jab pak jao Tab yaha aao-2.Funny post

Ok I never thought 2 right another funny post but somebody send me private msg & requested me 2 right another so i have written this.

I hope u guys will hate dis🤣 & galti se bhi aap ko yeh pakao post acha lag gaya thn b prepare 4 Sid's dinner & Abhay's old black jacket LOL🤣 🤣 🤣 (U have 2 wear it LOL)

Abhay,Sid & Blood cola

Abhay & Sid in year 3011 still fighting.Chandeena come 2 stop their fight.

chand:wht the hell u guys r doing?Tum dono ko kya lag chand bahut khus hoga sabasi dega hahah

Abhay & sid:Dad u r going out of ur character.U r vampy & not gabbar

Chand: Oh sorry.Haseena now u say something

Haseena: Chand darling I m actually fed up wid these guys.

Chand:Abhay come wid us & u Sid better stay away frm Abhay.

Haseena: Plz chand don't say anything 2 sid bacha he is my son after all

Sid:Well mom its ok & Daddy dinosaur kya baat hai aapko bhi Abhay ki stay away wali bimari lag gayi hai LOL.Wht a dramatic family

Abhay: Shut up sid.I hate writers they always give me bhangar dialog.I wnt 2 cry.Daddy ..

Chand: Oh stop it Abhay baby.Dont worry v'll suck writers blood.

Sid: Y d hell u guys always have 2 support Abhay.I mean aap & aapka yeh bottle mai doodh pita hua sorry khoon pita hua bachaa r bit 2 much

Chand: Thts y i lke Abhay.Woh jab tak bottle mai khoon piyega tab tak he won't go agnst me like u

Abhay: Shut up Sid.I m not khoon pita bacha & dad I never drink blood in bottle.I toh drink blood in glass tht too given by u

Chand:Ok now stop dis topic here.A vampire directors wnt 1 handsome vampire brand ambassador 4 his new Blood cola & i suggested Abhay's name 4 audition.

Abhay: But Dad wht is 'blood cola'?

Chand:Its a new blood drink company tht sell different flavours of blood 2 vampire according 2 their preferences like lion,deer,bear,tiger & evn humans in some special occasions

Sid: & wht abt me.Evn i wnt 2 b its brand ambassador

Chand:I guess u know tht u not belong 2 our family.So stay away.

Haseena takes sid at one corner

Haseena: Dont worry Sid i already suggested ur name

Sid: Oh mommy u r the only 1 who luvs me & care 4 me.Thnx

Abhay & sid come across at Vampire studio 4 audition.They meet DOVE who is director of ad shoot

Vampire Studio

Abhay:Wht r u doing here?

Sid: Oh Vampire! Someone suld tell my little bro tht ppl come in studio 4 audition

Abhay: Ohh so u r here 4 audition.Its not worth it coz i'll b selected

Sid: Oh really keep on dreaming bro coz i'll b selected.Y dont u try 4 some other brand audition lke Vampire diaper it will suit u HaHAHA🤣

Abhay: Ya i thought 2 give audition 4 tht also but they told me they wnt mischievous child so i suggested ur name.I think it will suit u more thn me😆

Sid: Whatever😕

Director DOVE: call the boys 4 audition.Sorry vampire 4 audition.

Abhay & sid enter's DOVE room

DOVE: Well boys I m DOVE,director of this shoot

Abhay:LOL DOVE thn ur Dad must b Dettol & Mom Lux 🤣

Sid: Quite a soapy name

DOVE: 😡Its not so funny.DOVE stands 4 'Director Of Vampire Empire'

Abhay & Sid:OOps Sorry

DOVE:Whatever.Give ur audition.

Sid: Sid ki blood cola peo & khul k jeo.

Abhay:If u'll drink Abhay's blood cola Methli,pia sab tera deewana hoga

Sid: U cant evn use gender properly

Abhay:Its going wid rhyme

Sid: Hell wid ur rhyme I'll win.Bcoz i superb & most handsome vampire

Abhay: Check out ur face.I'll win.Gal luv gentleman & ture lover so they would luv 2 c me

Sid: Bada aya Lover.Tu Vampires ka Devdas hai.Bas woh sharab pita tha aur tu khoon

Abhay: Jst shut ur mouth.If vampires will drink my blood cola thn they will have hypnotic eyes lke me

Sid: U shut up if they'll have my blood cola atleast they will enjoy & not lead boring life lke u

Abhay: Stay away 4 me

Sid: Phir chalo ho gaya Stay away syndrome.1 line se aage kabhi bola hai.Ad karega

Abhay:Whn i was human i was brand ambassador of Pantaloons,Levis, Flying Machine wht not

Sid: Whn i was human i had more ads thn u lke Raymonds ,appy fiz, idea ,etc plus i have better expressions thn u

Abhay:To hell wid ur expressions i have better smile thn u

Originally posted by: Ritzie

🤣 Hilarious, very nice post

very nice post👏👏

it was hillarious🤣🤣🤣🤣

always both brothers fight and the reward goes to someone else🤣🤣🤣

Originally posted by: sanchitaroy

I willn't throw abhay to u. Use to main apne pass rakhungi. Ya abhay was brand ambassader of 120 too when he was human.😆 That time he drove blue car wearing blue dress.

Originally posted by: arpitnavi

Omg. My stomach hurting now. Hilarious. Never read such hilarious post before. Truly speaking its thousand times better than your first one. Keep on posting.

Originally posted by: mansim

very nice post👏👏

it was hillarious🤣

always both brothers fight and the reward goes to someone else🤣🤣🤣

keep posting such posts👍🏼😆