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Haila!
Today I woke up, I don't want to be Rudra any more, it's so bleh!
So, I decided to don my robes and karaoke with Kishori Amonkar's Thumris that were playing on AIR, Bhopal.😉
It was my lifelong khwaish to dance Kathak to this particular song 😳.
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyntD9oZTFI[/YOUTUBE]
What a melliflous voice! I want to dance to it wearing that dark pink and purple anarkali ensemble, but kya karen, meri naseeb hi kharab hai😕, I have to go to the party office to discuss about the boring municipal elections and give my support to that candidate whose eyes always stare at the college gals as though they are relishable dishes. Aankhe nochna chahthi hoon, tab uski. Uski yeh majaal, ki Kalavathi ke samne, kisi ladki ko iss nazar se dekhe?
Khair chhodo, hame toh shikayat hai uss bhagwan se ki hum ko shakal bhi aise diya, jin se hum na haseena keh sake na haseen sapne dekhne ki ghustaki karen. 😭
Yaad hai, aaj baba ki janamdin hai, par un se mein nafrat karti hoon. Oh budda kahan bhaag gaya 😡
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9PRkIZFLuY[/YOUTUBE]
Ab, yeh ladki kaun hai, jo mujhe baar baar phone karti hain. Hayye, mein Rudra ban ke bhi usko pakad nahi saki. Wuffo, meri har plan flop ho raha hai. Epic fail, some idiot says. What to do, I incarcerate baba, he escapes. I get MJ incarcerated, he escapes, I use Nirmala as a pawn, then she goes and becomes Mother India, and now this new gal, and that Raghu. Hayye!
Everyone is escaping from my fingers like plastic rassi(rope). Can someone please, get me a Cola, or is that also going to turn into tepid tap water.
Waaa...
mein hoon Kala,
sabse ishmart,
but nikli sab se bewaqoof,
ek chimti (ant) bhi mere sey nahi darti
(the song is sung in the type of "Mein hoon Jian" from Doraemon (download clip of original Doraemon song here: )
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7UBHcBdS_E[/YOUTUBE]
(end of Introduction, or Preface)
Act 1 Scene 1
[updated Jan 08,2013]
Aaah!
"Yipp yipp yipp, Jairaj is going to die, Rudra will win the elections, landslide victory milegi, milegi, milegi"
Kalavathi woke up from her dream smiling a 1000-watt smile. Reality hit her like a slap on the face.
What the?
That idiot Mrityunjay came and saved Jairaj.
MJ had become a savior now, shit!
I am gonna tear him apart with my FAKE VIOLET FINGERNAILS.
And that JAIRAJ what a lucky $%#& he is that he has such a loyal adopted son. Par phir bhi "haar na manegi yeh ladki."
I will try and try and try again till I kill Jairaj.
What should I do? How about I leave some marbles in his study just when he is turning off the lights?
Haila! Kitna accha rahega jab uski kamar tootegi and then I can go in for next scene. Abbe! cut bola na director ne!
Today I woke up, I don't want to be Rudra any more, it's so bleh!
So, I decided to don my robes and karaoke with Kishori Amonkar's Thumris that were playing on AIR, Bhopal.😉
It was my lifelong khwaish to dance Kathak to this particular song 😳.
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyntD9oZTFI[/YOUTUBE]
What a melliflous voice! I want to dance to it wearing that dark pink and purple anarkali ensemble, but kya karen, meri naseeb hi kharab hai😕, I have to go to the party office to discuss about the boring municipal elections and give my support to that candidate whose eyes always stare at the college gals as though they are relishable dishes. Aankhe nochna chahthi hoon, tab uski. Uski yeh majaal, ki Kalavathi ke samne, kisi ladki ko iss nazar se dekhe?
Khair chhodo, hame toh shikayat hai uss bhagwan se ki hum ko shakal bhi aise diya, jin se hum na haseena keh sake na haseen sapne dekhne ki ghustaki karen. 😭
Yaad hai, aaj baba ki janamdin hai, par un se mein nafrat karti hoon. Oh budda kahan bhaag gaya 😡
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9PRkIZFLuY[/YOUTUBE]
Ab, yeh ladki kaun hai, jo mujhe baar baar phone karti hain. Hayye, mein Rudra ban ke bhi usko pakad nahi saki. Wuffo, meri har plan flop ho raha hai. Epic fail, some idiot says. What to do, I incarcerate baba, he escapes. I get MJ incarcerated, he escapes, I use Nirmala as a pawn, then she goes and becomes Mother India, and now this new gal, and that Raghu. Hayye!
Everyone is escaping from my fingers like plastic rassi(rope). Can someone please, get me a Cola, or is that also going to turn into tepid tap water.
Waaa...
mein hoon Kala,
sabse ishmart,
but nikli sab se bewaqoof,
ek chimti (ant) bhi mere sey nahi darti
(the song is sung in the type of "Mein hoon Jian" from Doraemon (download clip of original Doraemon song here: )
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7UBHcBdS_E[/YOUTUBE]
(end of Introduction, or Preface)
Act 1 Scene 1
[updated Jan 08,2013]
Aaah!
"Yipp yipp yipp, Jairaj is going to die, Rudra will win the elections, landslide victory milegi, milegi, milegi"
Kalavathi woke up from her dream smiling a 1000-watt smile. Reality hit her like a slap on the face.
What the?
That idiot Mrityunjay came and saved Jairaj.
MJ had become a savior now, shit!
I am gonna tear him apart with my FAKE VIOLET FINGERNAILS.
And that JAIRAJ what a lucky $%#& he is that he has such a loyal adopted son. Par phir bhi "haar na manegi yeh ladki."
I will try and try and try again till I kill Jairaj.
What should I do? How about I leave some marbles in his study just when he is turning off the lights?
Haila! Kitna accha rahega jab uski kamar tootegi and then I can go in for next scene. Abbe! cut bola na director ne!
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