Professor reveals the truth..

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Posted: 15 years ago
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Professor Kurkure lal, was holding bars in the prison...refusing to listen to anyone..''maine khoon kiya hai mujhe saza deejiye'''
Arre haan Mr.DImwitlal jee..zaroor denge aapko sazaa...lekin pehle ei toh batao ki itni zid kahe ko karat ho..?
Professor Dimwit lal jee-'''Mujhe yahin rahne do, mujhe ghar nahi jaana hai, Bhagwan ke liye..''
Inspector Poppatlal-''theek hai aap yahin rahiye...aapko AC lagwa deta hoon..waterbed bhi mangwa deta hoon...nanha sa portable fridgewa bhi mangwa deta hoon..lekin pehle ei toh batao ki bahar kyun nahi jaana hai..?''😛😛
Professor Kurkure lal said-''I am tired of this Ghoonghat Kumari..day and night she is moving in the house with her Petronas Tower type Ghoonghat...even in night she refuse to take out her ghoonghatwaa...I am tired of seeing her Roni surat all the time..isski wajah se ghar mein panoti lagi hui hai...yeh mujhe roz baingan ki Barfi khilaati hai..I am tired of it..karele ka halwa khilaati hai..inspector saab main marne se pahle mar jaaoonga...yahan agar mujhe umar qaid mili toh 14 saal confirmed hai meri life ke...ghar mein jaane kab mujhe tapka de yeh ghoonghat kumari..poora din ghar mein roti rahti hai..contract loya hua hai zindagi bhar rone ka...isse dekhkar mein tense rahta hoon..isliye yeh Acute Constipated Expressions Syndrome hamre handsome chahre per...''😆😉😛
Hearing this Ghoonghat kumari lost her cool and she said to Inspector-''achi baat hai, mujhe bhi to aaram milega..aadhe dimaag ka pati mila aur waise hi matching aadhi dimaagwali aulad... haay Ram meri toh kismat hi foot gayi..jo yeh SunkSena ke ghar mein meri shadi hui..inka kaam hi hai doobana..Sunksena''
Sprite piyo baaki sab bakwaas...😆😆
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Posted: 15 years ago
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well said👏👏👏👏 ee professorva ne to humre dimaag ki bhi dahi kar di hai😡😡 iss buddhu ko koi samjhayo yaar😡😡 sahi kehte hai sab ki jab insaan buddha ho jata to uska dimaag baccho ki tarah ho jata hai 🤪jaise humre professorva ki bhi jidd hai ki use bhi s.s. ki tarah bade naam wala mudrer banna hai😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

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Posted: 15 years ago
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Originally posted by: set_raj

Professor Kurkure lal, was holding bars in the prison...refusing to listen to anyone..''maine khoon kiya hai mujhe saza deejiye'''

Arre haan Mr.DImwitlal jee..zaroor denge aapko sazaa...lekin pehle ei toh batao ki itni zid kahe ko karat ho..?
Professor Dimwit lal jee-'''Mujhe yahin rahne do, mujhe ghar nahi jaana hai, Bhagwan ke liye..''
Inspector Poppatlal-''theek hai aap yahin rahiye...aapko AC lagwa deta hoon..waterbed bhi mangwa deta hoon...nanha sa portable fridgewa bhi mangwa deta hoon..lekin pehle ei toh batao ki bahar kyun nahi jaan hai..?''
Professor Kurkure lal said-''I am tired of this Ghoonghat Kumari..day and night she is moving in the house with her Petronas Tower type Ghoonghat...even in night she refuse to take out her ghoonghatwaa...I am tired of seeing her Roni surat all the time..isski wajah se ghar mein panoti lagi hui hai...yeh mujhe roz baingan ki Barfi khilaati hai..I am tired of it..karele ka halwa khilaati hai..inspector saab main marne se pahle mar jaaoonga...yahan agar mujhe umar qaid mili toh 14 saal confirmed hai meri life ke...ghar mein jaane kab mujhe tapka de yeh ghoonghat kumari..poora din ghar mein roti rahti hai..contract loya hua hai zindagi bhar rone ka...isse dekhkar mein tense rahta hoon..isliye yeh Acute Constipated Expressions Syndrome hamre handsome chahre per...''
Hearing this Ghoonghat kumari lost her cool and she said to Inspector-''achi baat hai, mujhe bhi to aaram milega..aadhe dimaag ka pati mila aur waise hi matching aadhi dimaagwali aulad... haay Ram meri toh kismat hi foot gayi..jo yeh SunkSena ke ghar mein meri shadi hui..inka kaam hi hai doobana..Sunksena''
Sprite piyo baaki sab bakwaas...😆😆



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Posted: 15 years ago
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Originally posted by: chhaya007

well said👏👏👏👏 ee professorva ne to humre dimaag ki bhi dahi kar di hai😡😡 iss buddhu ko koi samjhayo yaar😡😡 sahi kehte hai sab ki jab insaan buddha ho jata to uska dimaag baccho ki tarah ho jata hai 🤪jaise humre professorva ki bhi jidd hai ki use bhi s.s. ki tarah bade naam wala mudrer banna hai😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

Professor Champaklal Sinksena ko Agra ke mental hospitalwa mein jamaa karaa do..😆😆ei chhachhundar sabka pareshaan kar diya hai....😆
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Posted: 15 years ago
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😃😊Sam babu...keep smiling always....😊
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Hello Raj!

Finally I can say goodbye to my boredom! 😆 Thanx for the brilliant version of Professor Kurkurelalloo's revealation of the truth!🤣
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Originally posted by: limits

Hello Raj!

Finally I can say goodbye to my boredom! 😆 Thanx for the brilliant version of Professor Kurkurelalloo's revealation of the truth!🤣

Hey Ruhi, how ru?..where hv u been?...I posted few days back Krishna's dictionary..did u read?...
Yess..It was so boring watching this mega bhashan given to Professor Awaarelal to change his mind...but that guy refused point blank..so this idea struck n my mind..like Karamchand jasoos..why he is not going out of the jail?..so i investigate...and the result is in front of you...😆😆

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