly more sophisticated when you threaten someone.

Abhay: Oh, I'm sorry. I should ask; dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bi***?

Piya: Somehow that's worse.

Piya: If Metz and I were drowning, who would you save?

Abhay: You two can’t swim?

Metz: It’s a hypothetical question, Abhay! who would you save?

Abhay: my time and effort.

Piya: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited

Abhay: If?

Metz: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and they might not even die.