Kunjan ka kamaal....jokes

....Kunjan ka kamaal...... I find kunjan very confusing and funny character, posting some jokes on him, hope you will love them...😊

1)....Kunjan is sittin on hot seat in KBC serial with Amitabh...

Amitabh : Aapka 13th question 25 lakh yeh raha aapke samne..

Contestant Kunjan is tensed.

Amitabh : Who is the father of Abhishek Bachchan?

Computer Screen:

A. Amitabh Bachchan B. Laloo Prasad Yadav

C. Moh. Azhar D. General Perverz Musharaff.

Amitabh : Aapka kya jawab hai ?
(He is quite sure that Kunjan will opt for A)
But Kunjan is still confused.

Amitabh : Aapke pass do life line hai..(50:50 and phone a friend)

Kunjan: I think it is A but am not sure.

Amitabh : Not sure... Hmmm Aap kya karna chahenge?

Kunjan : I would like to use 50:50?

Amitabh: Ok computer , 2 galat jawabon ko mitaa de..

Computer after deleting two names, leaves two options which are: -

B. Laloo Prasad Yadav.
C. Moh. Azhar.

Amitabh is confused and tensed thinks how come the computer has made this mistake But as is said in bollywood the show must go on. Now Kunjan is even more confused.

Kunjan: I would like to use the last life line phone a friend..

Amitabh : Aap kisko phone karna chahenge?

Kunjan : Mein Jaya Bachchan ji ko phone karna chahoonga.

Amitabh Bachchan Shocked !!! But the Call gets connected to Jaya Bachchan

Kunjan: "Jayaji, Who is the father of Abhishek Bachchan!?"

Receiving reply from JAYA, Amitabh Bachchan faints..

GUESS WHY?

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Jaya Bachchan ask's him "What are the options?".....😆😆😆

2)...Kunjan happened to participate in a competition, which was about writing the shortest story. The organizers had put a condition that a story must have four ingredients viz. religion, sex, suspense and mystery.

Kunjan's turn came after many attempts by others. Kunjan gave a story, which was just one sentence and read : "Oh God, my wife is going to deliver a child".

Amused, the organizers asked the Kunjan whether it contained all the four ingredients !!
Kunjan replied affirmatively and gave his explanation as below:

Oh God : religion
my wife: sex
going to deliver a child : suspense (whether a girl or a boy)

"Okay.... but where is the mystery ?" asked one of the organizers.

Kunjan replied : who is the father ??

Kunjan was declared the winner for writing the shortest story !😆😉

Thanks and waiting for your comments and suggestions....keep smiling.. set_raj....😊

Great Raj...Back with Dhamaal... 😆

Those were just too good, absolutely hilarious!! 😆 😆 😆 I jsut could not stop laughing🤣 I loved it 👏 thanks set_raj 😊

😊 Thanks Sakhi and Seema....keep smiling.... 😊

Raj tusi Great ho yaar...Where did you go...we missed ...cant stop laughing...What are the options???????? 😆 Jaya ji...u are also confused ...that too by Kunjan... 🤣

😊 Thanks Sakhi... 😆 😆 i was busy with my work and was on tour, so dint get the time to come online...i missed you all.. 😊 😊 😊

thanks raj for those wonderful jokes - can't stop laughing

thanks Raj,you are a real relief from the crap that's going on in SP....carry on with dheer and kunjan jokes....

🤣 Raj, I really missed ur jokes... thanks 4 posting more 🤣 My body is aching after laughing so much at ur jokes 🤣 Pls do post more!! 😆 😆

these are hilarious jokes raj!!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣 i almost fell out of my seat!!! 😆 🤪 😆 please continue. 😊