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I am back with my new bakwaas... after atleast four months...
Hahaahaaa I can see you are all shocked "what what what" like in Ekta ji shows.
Ohhh come on it's not because I am tooo lazy and make topics every six months that I can't make topics. 
Besharam darinde you were asking me for a topic na ? Ab lo, padho...
First I want to say... my hindi is very bad... sorry... but don't laugh... 
nahi toh ek lagaoongi...
nahi toh ek lagaoongi... Now enter at your own risk...
Emraan Hashmi:
Abhay: I am too sexy for my rikshaw wala shirt, too sexy for my rikshaw wala shirt, so sexy it hurts... girls paat rahi hain awesome but why are the boys looking at me like this...
Alina: Aise maat dekho... ☺️
Abhay: Mein dekhoon toh saala character dheela hai... beeghe hont tere, pyaasa dil mera... Paas toh aa zaara, dil choom loon tera... 
Alina: Yuuuck Abhay don't you know I hate Emraan Hashi ? 
Abhay: Koi baat nahi I am better then Emraan Hashmi... I am Emraan Kissme... Muaaah... 
Muaaah... 
Abhay: Kiss me baby, kiss me baby... hont tere mai kya pyala... kiss me baby kiss me baby... tu hai mera garam masaala... 
Piya: Chodo mujhe... ☺️
Coming soon Murder 3... Tab tak ke liye movie hooot pic and song "Aye khuda, kiss kya, kiss kya..." ( I love the song Aye khuda 😍 so a remix was needed ).
Ufff PKYEK mein kya ho raha hai... Abhay acting like Emraan Hashi ?
Nishi ab khush ho jaao... Abhay is singing as you wanted. 😳
Jehhh in Toilet Series part 4:
You have seen Twilight... you liked it... ( except for few of us like me 🤢 )...
Now K.Sisters presenting Toilet Series 4 with:
Jehhh as the main character
Abhay as Jehhh's dushman and sometimes his saviour ( Depends on Abhay's mood 🤣 )
Piya as Jehhh's love and Abhay's girl friend ❤️
And Toilet as Jehhh's best friend ☺️
Jehh and Piya are together... a new guy, handsome, hooot, and sexy entry maari hai in Toilet Series just like a hero... Piya starts drooling over him...
Jehhh: Pyia chodo mujhe bohut zor se lagi hai... you know my toilet problem. 😳
Pyia: Ufff hate you... 
mein jaa rahi hoon Abhay ke paas...
mein jaa rahi hoon Abhay ke paas... End of Jiya love story... 
Jehhh: Tune meri Piya ko churaya hai, I will kill you... 
but wait first toilet jaana hai.
but wait first toilet jaana hai. Abhay: Jaa... agar badboo aaya toh tu gaya
Ajeh ennemies ?
Chirag: I understand your pain Jehhh. 😳
Jehhh: Please chod mujhe nahi toh ho jaaega... 😭
Chirag: Aaj na chodunga tujhe dum dama dum... 😈
Jehhh: Abhaaay... 😭
Abhay comes running in slow motion to save Jehhh. Jehhh thanks Abhay and runs to the toilet. 😆
5 years later: Abhay and Pyia are together and Jehhh is their friend. 😊
Jehhh: Aaj mein upar, toilet hai niche... Aaj mein aage, ahhh 😲 toilet reh gaya peeche...
Thanks to Nikkuuu ( Blossom1234 ) for creating Toilet Series 1 and 3 and making me ROFL with her Watermelon ( Jehhh named by Nikkuuu ) and Anurag for Toilet Series part 2. And now Toilet Series 4, made by me... hope you liked it.
Sid in ads:
Sid: I don't use toothpaste... but still I have white teeth... wanna know my secret ? Hahahahaaa can't tell, Archi bhag jaaegi. 😈
Backgroud voice: Keep your toilet clean with new Harpic... and your teeth too... 😳
Sid: Plesae Panchi saalon lag gaye aisi nose bana ne mein, ise kharab maat karo... now I have a perfect Parrot nose... thanks to Abhay for his fistfights. 😳
Background voice: Buy Abhay's right hand and have Abhay's left hand in free. 😆
Kabira the fakira:
Kabir: Dil ke armaan aansuon mein beh gaye... 😭 hum naye kapde pahenke bhi fakir reh gaye... 😭 dil ke armaan aansuon mein beh gaye... 😭
Alina: Don't worry mein hoon na. 😳
Jehhh: Don't dare touch my sister you fakira !!! 😡
Kabir: Chup kar... 😡 haan mere paas sirf ek 10 rupe ka lal jacket hai aur 5 rupe ka pants... but insult maat kar... 😡
Alina stops them... 😡
Alina: Bhaiii I love Kabira... 😳 He is very Anmol to me... 😳 mein maar jaaongi par use nahi chodungi... 😳
OK my bakwaas khatam... if you liked then please comment if you didn't... then who cares... 🤣 Aande and tomatoes maat phenkna... agar gift dena hi hai... toh please mushrooms... as I love mushrooms.
Bye 🤗
Arjun
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