The million-dollar question on everyone's lips is "Gauri or Ipshita?"…….
Please see Shiv Kapoor Exams results below…..my comments are in red.
Geography
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: What is a planet?
A: A body of earth surrounded by sky.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature
abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Sociology
Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A: If you are buying a house, they will insist you are well endowed.
Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.
(WHAT?)
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping you buff like me.
Biology
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
(Explains the expressions on his face)
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
(Telling me!!)
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.
Q: What is artificial insemination?
A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen).
A: The body is consisted into three parts-the brainium, the borax and the
abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the
heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E,
I, O and U.
Q: What is the Fibula?
A: A small lie.
Q: What does *varicose- mean?
A: Nearby.
Q: What is the most common form of birth control?
A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.
(Why were you not carrying one on the boat?)
Q: Give the meaning of the term *Caesarean Section.
A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome.
(Poor Gauri with him in the delivery room??)
Q: What is a seizure?
A: A Roman emperor.
(You would think he would know now with how many times she has been in the hospital)
Q: What is a terminal illness?
A: When you are sick at the airport
Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and so they look like
umbrellas.
(Yeah like you!!!)
English
Q: Use the word *judicious- in a sentence to show you understand its meaning.
A: Hands that judicious can be soft as your face.
Q: What does the word *benign- mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
For all my little sister's studying please do not use these answers….
Please don't send him to KBC3…….Poor SRK!!!
What will he decide we will find out this week???????? God help us!!!
Ye Hai Mohabbatein
Anupamaa
Dr Aarambhi
