Hello fellow prcians,
Today, in celebration of my half term holidays, I've decided to have one of my famous interviews. But before I begin, I have to tell u about ma next interview. I have the honour to choose one of you wonderfully talented people to be a guest of my next interview. (Mods, sorry I didn't ask for permission, but if u think it's not okay to do it, u can tell me so via pm).
I should also remind my public to kindly pm me if you want to be the guest. I will arrange the auditions and inform you. The auditions will be done by pm as well. Okay, now, without further ado, let me introduce today's couples. The one and only, Prithvi and Sanyogita. And of course, Bandar ( Vik) and Haanthi ( Indro). A round of applause.....🥳
Me: Welcome back Prithvi, Sanyogita, and Indravati. And Vikram....
Bandar: What? Did you call me?
Me: Well, I was talking to you....
Bandar: Great, I wanted to ask you something. Will we get food after all this is over.
Me: What?!
Haanthi: Just, just ignore him. It's, it's nothing.
Me: Okay....😕
Everybody looks uneasy.
Me: Any-way, I heard that you guys went to Jamaica. How was the trip?
Bandar: Well....
Haanthi: It wasn't exactly what I'd expected it to be like.
Me: Really? What were your expectations.😈
Haanthi: Well..I really wanted to have fun with someone very close to me....🤢
Bandar: I really wanted to propose Sanyogita...🤢
Prithvi: I had a lot of fun. What about you Sanyo?
Sanyo: Ya! Specailly the banana surfing.
Me: Oh! I love banana surfing as well.
Haanthi: I used to do banana surfing, but now I stopped. I'm watching my figure.🤢
Me: What do you mean?
Indro: Well, when u do banana surfing, you surf on the net and get served banana milkshakes right? So, evidently that has a lot of calories....
Me: Well, the banana surfing we're talking about is when you surf on a giant surfboard made out of giant banana leaves. It's awesome. You should have tried it.
Haanthi: Ya, well, it doesn't sound that fun.....
Me: Oh my god!!!! Look at the time!! I?m afraid we'll have to go staight to the questions round.
Bandar: I like bananas!
Me: Right, lets start with you haa....I mean Indravati.
Haanthi: All right, bring it on!
Me: Okay..........
Suddenly, there's a loud beep from somewhere.
Me: OH!!!! I'm so sorry guys, but our time is up. Well, thats about it. Nice to see you guys again.
Me: (now facing the screen) A monkey suit for Vikram by monkey enterprises. Sugarcanes for Indravati by Haanthi enterprises. And our specail hampers for Sanyo and Prithvi.
I give the gifts. Vikram instantly puts his costume on. Indravati starts muching on the sugar canes. Prithvi and Sanyo smile at me.
Credits start coming.
Me: Don't forget to pm me for next interview.