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Originally posted by: shewascool90210

<font color="#990099">going to make a post on abhiya and piya scene today, that scene was killer for sure😳</font>

Originally posted by: shivanipandit29

Yup it was and u do that

School Master Student Joke
Master: How Old is ur father?
Pappu: As old as I am.
Master: How is it possible?
Pappu: He became father only after I was born.

School Kid Joke
Ek School pe ek ladka bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada school ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh ek Pion aaya aur kaha:

Pion: Kya kar rahe ho beta?

Ladka: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hu.

Pion (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, or school ki sob students chuti ho gaya samajh kar bahar a gaya tab pion ne kaha,ab kya hai?

Ladka: Ab bhago!

Hindi School Joke
Teacher: jet biman itni jorse kiun sut ta hai?
Student: kiun ki uski lez par aag hai uss lyee.

Short Teacher Student Hindi School Joke
Teacher:haradhon ki 10 ladke kiun hai?
Student:ladki ki asa mein.

School Joke
Teacher: ek common baat bolo to jo sabne jata hai?
Student: khida lagne par khana khata hai.

Short Teacher Student Joke
Student:keyse mujhko chalak karunga?
Teacher:boka logo ki sath ghurna.

Student and Teacer Joke Hindi
Student:keyse mujhko chalak karunga?
Teacher:boka logo ki sath ghurna.

Funny Exam Joke in Hindi
Student:exam ke liee tension ho rahi hai, magar meine kiyse exam me pass karunga?

Teacher: pass karne ke liee exam ke tension bad dena parega.

Hindi Joke about Teacher and Student
Teacher: bolo to kya khane par hamari aankhe ki dristi barta hai?

Student: ghas,lotapata ye khane par sir.

Teacher: keya mere sath yarki!!

Student: no sir, jara dhayan par dekho sir garu aur chagol ki ankho par keya aap chasme khayal kara?

Short and Funny Teacher Student Joke
Teacher: ek student se, bolo to Canada kaha?
Student: sir, pice ki bench par.

Comical Joke
Teacher:tumhare sahas to kam nahi hai,tum exam hall par durbin le kar ayaa.

Student: nahi sir meine to ye dekhne ke le ayea wo iss question par kyea answer likha.

Silly Student Reply
Teacher:boloto tum boro na tumhare baba boro?

Student:meine

Teacher:keyse?

Student:maine to abb sone ke waqt maa ki dudu nahi pita hu magar baba ab vi pita hai.

Satellite Channel Joke
Teacher: bolo to satellite channel dekhne par keya kufal hai?

Student: sir maramari karna prabanata bar jati hai.

Teacher: wo kayse?

Student: sir meine jab vi satellite channel on kya hai meri dady mejhe mara tha.

Hilarious Joke
Teacher: kaun bolna parega, prithibi ki weight kaya hai?

Student:no sir,magar India ki kitni wo meine bolna parunga.

Teacher: opodarth, India ki weight kaha par paya tune?

Student:sir, bara bara truck par likha tha "Samagra India 5 ton".

Funny Student Reply
Teache: Jib aur Jar bolkar keyaa samajhti ho?

Student: Jib hota hai jo chlne parta hai, jemon gari. Aur Jar wo hota hai jo chalna nahi prata hai, jomon tree.

Question Answer Joke in Hindi
Teacher:kaunsi jinis par hum log chalte waqt sun sakte hai?
Student: radio ke niche 4 chaka lagane par…

Joke
Teacher: kisiko aab crorepati bolne par wo khusi nahi hota hai kiun?
Student: Dudok ki voi pa kar.

Short Teacher Student Joke
Teacher:Phool ki marma sabse kaun samajhta hai?
Student: Majra poka sir.

Girl in Class Joke
Teacher: mein tumhare baap jaysa,koi problem pe ho to mujhko jarur bolna.
Ladki:sir aap to hamari Bap hai toh hamari Maa kaha hai?

Teacher Student Joke
Teacher:agle class me tumko "sami ki kabab" paraunga.
Ladki:kya sir, "Swami ki ovab"?

School Maths Joke
Teacher:Ek gavi ne daily 7ltr dudh deti hay to 1 week mein kitni degi?
Student:42 litre.Friday holyday.

Innocent Student Joke in Hindi
Teacher: bolo chiner prachir kaun vanga hai?
Student: sir believe us, humne use hat vi nahi lagaya.

Comedy Joke in Hindi
Teacher: ek admi 1kg chini lia 60 tk aur dokandar vul karke 100 tk ki not dia.
Ab bolo dokandar ki kitne loss hua?
Student: sir, wo jal not hai.

Laugh Out Loud Hindi Joke
Teacher: ek candle jalane ke lie 1 kathi lage toh 20 candle kitne lagegi?
Student: ek hi lagegi.
Teacher: keyse?
Student: ek ko jala kar baki sab us candle se jalana parega.

Silly Teacher Student Joke in Hindi
Teacher: tum ek gadha ho.
Student:yes
Teacher: tum ek insane ho
Student: no
Teacher:tum class ki bahar jao.
Student: very good sir.

Funny Student Joke
Teacher: tumhara bap ka na keya hai?
Student: sir, char option do to parunga.

School Hindi Joke
Ek teacher uski dust student ko matha kara raha tha

But uski student very chalu hai, magar padna nahi chahta hai

Teacher: bolo to rohan do kela aur do kela kitne hoti hai?

Rohan: sir (thinking).

Sonia: vaia bolna math sikha raha hai…

Silly Student Reply Joke
Teacher:2+2 kitne hote hai?

Student: five sir.

Teacher:gadha.

Student:sir mein key gadha hu, meri bap aur bada gadha hay.

Teacher and Student Funny School Joke
Teacher: pada raha hay shilpa, biplod etc.
Aur ek student bohut der so raha hay, ye dekh kar sir pucha

Teacher: kab se tum so raha ho?

Student: sir, jab se ap shilpa,biplob pada raha tha.

Comedy Teacher Student Joke in Hindi
Teacher: ut pakhi ki koiti pa?

Student: sir, 3 ta.

Teacher: kachakachi hua, aur is lie tumko puroskrit kia jata hai.

School Teacher Joke in Hindi
Teacher: kabhi poschim side me presab math kaarna.

Ek din ek choti ladky poschim side me presab kar rahi hai, tab teacher uske pice mara

Aur kaha kiun tum us tarah presab kar rahi ho?
Kuch din bad wo teacher bhi poschim dik mein presab karne laga.

Ladky: sir aaj to ap us tarah presab kar rahi hay.

Teacher: mein to mere lingo ghura dena parti hu. Keya tumhara vi ghurti hay?

Funny SMS Shayari in Hindi
Mana pyar hamara kacha hai,
Par dil to hamara saccha hai,
Aksar to guftagu hoti nahi,
Chalo new year ka bahana hi accha hai !


I am sorry, ek buri khabar hai
Mujhe bhul jana plz me bas do din me tumhe hamesha –hamesha ke liye chod jauga,

Tumhara

2010

Comedy Hindi Shayari
Pyaar main jo kabhi pakde jaao…..
Pyaar main jo kabhi pakde jaao…..
Der na karo,foran bhai bahan ban jaao….

Ek haseena per nigaahe thahri thi,
uski aankhe jheel se bhi gahri thi,
Thak gaya main use I love u kahte kahte,
phir pata chala yaar wo to bahri thi


Chandni raat thi,
nadi ka kinara tha,
Asman me taro ka nazara tha,
premi ne
pyar se
hole se
muskarate hue
premika se kaha.
&quot;Darling.
BIDEE PIOGEE ?


Jis Bus Me Baithi Ho Hashinaye
Us Bus Ke Sise Chitak Hi Jate He
Driver Chahe Jitni Tez Chalaye Bus
Diwane to Fir Bhi Latak Hi Jate He..!


Kyo har mausam ki tarah badal jate ho,
kyo har roj mera dil dukhate ho ,
meri ruh tak kaap jati hai yah sunkar ,
ke,tum BARTAN MANJANE ke SABUN se nahate ho.


2Hijade ek shadi ki badhai dene gaye.
Haye-Haye main to 1100 lungi.
Dusri boli main to 2100 lungi.
Piche se santa bola abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai...


N,A,M,A,S,K,A,A,R
Zinda ho to 1 SMS bhejo,
Asmaan me chale gaye ho to barish bhejo,
Swarg me ho to Apsara bhejo,
Agar narak me ho to,
Enjoy urself.

Aashiyane hum nahi sajate,
Baagon me phool hum nhi ugaate,
Hamari ek pasand se tut jaynge hzaro DIL,
Isiliye to hum koi ? &quot;GIRLFRIEND&quot; ? nahi banate.

Hilarious Hindi Shayari
Aap kis gum me bethe ho,
Mera ek kaam kar do na,
Meri julfo ko lehra kar,
Ju nikal do na !

Is sadgi par kaun na mar jaye ye khuda,
Ladti hai, par hath me belan bhi nahi hai !

Gf is beauty, wife is duty,
Gf is lovely, wife is pagli,
Gf is wisky, wife is risky,
Gf is rani, wife is paresani,
Gf is mango fruty, wife is kismet footy !

I Like U
I Like U
I Like U
I Like U Very Much
Believe Me
I Really Like U
Kyonki GEETA me likha hai :-"PAAP SE NAFRAT KARO PAAPI SE NAHI"


Subh SMS Sham SMS Din Me SMS Rat Me SMS Ghr Me SMS Ofice Me SMS Jeena SMS Mrna SMS Akhir Kya Hein Ye SMS?
S=Sab Ko
M=Mohabbat Se
S=Satao
ye hein sms

Kya hua jo kar li shadi,
Hamm bhi ab to sehra sajayenge.
Mujhe pata tha wo mere naseeb main nahi hai,
Ab uski chotti bahen ko fasayenge.



Yaad aati hai teri jaagte-sote,
Din katte hain teri khatir rote-rote,
Kaash!tum mere saath yahan hote,
Kam se kam mere kuch kapde to dhote.

Ye sulagta jism,
ye kanpkapate honth,
ye thartharata badan,
ye ladkhadati aawaz,…..
mujhe pahle ho pata tha,tujhe malaria hua hai

SMS Shayari in Hindi
Roshni dekar dub jana koi suraj se sikhe,
Dil dekar dard lena koi hum se sikhe,
Kuch na dekar dil lena koi unse sikhe,
Sms padke Reply na dena koi aapse sikhe..!!


Har samandar me sahil nahi hota,
Har jahaj me misail nahi hota,
Agar dherubhai ka sapna nahi hota,
To tere jeso ke pass mobile nahi hota!!



Aadmi mandir kyu jata hai….?
Kyu ki waha :- aarti hai, pooja hai,bhavana hai, archana hai,
Bhakti hai, vandana hai, aaradna hai, sadhna hai,
Upasna hai Or ye sab dil ko bahut sukun deti he..!!


Tumhari life me
1 aisi ladki ayegi
jo sirf tumhari hogi
tum use behad pyar karoge
tum use kiss karoge
or
wo pass aa kar kahegi
I
Love
You…
Mummy….!!



SMS karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari,
Hame Lagti hai yeh rasm badi pyari,
Yeh sms milte hi ek sms bhej dena,
kyunki hame bilkul pasand nahi 'Udhari...

Duniya gol hai!!proof chahiye?
Cockroch chuhe se darta hai,chuha billi se,
billi kutte se,kutta admi se,
admi apni GIRLFRND se,
aur GIRLFRND cockroch se.


Ghar usne kya banaya Masjid k samne,
Chahat ne Uski hume namazi bana diya


Sweet socho,
Smart socho,
Accha socho,
Saccha socho,
Pyara socho
i know its
difficult,So i have a shortcut
sirf hamare bare me socho.

SMS Sher o Shayari in Hindi
Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko
Tarranume numayish se aghaa dena….
Jab is ka matlab samajh aa jaye
Plz mujhe bhi bata dena!!

Dost karo collage wali se..
Pyar karo office wali se..
Programme karo pados wali se..
Ankh ladao Sali se..
Love karo dilwali se…
Aur maar khao gharwali se….!!

Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya…!!
Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya…!
Pagalo ke stock me ek naya maal aaya…!

Teri baap ki shaadi hui teri maa se,
Teri maa ki shaadi hui tere baap se,
Yeh bhi koi baat hui yaar,
Ghar hi ghar me shaadi ho gayi…!

Laila ko majnu ka sms nahi aaya,
Laila na teen din khana nahi khaya,
Laila mar rahi thi, majnu ke pyar me,
Majnu baitha tha Sms free hone ke intezar me…!

Aasman humse naraz hai,
Taro ka ghussa behisaab hai,
Wo sab jalte hai kyuki…
Chand se behtar chiz hamare pass hai….!

Bhul se koi bhul hui to use bhul samajh ke bhul jana,
Aur bhulna sirf bhul ko kahi bhulkar hame bhul na jana!!


Hale dil kuch is tarh hamara hai,
Yaad tumhe din me 100 baar kiya karte hai,
Jo na aaye ek din bhi sms tumhara,
Purane sms hi pad liya karte hai….!

Hindi Funny Shayari SMS
Kudrat ne jab tumhe banaya hoga,
To bas confusion ka mahol chaya hoga,
Banana hoga gadha ya Bandar
Fir dono ka combination pasand aaya hoga!!

Dared dil me gum ki kaliya khilti hai,
Ab to tanhai aksar hum se milti hai,
Aap ne band kiya jab se sms karna,
Mobile ki battery jyada chalti hai!

Tum pass aaye ….
U muskuraye…
Apne 32 daat tumne dikhaye…
Dekh ke mera dil foot-foot ke rota hai,
Tum se brash bhi thik se hota hai!!

Jo aasani se mile wo hai gum,
Jo muskil se mile wo hai rum,
Jo kisi kisi se mile wo hai dum,
Jo naseeb walo ko mile wo hai hum!!


Lamha –lamha waqt gujar jayega,
Chand lamho me exam aa jayega,
Abhi bhi waqt hai do line pad lo,
Warna pass kya tumhara sasur karvayega!!

Zindagi me tum bahut aage jaoge,
Kyunki tum jaha bhi jaoge,
Log kahege…….chal chal aage ja.

Exam start hote hi rone ka sama hota hai,
Aise mausam me hi to dimag ka dahi hota hai,
Paper me kuch likh nahi pate,
Ye fasana to marksheet me bayan hota hai!!


Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Hawa chale to lagta hai tum ho,
Ab tum hi batao,
Kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho!!

Funny Sher o Shayari in Hindi
Bethe bethe kamre me kar rahi thi press!
Bethe bethe kamre me kar rahi thi press!
Tei yaad aai to jal gayi dress!!
Ji chahta hai hai ki tere najuk hoto ko chum lu,
Ji chahta hai hai ki tere najuk hoto ko chum lu,
Magar tumhari behti hui naak ne irada badal diya!!

Itni raat gaye kyu apni kabra khod raha he galib!
Itni raat gaye kyu apni kabra khod raha he galib!
La faavada mujhe de de!!

Jab kans ko malum tha ki devki ki aathvi santan use maregi,
To use vasudev aur devki ko ek kothri me band kiya hi kyu..?


Jab dekha unhone tirchi nazaro se,
To hum madhosh ho gaye,
Jab pata chala ki unki nazare hi tirchi hai
To hum behosh ho gaye!!

Tum mere dil me aise samai ho,
Tum mere dil me aise samai ho,
Jese bajare ke khet me bhes ghus aai ho!!


Mere marne ke baad jab janaza mera,Uski gali se nikla,
Mere marne ke baad jab janaza mera,Uski gali se nikla,
Wo khidki pe aai aur boli, ye saala bhi tapak gaya!!

Dhoti ne kaha pajama se,
Hum dono bane hai dhage se,
Fark hai to itna ki,
Me khulti hu piche se, aur tu aage se !!



Mere marne ke baad mere dosto aansu nahi bahana,
Mere marne ke baad mere dosto aansu nahi bahana,
Agar yaad meri aaye to sidhe upar hi chale aana!!

Yadi koi aap se kahe ki wo apne dil gehrai se tumse pyar karta hai,
To iska matlab uske dil me upar dusri ladki ke liye jagah book hai!!


Sms kare ge hum ek dusre ko bari-bari,
Hame lagti hai ye rasam badi pyari,
Ye sms milte hi ek sms bhej dena,
Kyu ki hame bilkul pasand nahi udhari!!

Funny Shayari
Jeewan bima wale bhi,
Kitni besarmi se pes aate hai,
Pati ki mout se kya fayde hoge,
Ghanto beth ke uski patni ko samjhate hai.

Wo jab chalti hai to raho me 100-100 ke note bicha deta hu!
Wo jab chalti hai to raho me 100-100 ke note bicha deta hu!
Uske jane ke baad sab wapas utha leta hu!

O burai ke rasgule,
Paap ki barfi,
Bewafai ke ladu,
Matlabi gulabjamun,
Dhokebaaz jalebi,
Jhut ki namak pari!
Tu bahut sweet hai re….!


Shaadiya vailin ki tarha hoti hai….
Madhur sangeet khatam hone ke baad taar aapas me ulajh jate hai.

Humne bhi pyar kiya tha,Zindagi me bade zor se,
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha,Zindagi me bade sor se,
Ab hum pyar kare ge bade jor ke sath,
Kyu ki use kal shaam ko dekha kisi aur ke sath.

Khud ko kar buland itna ki,
Himalay ki choti par ja pahuche,
Aur khuda khud tumse puche,
Ab bata utre ga kese.


Bahu ka pehla aur dusra affaire sun kar,
Sasur na bahu ko mara,
Tisra aur chotha sun kar pati ne mara,
Saas kuch bhi nahi boli…..kyu?
Kyuki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi!!

Nahi karti thi pyar,
To mujh ko bataya hota!
Bula ke park me u dhoke se,
Apne bhaiyo se to na pitvaya hota!

Tu chand mange me chand de du,
Tu raat mange me raat de du,
Tu dil mange me dil de du,
Tu jaan mange………
Bas kar kya departmental store samajh rakha hai kya?

Paper ke char din pehle syllabus dekha to gana aaya,
Kuch to hua hai kuch ho gaya hai,
Paper ke din paper dekh man tadpaya,
Sab kuch alag hai sab kuch naya hai.


Tum ko dekha to ye khayal aaya,
Tum ko dekha to ye khayal aaya,
Tumhari saheli ko dekha to dusra khyal aaya.

Funny Shayari in Hindi
Teri lovely ankho ne mujhepe aisa effect kiya,
Sabko reject kar maine tumko select kiya.

Maine pucha chand se
Dekha hai kahi mere yaar sa hasi,
Chand ne kaha- abe gadhe itni upar se dikhta hai kya?


Bharat sarkar ne naya niyam lagu kiya hai,
Khoobsurat logo ko desh se bahar nikala jayega,
Tum to safe ho yaar, main kaha jauga.


Kuware logo ki routine –
Somvar ko dosti,
Mangalvar ko pyar,
Budhwar ko shaadi,
Guruvar ko barbadi,
Sukravar ko ladai,
Sanivar ko talak,
Ravivar ko rest,
Aur somvar ko Next.


Me agle mahine shaadi kar raha hu,
Ek choti si party rakhi hai, tum jarur aana aur
Koi gift mat lana !
Bas kisi ko mujhse shaadi karne ke kiye leti aana.

Me sawan hu tum badal ho,
Me normal hut um pagal ho,
Me pani hu tum taki ho,
Me tarjan hu tum manky ho.

Jab tumne tham li hai mere jiwan ki door,
Jab tumne tham li hai mere jiwan ki door,
Fir kyu mange ye dil more, ye dil mange mor.

Aaj wo hum se jannat me takra gaye,
Aaj wo hum se jannat me takra gaye,
Aur hamare muh se awaz nikali,
Fate muh…. Tusi ithe bhi aa gaye.


Jab tum udas ho jao to to,
Aaine ke samne jakar jor se kaho me bahut aakarsak hu,
Aisa bar-bar kaho, is se tum apne dukh par control kar loge,
Par ise apni aadat mat banne dena, kyu ki jhuthe log narak me jate hai.

Dosti Shayari
DOSTI ka matlab 1pyara sa Dil jo kbhi nafrt nahi krta.
1qute smile jo fiki nahi padti. 1ehasas jo kbhi dukh nahi deta. Or
1Rista jo kbhi khatam nahi hota.
Gn:-)

Dosti Shayari
Jabse apko jana he,jabse apko paya he,
har dua me meri apka nam aaya he,
dil karta he puchu uss khuda se ki tune itna GANDIYA DOST
kya sirf mere Liye banaya he?

Dosti Shayari
Khwaish dil se jatai nai jati,
dosto ki yad yuhi bhulai nai jati ,
chalo humhi sms kardete hai.dosto se to taqlif uthai nai jati.

Emotional Dosti Shayari SMS
Kuch dost zindagi me is kadar samil ho jate
he.Agar bhulana chaho to or yad aate he
bas jate he wo dil me is kadar ki
aankhe band karo to samne nazar ate he.GN

Hindi Dosti Shayari
Yakin pe yakin dilate hain dost,
raah chalte ko bewkf banate hain dost,
sharbat bol k daru pilate hain dost,
par kuch b kahe sale bahut yaad ate hain dost.

Dosti Shayari in Hindi
School ki life 10+2 tak,
College ki life pado jab tak,
Love ki life shaadi tak,
But hamari dosti ki life till februray 31 tak…!

Phoolo me "Gulab" hai,
Guide me "devanand"hai,
Jasusoo me karamchandra hai,
Kya aap me aur mere me koi jung hai?
To sms kyu band hai "DOST"!


Sweet Sa Time Dekh Kar Apne Sweet Se Dost
Ki Sweet Si Yad Ayi To Socha Ki Sweet Sa Sms
kar Du Taki Hamari Sweet Si Dosti Me Thodi
Sweetness Aur Bad Jaye.


Fulo ki mehek ko churaya nahi jata,
suraj ki kirno ko chhupaya nahi jata,
kitne v dur raho a dost tum,
dosti me aap jaisa dost ko bhulaya nahi

Bhul gaye ya, bhulana chahte ho?
Dur kr diya, ya jana chahte ho?
Ajma liya, ya ajmana chahte ho?
Msg kar rhe ho ya abhi or paise bachana chahte ho?


Mai Kahu Aur aap Suno..Vo"Achhi dosti",
Aap Kaho Aur Me Sunu.
"Vo Usse Bhi Achhi dosti",
Par Me Kuch Bhi Na Kahu Aur aap Samajh jao To
"Vo He Sachchi dosti"

Friendship Shayari in Hindi
Faasle mita kar aapas main pyaar rakhna,.
dosti ka ye rishta hamesha barkaraar rakhna,
bichhad jaaye kabhi aapse hum,
aankhon main hamesha hamara intzaar rakhna.


Dosti se pyara koi rishta nahi hota,
Duniya me har koi ise mita nahi sakta,
Hamara to aap se wo rishta hai,
Jise duniya to kya khuda bhi mita nahi sakta…!

Ek din pyar aur dosti mile,
Pyar ne pucha mere hote huye tumhara yaha kya kam?
Dosti boli main un honton pe muskan lati hu jin aankho
Me tum aanshu chod deto ho…!

Maine jannat ka darwaja bajaya,
Awaz aayi kya chahiye,
Maine kaha khushi, kamyabi, lambi umer,
Awaj aayi kiske liye,
Jo is waqt sms pad raha hai uske liye…….!!

Dost Hindi Shayari
Safar dosti ka yuhi chalta rahe,
Suraj chahe har sham dhalta rahe,
Na dhalegi apni dosti ki subha,
Chahe har rishta badalta rahe…..!!

Rate gumnaam hoti hai,
Din kisi ke naam hota hai,
Hum zindagi kuch is tarh jeete hai,
Ki har lamha dosto ke naam hota hai !

Aap ke sath gujara har lamha jab bhi yaad aayega,
Is janam ke baad bhi aap ka khyal aayega,
Agar baksh de bar-bar zidagi khuda,
To tujhse dosti karma ye dil har baar chahega


Hamari dosti sardi khasi nahi ki jo kuch din rahe,
Hamari dosti AIDS hai jo ek bar ho jaye to mout tak sath nibhati hai!


Duniya me sirf 7 chiz famous hai,
bole to 7 wonders.
1 apun 2. apun ka style. 3. apun ka awaz, 4. apun ka smile,
5. apun ka face, 6. apun ka sms, Aur 7. apun ka Dost ….!!

Dosti sher o Shayari
Sari umar aankho me ek sapna yaad raha,
Sadiya beet gayi wo lamha yaad raha,
Jane kya baat thi us dosti me,
Sari mehfil bhul gaye, wo dostana yaad raha….!!


Jamane se kab ke gujar gaye hote,
Thokar na lagi hoti bach gaye hote,
Badhe the teri dosti ke dhage se,
Varna kab ke bikhar gaye hote!!


Phul aisa ho jo bag ko khusboo se bhar de,
Humsafar aisa ho jo andhere ko roshni se bhar de,
Aur ek dost aisa ho jo zindagi khushi se aur mobile
Ko Sms se bhar de….!


Kuch ache pal yaad aate hai,
Palko par aansu chod jate hai,
Kal koi aur mil jaye to hame bhul na jana,
Dosti ke rishte zindagi bhar kaam aate hai…!!

Dosti sher o shayari in Hindi
Dil armano se houseful hai,
Pure hoge ya nahi ye doutfull hai,
Is duniya me har chiz wonderful hai,
Par zindagi aap jese dosto se beautiful hai…!


Gadha jo khaye wo ghaas ho tum,
Budhe aadmi ka chavanprash ho tum,
Idiot, stupid, bakvaas ho tum,
Par job hi ho yaar, dosti jhakaas ho tum…!


Itni choti nahi dosti hamari,
Kese soch liya ki kinara aa gaya,
Lo ho gayi mobile me roshni,
Aur Sms hamara aa gaya…!

Na mandir , na bhagwan, na pooja na snaan,
Har roz subha hota hai hamara sabse pehla kaam,
Ek pyara sms hamara pyare se dost ke naam

Dosti sher o shayari in Hindi
Dukh hai, dard hai, to dawa hai dosti,
Is ghutan bhari zindagi ki hasi he dosti,
Jo na samjhe uske liye kuch nahi,
Dosto ke liye to khuda hai dosti

Friendship Dosti Shayari
Dosti ek nagma hai jise gungunata hu mai,
Dosti wo rishta hai jise nibhata hu me,
Akele zindagi kat nahi sakti isliye,
Aap jese dost banata hu mai!!

Dosti Shayari
Musibat ka syrup ho tum,
Tension ka capsul ho tum,
Aafat ka injection ho tum,
Par kya kare, jhelna padta hai,
Kyuki Dosti ka Oxygen ho tum.!

Dosti Shayari in Hindi
Badal garja par barsaat nahi aayi,
Dil dhadka magar awaz nahi aayi,
Pura din gujarne ko hai dost,
Kya ek baar bhi meri yaad nahi aayi.!

Hindi Dosti Shayari
Bagwan se scootar manga…car di,
Ghar manga…bangla diya,
Dost manga….tumhe diya,
Bhagwan ne is baar aisa kyu kiya!!

Friendship Shayari in Hindi
Dost bhi kese-kese hote hai,
Mere dost kehte the jaan bhi mango to hajir hai,
Aaj vahi dost apni patni ko apni jaan kehte hai,
Aur hum mangte hai to marne ke piche pade hai!!

Friendship Shayari
Aur bhi chize bahut si lut chuki hai dil ke sath,
Ye bataya dost ne ishq farmane ke baad!

Friend Shayari
Wada to nahi karte ki dosti nibhayege,
Koshish yahi rahegi ki aap ko nahi satayege,
Jarurat padi to dil se pukarna,
Jaha bhi hoge chale aaye ge!!

Dosti Shayari
Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye,
Dil mile ya na mile hath badate rahiye!
Tajmahal na banana mehga padega!
Har jagah mumtaz banate rahiye!!

Dosti sher o shayari
Chand ko gurur hai ki us ke pass noor hai,
To kya hua !
Mujhe bhi gurur hai ki mera dost lagur hai….
Ha ha ha ha

Dosti sher o shayari in hindi
Marne par hame jannat mile ya nahi mile,
Ye hawa ye fiza mile na mile,
Sms karne me kanjusi mat kar,
Mere dost kya pata jannat me network mile ya nahi mile

Hindi Lovers Joke
Ladki: Aste lag raha hai.
Ladka:r ektu
Ladki:r parci na to
Ladka:r ektu, dhuk jayega
Ladki:off ki tight
Ladka:dhur tumhara churi tum nije parna

Love and Lovers Hindi Joke
Ladki o ne saat jhut bolti hai

1. maine tumko payar karti hu

2. maine abhi vi kumari hu

3. tum mere pehle payar ho

4. oh ye to sabse jayada bara hai jo maine kabhi nahi dekha

5. tum mujhko sabse pehla ho jo mujhko touch kar rahe ho

6. meine suck karna hate karti hu

7. thik hai, tum ho

Funny Hindi Joke
Ladka-ladki raat jag kar kiun baat karti hai?

kiun ki wo jante hai "Andhar ki baat kabhi suraj nahi dekhta hai".

Short Lovers Joke in Hindi
Kisko ye payar karti hai?

Ladki:dost, ye mere jamai hai. Or wo mere sabse asse friend hai.

Ladka:hello, keysa ho?

Boyfriend Hindi Joke
Ek ladke ke saath ek ladki jab vi uski mann kharap hoti hai to uski sath baat karti hai.

Ladki:wo kuch nahi khata hai. Koi kam vi nahi karte hai. Mere saath vi baat nahi karte hai. Wo mujhe ab nahi pasand karte hai.

Ladka:wo kaun hai?

Ladki:kiun,mere boyfriend!!!

Ladka Ladki Hindi Joke
Ladka:hello,keyaa karti ho?
Ladki:meine bahar jata hu,tumko baad mein phone deta hu.
Two days baad,
Ladki:uss din kiu phone dia tha?
Ladka:emni,khobor lene ke lyee.
Ladki:oh,acca rakhi.