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Rudra comes roaring in to the town and tells the gullible looking villagers that Thakur-sa started his CrossBorder Shaadi.com business 17 years ago. That means Thakur was only 10 years old when he started the business. because to me, the Dashing Thakur does not look a day older than 27!!
Rudra: You! Beautiful Sexy Birpur Girl, sign these cosumashun err...confession papers or else..
Mami: Sonny, don't shout.
Rudra: You have half a minute to decide, 30...20...10...
Mami:
Rudra: 6...5...4...
Mami:
Rudra: 3.5...3...2.5...2.15...2...1.75, 1.25...1.22...1.20
Mami: we don't know who this girl is
Rudra: Say whaa? Budhiya, you look normal to me, have you been smoking weed?
Mami: How did you know! ahem! thats none of your business
Paro: Mami, mami, mami, please tell him I am your niece. Please, mami.
Mami: Girl, get your dirty hands off me. I have no freaking idea who you are.
Paro: come on mami, don't you remember that mole on my right butt? Don't you remember how I used to do susu in my bed everytime I dreamt of BSD officers? Don't you remember the birthmark on my right hip?
Rudra has many many laddoos bursting in his head as he hears Paro's description of her birthmarks, but he remembers the real reason he is here because of the sand in his underwear
Rudra: Where is the Devil?
Tejawat shows up with his envoy, with as much pomp and show as the indicted felon Devyani Khobragade at the Delhi Airport.
Rudra: Aaoo, Aaoo, Thakur, speak of the devil, Hello Thakur!
Tejawat: You know Moonchiya, my villagers will sooside but no one will tell you my size.
Rudra: Ha! We meet because of my skillful massacre of your Barathis. Thank Lata Mangeshkar for that!!
Tejawat: No! we meet by chance
Rudra: And I know how to chance pe dance
Tejawat: Music chahiye?
Rudra: Woh Ranveer Singh wala chalega, Do you have a gallon of oil?
Tejawat: Will mustard oil do?
Yahan-Bhi-Aman radios Rudra: Sir, yeh aap kya kar rahe ho? Yahan Tattad Tattad dance karna safe nahi hoga!!
Rudra: ahem! never mind oil. See this beautiful girl who makes me go googooeyed? She is your village girl.
Tejawat: Bwahahahahaha!! Do I look like a fool to you?
Rudra: What do you mean?
Tejawat: Does she look like she belongs to this village?
Rudra: Say what?
Tejawat: Look at her and look around you. inni sunder chori. Other than me, do you think any of these jokers here are capable of producing a beautiful girl like her? And she ain't my daughter!
Rudra: Baath tho sahi hai
Tejawat: Glad we can agree. Now can I go?
Rudra draws his gun out
Tejawat: Now, now. Yours is only 6 piddi piddi inches. I have a grand total of 6 Foot-longers. Can you tell I got a size complex?
Yahan-Bhi-Aman, tired of waiting for his boss to make up his mind, decides to jump out of his hiding with the full glory that behooves a rip roaring Spaghetti Western "YeeeHawww". Cowboyzzz!
He "reveals" all the big, small, fat, lean guns he got!!
Rudra: Bwahahaha! Who Da Man Thakur, Tell now, WHO DA MAN?
Tejawat: Here's a deal, we call a truce, you can have the girl.
Another million laddoos burst in Rudra's mind and at this rate, we all get serious case of diabetes. He has a tough choice -> Girl or Gun, Girl or Gun, Girl or Gun. The choice was easy.
After Rudra leaves, Thakur orders HAZMAT suits for Testosterone clean up of village square.
Back in the interrogation room with a suspiciously placed writing desk, which can have million other uses.
Rudra: Yo, sexy kamariya. You have a choice. Sign the papers, or come home errr... i mean go free
He slams the the table and I realize that table has not seen a dust-cloth in months. My glorious dreams of putting the writing desk to wicked uses were dashed.
Rudra: All evidence points-points to me that you are a woman
Paro:
Rudra: A very sexy woman.
Paro:
Rudra: Don't confuse me with your beauty and your sexy kamariya
Paro:
Rudra: Am I the only one talking?
Paro:
Rudra: Apparently, i am.
Paro:
Rudra: Tomorrow, I will give you my Jhoota water because I want you to drink my saliva. Its got life giving properties, its the truth serum.
Paro nods her head.
Testosterone driven performances
Ashish Sharma
His impassioned monologue, impeccable acting and sure-footed dialog delivery has me bowled over. He had the right power and punch packed into that monologue, mixed with right amount of passion, and fervor that shows the character's call for justice and truth. I can hardly suppress my glee at the thought of this macho-man romancing the delicate Paro.
Tarun Khanna
Not to be left behind, Tarun Khanna gave a fantastically sardonic performance as the unruffled, cool-tempered Thakur. That he is only 30 yrs old and doing the role of a significantly older man impresses me even more. I googled him and at first was super impressed by his Harvard Credentials and business publications, until i realized that was the wrong Tarun Khanna. Not much available on the real Tarun online.
Sanaya Irani
And last but not least, Sanaya as the disavowed, disowned and listless Paro makes me want to be her friend. I had this distinct urge to step inside the TV with a box of Kleenex and buy her icecream. She is simply simply simply superb!
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