TP ep update from a curious onlooker interacting with the characters in the show… in real time.
[Just a one time thing.. may not do it again.]
Radha wakes up after prayers.
Onlooker(O): Radhaji aap uth gayi?
Radha: Haan woh kya hai na... (bgm of RM plays)... jab se Mohanji meri zindagi me aaye hei...(next beat of the bgm) ... mei Baake Bihari ji ko bohot maanti hu...(next beat) ... Mere liye Mohan ji aur Baake Bihari ji dono ek hi hai.... (nb)... Aur Bhagvad Gita mein kaha hai ki ... (O interrupts)
O: Sorry Radhaji…Scene cut hua aur mujhe jail ka scene bhi cover karna hai.
O: Toh Daminiji… aapki chaal aaj Mohanji ke saath chal nahi rahe hein… to kya plan kiya hai aaj?
D: step no2.
O: Woh kya hai?
D: Dekhte rahiye RM.
O: woh police officer ke saath aap kya bol rahi thi?
D: if I tell you, I’ll have to kill you.
O: Ok Damini ji… mein Mohanji se milkar aatta hu.
Runs behind M.. loses him… and finds him coming out of the ladies toilet.
O: Sir ji…aaj to aapne… ab kya hi bolu… ladies toilet… (nervous laughter)
M smirks at him and leaves.
O: kaveriji… aapne to aaj kamaal kar diya… Do baar khidki se koodi aur ekdum perfect timing me pahunch bhi gayi.
K: Woh kya hai na… meine bachpan me highjump bohot kiya hai.. toh.. ab aadat ho gayi hai.
O: (tries to speak but is interrupted.)
K: To humko to bachpan se hi aadat hai… aur Kaddu ko bhi.. woh pole vault karti thi… isiliye to … isiliye to usne bade ghar me shaadi ki… aur mein… ye public toilet ki khidki se kood rahi hu...
He felt its better to leave…
O:Doctorji… aapki patient to chali gayi…
Dr: Kaun woh poison case?
O: Haan..to aapne roka kyu nahi? Discharge de diya?
Dr: Woh…unko jaana hai to jaaye… rokne ka paisa thodi milega. Aur yahan discharge sab nahi chahiye.. log apne marzi se aate hei apne marzi se chale jaate hai.
O: Aapne police ko inform kiya?
Dr: Are bhai… telephone ka bill itna jyada aata hai, hum kyu paisa waste kare?
O: Toh… woh suicide tha ya murder attempt? Matlab kuch to bola hoga usne?
Dr: Who cares yaar.. Humko 2-3 baar ghumna tha uske paise milte hai … humko aur kya chahiye? Aur waise bhi hum doctors ki yaha sab kaun sunta hai?
Police station
O: Mohanji…aaj toh aapne…
Mohan stares at him.
O: matlab…aapki patni hai… aap gale laga sakte hein…
Mohan stares at him.
O: Tulsiji sahi kehti hein… (realizes his mistake…) yani… sahi kehti thi… kehti thi…
Mohan walks away.
O:Officer.. Daminiji ne apna gunah kabool kar diya?
P: yes…
O: woh sachch bol rahi hein?
P: Constable…ise bahar nikalo
O: theek hai sirji…mein bas Daminiji se milkar aata hu.
O goes towards the cell and sees D staring at the wall.
O:Daminiji… ye tha aapka step no.2?
D stares at him.. he gets nervous, his phone rings… he learns there was a scene shot at home.
O: Namaste Vishwanathji… aaj… aaj aap baithe nahi?
V: woh Shivratri hai na… toh baadme.
O: Achaa apne kise phone kiya tha?
Ketki interrupts…
K: mein ye vlog me daal dungi.
O: Acha Rahulji kahan hai? Dikh nahi rahe.. unse bhi baat karni thi.
It hits ketki that she hasn’t seen him for a while and leaves the room.
Edited by Adiandsid - 2 years ago