12 effective methods of becoming a Sadeli Saas….
Namaste, Salaam behenji…I am Nikhila Kapoor, after so many requests from my wonderful fans out there, I have been finally convinced to release my long awaited guide… I have been nominated for a Nobel Prize for Literature…..
- Find a bholi bhali bewakuf larki who does not know how to use an ATM machine and is so fragile that she faints every minute and have a party for this.
- Now if it all goes pear shaped. Bring in the Guruji again. Yet with another fake Kundali plan to kill your own grandchild…….
Get her married to your son and this is very important.. BE VERY NICE TO HER.. Call her your beti and insist she calls you badi maa, after all you have known her since childhood.
Gift her with enough saris, a diamond set, take her shopping and have a party for her everyday….
This is extremely important, introduce a fake kundali, that says that she will die because she married your son..Duh! Yes, I know! That's why I am so clever….
Next to prove this kundali, get a fake Guruji.. pay him enough so he is at your beck and call….
Next bring onto the scene, Your son's girlfriend or childhood sweetheart.. , Convince her that you are doing all this to get her and your son together forever.. and don't worry she will believe you..….since you are so genuine..(But in truth... I just wanted her property…)
When get caught, have a bottle of pills ready. But take only 2 and PRETEND……. that you are dying…And then make sure you tell your friends about it too, only on the phone though!
Plant a greedy mole at the larki's house... so you can bribe her anytime for information…….
Now if it happens, your son can't control himself and sleeps with the girl fully clothed.. Make sure, .you make him describe the act in greater detail….why, you may ask, because you might need to provide evidence in court.
Now if the girl falls pregnant…this will be in two weeks max, signs to watch out for: She will faint at a party.
Hire a nurse to poison her…. And then act concerned……Do a puja...nobody will suspect and then make sure to stop the puja by faking an accident. DON'T FORGET YOU WANT HER TO DIE...
Now all this has to be carried out exactly as I have described and don't forget to have a bottle of glycerin for the crocodile tears effect……which will be useful to emotionally blackmail your kambakht son…
I hope you have enjoyed and learnt a lot from reading my guide, look out for my new website called: www.sadelisaas.com, we will be advertising on heavily on www.shaadi.com.
Donations & Trade Enquiries Welcomed….I need a few new Saris and Long Earrings…
Please make cheques payable to: Nikhila Kapoor, Kapoor Pagal Mansion.
Disclaimer: I think the actress who plays nikhila is doing a wonderful job.. 😈, hey kat! this mental enough for ya....😆 and Sareeta I love your sadeli saas.., the effect is so much.. even my thinkin is gone sadeli...😆
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