Hello KAA-ians😃,
Well I have some good news to share with you all beautiful people!!!😛 Ever since I came to KAA forum, I've read a lot of other people's posts. One among them was Gauri's Shaadi.com business. So I thought, why not find myself a groom.😳 Afterall, I am beautiful and very sexy!!! So I registered myself there and the response that I got was terrific. Gauri herself was impressed by my beauty😆😆😆.. She said to me "thank God Shiv didn't find you before me! He would have chosen you over me!!!" I sent her one of my best pictures and she got a lot of suitors..
I am sure by now, you would all be wondering where the picture is, right?😊 Be patient, you'll get to see it too..Please scroll down to proceed..😉
That's right, a little bit more!!! We're nearly there..
Ready??? Hold Your Breath please..😳😳😳
What did I tell you? Ain't I sexy or what???😳
So for my suitors, Gauriji got these fine young men:
The problem here is that all of them are already married. Gauriji gave me the option to choose to either be the second wife, or wait for the first one to die!!!😛😛😛
She then suggested that there is another you, fine man. He is Australian and according to Gauriji, would fit me perfectly!!! So I said, why not give it a shot??? Gauriji explained to me that consequently, his name is Shiv too. And Gauri's mother-in-law, Nikhila, knows him well, as they're both in Australia now!!! Gauri also told me that it's been years now that the guy's mother has been trying to fix his wedding, but because there's a fault in his kundali, nobody is accepting him!!!😠I offered to see him, before taking a decision! If you scroll down, you would see his picture!!!
Please wait..
I fell in love at first sight with him!!!😳😳😳 *mmmmuah* and I said to Gauriji to go forward with the rishtaa.. She then introduced me to my future mother-in-law (iffatji😉) aka hansam..
The wedding took place peacefully yesterday. But my suhaag raat was not what I expected it to be!!!😠I found out that because of the kundali fault, I will have to leave my sexy body and become a monkey as well, and I'll have to feed Shiv with bananas for a whole day, then get divorced to him, marry another human being, then divorce him, and get married to Shiv again. And only then will I get my human shape back again!!!ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
But before I got all transformed into a monkey, i saw a beautiful woman meeting my Ape husband...Well she wasn't as sexy as I was, but she was nearly as much!!! See her picture below..
And when she left, I found my husband in such a sorry state, that it made my heart weep!!!ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ I saw him like that:
I tried to reason with him, but by then my transformation already began. I could help noticing that the beautiful lady that had had a talk with my husband before, was kinda transformed too!!! We were both apes and I supposed she married an ape too!!! Poor us..ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
As soon as the transformation was over, I went to meet my husband😳.. And btw, lemme show you how I've become now..
And the graceful lady was transformed to this:
I began to do some monkey business:
I hugged Shiv lovingly and he hugged me back!!! That felt soo good..😳😳😳 But our private moments were short-lived.. The other ape-lady interrupted.. She had something funny in her hands... Perhaps you'll know what that is:
Her presence there itself enraged me!!!😡😡😡
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Well Enough of monkey business!!!😛 I hope you had fun reading it, as much as I had fun writing it..
P.S: Used (the original Ape) with permission from my saansu maaa😉 (love you Iffat..)
Specially for Catwoman, and Sum2005
The ugly girl's picture is not mine😳😛..
I'll let you know when I get little Shanti, and Perhaps twins??? (oh my!!!😕😳)
Kat, I'll refrain from eating Conjoint Bananas, don't worry about that!!!!😉
Sum2005, I'll not be as innocent as our Gauri😆😆😆
And finally, as promised, I have a surprise for you, Kat:
That's because you got me married online to Iffat's Ape..😃.. I hope you like it😳..
Cheers, Friends and no offence meant to anyone (Gauri, Ipshita, and Shiv)😳😳😳
Zara..😛
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