Biggest becharas of BV (fun post)

Woh bol nahi sakte toh kya? Unhe bura nahi lagta? Here's the dukh bhari kahani of becharas of BV who never got to even shed a tear in their times of tragedy:

Bhairon ki kursi

Kya kya nahi bardaasht kiya? Bhairon ka bhaar who sits on this kursi with an even bhaari sar whenever he has a problem and is in deep thought. 😭 This kursi was already burdened for years. Sumitra shook it violently yesterday (Bhairon samet!) and poor kursi had to bear her dhakka mukki and shouting! 😭 Bhairon sa also shouted and left and Sumitra threw kursi aside. Chup rehti hai matlab uske saath kuch bhi karenge yeh log? 😆

Singhs ka hospital

Mazaak bana diya iska. Poor hospital is ashamed to call itself hospital. Private property hai Singhs ki. Battleground bhi hai. Jagya ne pehle isey thukra diya. Phir yeh bechaara taale mein raha, khandar ban gaya. Phir Bhairon ne ek din isey khola, aur Mumbai se lautne ke baad apna saara gussa iss par nikaal diya! 😭 Took a rod and smashed all windows, furniture and equipment. 😭 Itni dhulaai? Kya dosh tha bechare hospital ka? 😲

Baad mein isey Lal Singh ne take over kar liya. Phir idhar thode samay baad masala drama shuru hua, pati-patni aur ex husband, new woman's life in danger due to corrupt ward boy, Jagya ka apna ilaaj, Gehna ka ilaaj aur bachcha delivered in 3 Idiots' style, Jagya ka romance with new girl, Sumitra ke drame on seeing new girl there, Mannu ka corridors ko playground banaana, kabhi yahan zor-shor se kirtan hona, toh agle hi pal do parivaaron ke beech Mahayudh, ek rishta judna aur kai rishte tootna - aur iske main doctor ki sab ke swaara dhulaai-pitaai.

Kabhi bandh rehta hai yeh hospital toh kabhi joote khaata hai toh kabhi doosron ko joote khaata dekhta hai. 😭

It must we wondering, inn logon ne mujhe kyon banaaya? Isse toh ek akhaada bana lete toh behtar tha!

Iski waghdor bhi hamesha alag alag haathon mein jaati rehti hai. Isey pata hi nahi chalta iska maalik hai kaun?

Poor hospital is suffering from embarassment, identity crisis and inferiority complex! Na jaane ismein aane wale mareez kya sochte honge...yeh hospital toh khud hi ek mareez ban gaya hai!

Sanchi's bag, cell & mirror

Sanchi ki cheezon ko laga tha ki kisi bade ameer khandan ki ladke ne inhe liya hai toh yeh achi jagah jaa rahe hain.

Lekin unke sapne aur woh khud choor ho gaye! 😭

Baby ji ko gussa aata hai toh bag le ke doosri cheezein todti hai. Jab bag se baaki sab sawaal karte hain, "Oye! Yeh tune kya kiya?" toih bag bechara yehi kehta hai, "Yaar main kya karun? Maalkin ne utha ke mujhe idhar udhar patak diya. Mere haath mein kuch nahin. Bas main uske haath mein hun..main bebas hun...mujhe maaf kar do bhai log!" 😕

Mobile is very angry. "Saara din mujhe le kar baatein karti rehti hai. Kisi ko kuch toh kisi ko kuch bolti rehti hai. Aur bewakufaana pose mein har waqt apni photo kheenchti rehti hai! Kitne calls, kitne messages aur kitne photos! Main crash na ho jaun kisi din! Yeh mere bina reh nahin sakti na, isi liye abhi tak iski tod phod se bacha hua hun main. Par mujhe utha le Bhagwan! Mujhe iss se chhutkara dila de!" Mobile feels like puking out whatever it has stored in it! 🤢

Kesar Bagh ki princess ka mirror says he is more dukhi. People think he might enjoy tamasha and he's the only object which always gets a smile from Sanchi. But when asked, he says, "Kabhi bhi mere saamne aa kar kuch bhi badbad karne lagti hai! Aadhi raat ko bhi fancy dress khelti hai aur meri neend kharaab karti hai! Main toh tang aa gaya hun!" 😭

Sanchi's bag, mobile and mirror are warning furniture in her room, "Princess gusse mein hai. Bach ke rehna warna agla vaar tum par!" 😆 Suna hai drawing room ka table bhi tod ke aayi thi. Humein prathna karni chahiye ki hum bachey rahen.

Dadisa's mala and locket

Mala cries to herself, "Yeh budhiya mujhe le kar padi rehti hai lekin hamesha kuch aur sochti rehti hai. Waise bhi mujhe apne haath mein lapet ke rakhti hai aur saare ghar ke tamashe mujhe sunne padte hain." She shouts what has she done to be twisted like this and exposed to tamasha all the time.

"Itne saal ho gaye. Ab toh mujhe baksh do" 😭

Locket is never sure of its ownership and shelter. It has seen the best and worst in Singhs' house. It saw struggles of DS' husband, atrocities of Mahavir Singh, saga of DS, Jagya's rise and fall, good deeds and kaand from childhood to adulthood, Anandi's struggles and rise, it saw corrupt sarkaari officials and had a taste of what it feels like to be offered as a bribe, from being a memento to a family heirloom to an object of bribe to a symbol of bahu empowerment to again a family heirloom - this locket has seen it all.

"Main buzurg hoon. Thak gaya hoon. Ab koi mujhe idhar se udhar na karo bhai. Budhey ko kisi ek jagah rehne do! Meri umar ka kuch toh lehaj karo!" 😭

Try to ask him anything else and he wails, "Bas! Mujhse kuch mat poocho! Bahut ashanti dekhi hai maine. Main sun sun ke aur dekh dekh ke tang aa chuka hun. Bolne laga toh pighal hi jaunga...kahan se shuru karunga apni kahani? Mujhe mere haal par chhod do please!" 😭


Sources say Mala and Locket are trying to check into some old age home because they can't take this stress anymore.


Koi nahi sunta inki. Koi nahi parvah karta. They suffer in silence! *Sniff Sniff* 😭

Bechaara no.1 and other notable bechaaras of BV added on Page 2: - https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/post/93181337

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these mirror mobile hospital locket kursi lunch box (thrown by gauri when sumi showing her photo of family ) pilllow (tored by gauri when she bound to sleep alone in room) stethoscope(thrown by gauri when phooli come for check up ) crockery (thrown by gauri when she heard that jagya went to c bm) these r real bechare .enough of their atyachaar now ..these all need justice

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Other notable becharas of BV

The silent suffering and confused ones:

Atta (Flour)

Atta, whenever it was shown in BV, was used for everything except what it is meant for. Initially to scold Anandi when she failed to kneed it. DS thrashed little Anandi. Atta got Anandi's tears also in it apart from water. It was used for romance between JaAn, GaGa and now JaGan. Cuteness quotient you see. Atte wala mooh. It also bears gossip of women who kneed it in kitchen as they bark oops, I mean, talk.

Cake

Har triangle ya polygon ki shuruwat hoti hai cake se! 😆 Gauri fed cake to Jagat in Mumbai and Nandini (nakli name given to Anandi by Jagat) looked on. She later returned to hotel room only to weep in front of another cake that she had brought. Anandi tried to please Shiv with a cake. Sanchi tried to ruin bhabhi's image by ruining her cake. Sasural mein two episodes ka drama aur reputation building/ruining exercise all around - CAKE! Sanchi and Ganga competed for Jagya's affections with cake. Whose cake would be cut was a matter of great importance. Cakes are confused why so much hoopla is made over them and why are they always used in deciding over women in Jagya's life or dragged into nanad-bahu drama. 😭 Cake that was burnt by Sanchi was reportedly crying, "Mere ko kyun jalaaya? Maine kya kiya tha? Pagal ladki apni jalan mein mere ko jala baithi! Isko haaye lagegi! Yeh ek jaley huye cake ki baddua hai!!" 😭

Gauri & Sanchi's Pizza

Pizza is not just an eatable. It's a status symbol. It's also a symbol of lack of character. Pizzas think to themselves, "Kyon humein khaane wali ladkiyan kameeni baatein karti hain? Unke behaviour ki vajah se hum aise hi badnaam hain!Not fair!" 😭

Gauri's marriage certificate, child marriage bridal dress

Do pal ruka khwabon ka karwaan...is the cry of marriage certificate which was so coveted earlier But was thrown aside later. "Pehle sab mujhe flaunt karte the. Ab mujhe taunt karte hain!" 😭 Kyun banaaya mujhe court walon ne? Kyun banwaaya mujhe mere owners ne? Kyun? Kyun? Kyun?! 😡 The beautiful pink joda of little Gudiya was torn by Gauri later. "I understand her pain. But she could have donated me instead of tearing me! Buyer-seller parents ka gussa mujh pe kyun nikaal rahi hai?" The clothes feel very unfortunate for what they had to witness and what fate they had to suffer.

Anandi's dolls and childhood samaan trunk

They were so happy earlier. But felt what the hell was going on, since first leap of the show! "Anandi ne humko Singhs bana liya hai aur humse baatein karti hai! Hum khilone hain yaar. Saas sasur ya pati nahi. Aaj pyar aa raha hai toh rakha hua hai. Kal kahin phenk na de agar dukhi ho jaye toh!" Their worst fears came true. They were packed off in a trunk and kept in dingy storeroom for long. Then Anandi or DS used to come and look into it to weep over the past. Poor toys and trinkets saw floodgates of tears. 😭 Years later Jagya caught hold of them to show them to Shiv and tell him how Anandi loved only him, preserved his memories etc. He tried to break AnSh marriage. Poor toys and trinkets felt so bad and wondered, "Abey kya kar raha hai yeh??!! Abey chhod! Abey chup!" After Jagya was done they were already in fear, "Yeh kya ho gaya? Ab toh hum gaye!" As expected Anandi threw that stuff into a lake. 😭 Bechaare nirdosh pehle logon ke aansuon mein doobe the, phir taalab mein doob gaye. 😭 Sanak aur tamashe ki siva kuch nahi dekha. 😭

Books

Kitaab ka kya kasoor? 😲 Kabhi unhe koi uthaata tha. Kabhi unhe le kar koi sochta ya rota tha. Toh kabhi unko phenk diya. Aur kabhi unko jalaa diya. 😭 "Kya yaar! Saas bahu maamle mein humein phenkte ya jalate hain? Yeh koi baat hui? Why dokri? Why chidakli? Why did you do this to us?! Tamashe ke liye hum hi miley the kya?" 😭 Medical wali books still haven't been able to get over their rejection by Anandi in favour of social studies' books! 😲 "Science chhod ke arts ko pakad liya? Aur humein raddi bana diya?! Kaise?!" 😭 Their superiority complex of being coveted and sought after was crushed completely. Her books were eyed and tossed aside by Gauri also. "Ab yeh kaun hai? Yeh bhi ghoor ke gayi?" 😡 Saas-bahu ho ya souten sab hamare peeche padi hain! Are naalyakon humse gyan le lete aur apni akal ki kami door kar lete! This was story of Anandi's books.

Gauri's books are taxed by over-studying. "Bahut padhti hai yaar. Itni markings. Aur har waqt khula rakhti hai! Chain hi nahi lene deti!" Jagya's books wonder woh kiske haath mein aa gaye. "Kabhi toh yeh bahut padhta hai. Kabhi humein khol ke sapne dekhta hai. Pehle humare andar doosri type ki magazines chhupata tha. Uss waqt kaafi sharam aayi thi! Magar ab sudhar gaya hai! Devi Maa ki kripa hai!" 😕

Sanchi's books have died from suffocation as they were never opened and never allowed a chance to breathe. 😭
Their dying statement was, "Yeh kambakht humein khole bina MBA kaise le gayi?!! Isko haaye lagegi haaye!" 😡

Ganga's books are confused why she cries and her mind wanders when she reads them. But are happy that she concentrates on them at least late at night. They feel insulted when people speculate how Ganga became a topper in nursing and became a nurse so soon. "Apni bhi koi izzat hai yaar! Aise thode na bolna chahiye! Look what great poetry she writes!" When they are told that their content has nothing to do with her poetry, they shout, "Abey chhup!" 😡

Daddu's spade

They feel thoroughly embarassed. Man might be jovial but bada tharki hai re. Iski baton se toh khud hi zameen mein gadh jaane ko mann karta hai sharam ke maare! 😭

Laptop

All laptops are angry. Only Anandi's laptop is a tad relaxed. Others feel fed up why they are used mainly for romance, chats and drama.

Sanchi's laptop is angriest and gets heated most quickly, it laments, "Koi kaam toh karti hai nahi nikammi. Ek project banaya woh bhi kisi aur se. Aur mujhe khol ke rakha bekaar mein. Bed pe rakh ke chhod deti hai. Mere pas tikne ki koi achi jagah bhi nahi. Isko haaye lagegi haaye!" 😭

@TM