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In today's epi Ishita was looking pretty comfortable so I decided to make a long distance call and catch up with her.
Me: Ishita thanks for accepting my phone call.
Ishi: Not a big deal - would you like me to come over for a face-to-face interview?
Me: Ishi you know that's not possible I live in the US!
Ishi: Sweetheart not possible for you - for me it is just a broomstick away!!
Me: (with a dry mouth and palpitating heart) What did you just say?
Ishi: Anonee did you not see me in my habitual clothes today?
Me: Wha?
Ishi: OK that witch robe is my daily attire - And YES, I am a witch!
Me: (swallow hard, saying Ram, Ram...and Meri Bhagwan ki kasam)
Ishi: I see I have stunned you into silence. Well what do you want to talk about?
Me: Err...err.. (stutter) Just a few questions for IF.
Ishi: Fire
Me: What do you like about your role in PV?
Ishi: Well I am not acting - see I am being my normal self. Like today I got to wear my witch's robe. I wear my fancy witch-watch, I got to scare spray G3 and SP in order to stealthily steal the heirloom chain. Oh and of course I cast a spell on Yash, Aarti and Pari.
Me: What is your favorite food on the sets?
Ishi: Sand-witch and fry-flesh
Me: You mean fried fish?
Ishi: Na, na fry-flesh. You see I like fry human chest flesh. Yash tastes yum now I wanna see how Ak tastes!
Me (good grief how do I end this thing?) How did you manage to taste Yash's flesh Aarti did not allow you near him?
Ishi: (cackles) Ha Ha Ha ... Aarti had all that ice -- I just cast a cold spell!! He hehehe
Me: What you pulled one right under Aarti's nose?
Ishi: Yes -- and you know what she has another coming!
Me: What?
Ishi: I am teaching her kids
Me Teaching what?
Ishi: Silly you -- what do I teach: How to (cast a) SPELL!!
Me: Ishi I got to go - do you have any special message for the IF members
Ishi: Yeah tell them happy FRY-DAY. Tomorrow I fry Akaash!!
Me: Bye😕
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