That was funny hooked. I have even a better idea instead of A fainting in court.
The prsecution approaches the stand , Anandi looks up and thinks to herself praying to khanaji
" hari tum haro meri peer
Draupathi ki laaj raakhi tum badayo cheer
Is adalat aur vakil saab ko turanth maaro teer
Hari tuma haro meri peer"
Thw lawyer opens his mouth to ask the first question, he suddenly feels weak and faints. They bring him back after first aid. He thinks he is ok. Approaches the witness stand. Opens hs mouth. Faints
Again. This happens continuously for weeks"
Then the judge says "due to the devine intervention of the lord the case is dis missed. Jagia is free to
Go. But Shekhars, watch out for Kanhaji. Be careful who you put on the stand. You have put his greatest bhakt ,Meerabhai of 21st century on the witness stand. Kanhaji does not take to it very kindly.
Read bhagvad geeta and remember greed,anger,revenge,hatred,ego etc are all our enemies.
The court pardens your family this time for wasting our precious time. Mr.shivraj shekhar, shame on you for misusing your power for a petty family quarel. The court advises Shekhars to admit Miss.Sanchi in the psychiatric ward for psychiatric counselling. Keep her in leash until then.
Court adjourned"
Edited by Jan50 - 12 years ago