THE TIME HAS COME

The Time has Come.............. For the launch of India's Ripley's Believe or Not

OMG Kriya were just too much today.

No analysis required.

Guys it was like watching an Indian spoof of a Disney Classic

Our very own heroine was washing the feet of Cruella the Witch (oops I meant Cruella De Vil) while convincing herself that her actions were acceptable if considered as dharma (huh?????) – OK if it was me and I was doing dharmic karam and I HAD to wash someone's feet in that house I would turn the spinning wheel to Ghanti Dadi.

Then our never to be outdone hero, CONSUMED IN FULL GUSTO 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆the gangajal from Cruella the Witch's feet because he is CONVINCED that he is Majnu (huh????) 🤣and will do anything to save his Laila, his Darrrrrrrrrrrrrling 😆😆😆😆😆– Ok if you really want to be Majnu my love – How about taking your wife to Kriya Paradise and get her the hell out of here??? Stop exposing yourself to God Alone Knows what contamination that barefoot villain has just given you in the name of gangajal. Fool. 😆

All of this, while the Badun brothers (S and SS) were watching in stupefaction. When Krish drank that filth my expression mirrored the Badun brothers (I am sure).😲😲😲😲😲

All that was missing was the 101 Dalmations.😆😆😆😆

Guys, tomorrow our Romeo and Juliet are going to go fulto nuts in luvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Ghanti Lal ghanti bajaoooooo

Heaven saves us from this bunch of merry fools (whom we just adore though we all know they are amusingly ridiculous couple since the joint declaration of luvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv)😆😆😆😆😆😆

So apparently baba's main beef with SS changing Pratigya's name was that he wanted to do the honours at a later date???????😲😲😲😲 – OMG "Babu" – Are you kidding me Krishna?😆😆 Seriously where are u going to tattoo this one? How about your forehead 😛😛😛😛 (that way everytime SS points to it he can give you one tight katoos on your head😉)– Babu is a short and simple word right? Fool Baba.😆😆

So a spoof of precap:

"Oh Pratigya my darling you are my peanut butter and I am your jelly let us make a "Hug" sandwich and who cares if we get consumed by my evil parents😡 at least we will be consumed together in this circle of luvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv"🤗

"Oh Krishna my darling how could you drink that filth? 🤗 I have not even taken you for your Hep A and B shots this month? 😭😭😭😭That stupid doctorwa got fired because my silly sister was line lagaoing him."

"Oh Pratigya you are my muse my inspiration 😍😍😍😍 – when my vital organs fail because of Cruellatitis "KNOCK THREE TIMES on my chest if you want me" (like u did the last time ok?) Then I will come running from the afterlife to invoke the warranty for the remaining 5 lives under our marriage contract." 😆😆😆

"Oh my Krishna my love can we make the Babu tattoo on you an erasable one? We could use my lipstick (that you are so fond of) to draw the tattoo."

OMG guys writing this was so much fun for me. I hope some of you enjoy this

BTW, on a more serious note:

I think Prats was RIGHT in refusing to giving in to the gangjal taste test.

I just wish she had used the same stance in refusing to wipe the feet and calling Amma's bluff and leaving the Niwas with or without Krishna. Obviously, biwi ka bichlagu will follow. 😆

As regards Krishna, ok I cannot keep a straight face long enough to write anything about him except – Krishna dude we love you but seriously this is not an All You Can Drink Buffet so don't jump right in. Cruella can do with a few days of hunger strike. So can your dad and your bro for that matter. Take a Chill Pill honey. 🤗I know you love them but they are just messing with you bully-style.

Ciao Guys, Hope😃😃😃😃😃😃😃

Originally posted by: SaacheeSyna

Your spoof on the precap was so damn hilarious!! 🤣🤣🤣...but why is the marriage contract for 5 lifetimes??....according to baba....they are booked for 7 + 1 janams!! 😆

Originally posted by: bhavni88

well written Hope..👏👏👏

Pratigya shd have point blank refused and left.....😉

Originally posted by: krishna_chalbo

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OMG Hope that was amazing.You have made my remaining part of the day. Can't stop but can only hum one thing

CRUELLA DE VIL CRUELLA DE VIL,
If she doesn't scare u then no evil thing will

I will add more tomorrow when i have controlled my laughter.

Just wanted to know do such things really happen? Why is Pearl grey making it so filmy. The whole drama is losing its essence or has it already been lost😕