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Love always,
Aunty Sheena
Letter 1
Aunty Sheena
My name is Shlok, I am a sucker for Sugar Daddy...What is wrong with me?
- Craving for Sugar from my daddy
-- Shlok
Dear Shlok,
I think this has to do with sugar deprivation when you were a child. You were not given enough Jalebis while you were growing up. Your mama wanted the sugar and the sugar daddy for herself, so no wonder you are still craving...I would like to change your name to Jr. Pa-edipus and advice you to start smooching Papa agnihotri where there is no hair. You can also start calling him 'Aloo-pop' since you like licking him so much! I am not promising that you will ever be cured, in fact, it might increase your craving more because you might get addicted to pappa's beautifully crafted smelly feet.
Aunty Sheena