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Jodha in her room, with Moti
Jodha: Yeh Shehen Shah apne aap ko samjhte kya hai? Aise kaise keh diya ki hamare paas hamesha ke liye Amer jaane ki khuli chuuth hai!
Moti: Par Jodha, Aap bhi toh yahi chahti thi na ki aap Agra se bahar nikalkar waapas aapne Amer chali jaye?
Jodha: Aisa nahi h... Woh Moti tum samajhti nahi ho
Moti: Jodha, aap samjhayengi nahi toh ham samjhenge kaise. Hum Anatayaami toh hai nahi
Jodha: Chodo isse Moti! Tum...Tum haare liye thanda Sharbat laayo
Javeda bargs into the room
Javeda: Thanda Sharbat???Hum le aate hai Begum Jodha, Hum hamari Ammijaan,Wazir-e-aliya ke liye wahi lene jaa rahe the.
Jodha: Nahi, Javeda takleef karne ki...
Javeda: Isme takleef kaisi, Jodha Begum? Hum toh roz hi hamrai Ammijaan ke liye Sharbat laate hai, Sevaiyaan bhi, aapke liye bhi laaye?
Jodha: Nhai, Javeda itni T...
Javeda: Na mat kariye, Hamari haath ke sevaiyan chakh ke dekhiye ek baar khayengi toh bar-baar mangengi.
Jodha: Par, Javeda hamari Baat...
Javeda; Par, war kuch nahi Begum Jodha hum llate hai aapke liye Thanda Sharbat aur Sevaiyan
And Javeda leavs from there in a huff
Later that Day,
Jodha Bargs into Shehen Shah room announced, He was just about to dress up after his Evening Hamam. Seeing him Bare chest Jodha quickly turns away flustered, to whcih Jalal smirks
Jalal: Kya hua Jodha Begum?
*Smirk*
Jodha: Woh..Woh hume aapse kuch baat karni hai [Still facing her back to him]
Jalal: toh kariye phir
Jodha: Kya? aise!! Pehele aap vastr pehen ke aayiye
Jalal: Bina kapdo ke kuch pareshaani hai aapko?? Aap haamri Begum hai, Jis tarah hume Haq hai aapko nihaarne ka, aapko bhi hai*Smirking*
[Jodha's mind: Bahut Pareshaani hai, Iss tarah aap ko dekh ke hamara dyan aapke shaarir par hi rahega, Baat kaise karenge jo hum karne aaye hai, Aur koyi dikkat nahi hai rahiye aise hi aap]
Jodha: Pareshaani hai!! Bas aap jayiye vastr pehen ke aayiye
After a few minutes, Jalal comes fully dressed
Jalal: Lijiye hum kapde pehen ke aagaye, ab kahiye
Jodha turns to face him, still struggling to decide how to start
Jodha: Hamre Amer jaane ka...
Jalal: ...Bandobast ho gaya hai!![Why on the earth! you women! Why are you going back?? Can;t you see I don't want you to go back]
Jodha: kya Taayari ki hai aapne?[Couldn't you just order me"Begum Jodha aap kahin nahi jaa rahi hai!" Jaha rob dikhana hota hai waha acche shaarifo ki tarah baat maan lete hai. Can't you see I don't want to go]
Jalal: Waqt rehete pata chal jayega[ Waqt kabhi na aaye yeh] Aapko kausa raasta chunengi yeh toh allan nahi kiya aapne! [Ya Allah! make her say no, whichever Rajput duties\ cutoms say that]
Jodha: Kal hum aapko faisla bata denge[How on earth I'll tell him, I don't want to go, What happens to your I-am-superior attitide when It is needed, Why now you'r behaving as a Accha pati??]
Jalal:Theek hai phir, aap jaa sakti hai[Better it be a NO Begum Jodha]
Later, Jodha in her room
Jodha: Moti!
Moti: Jee Jodha
Jodha: Hume tumse ek mada chahiye
Moti: kahiye Jodha
Jodha: Tum baazaar jaake hamamre liye hamare liye ek lehenga le aayo
Moti: achanak se aapko lehenga chaiye? Kyun Jodha
Jodha: Woh hum baad me batayenge, tum bas le aayo. Dyaan rakhna Accha sa HARE rang ka hona chahiye
Moti: hare rang ka?
Jodha: humne kaha na, baad me batayenge, abhi tum jaayo
Moti: Theek hai
[Jodha's Mind: Ab Bas Shehen Shah sanket Samajh jaaye, nahi samjhe toh?? Hum unhe kaise batayenge??]
After thinking a lot, Jodha gets to a conclusion
Jodha: Agar woh nahi samjhe toh hum keh denge ki Agar aap hume chodenege toh hum Johar kar lenge, aur humara marne ka abhi man nahi hai, Issilye ham Agra nahi jaa rahe. Ya phir hum kehenge ki Itna kuch hamare saath karne ke baad hum aapko itni aasani se nahi chodenge, issliye 7 janmo tak aapka saath nibhayenge, yeh sahi hai.
Jalal's mind to Jodha's statement:😛Accha hai apake yahan 7 Janmo tak ka saath hota hai!!! Mentally dancing.
***
Moti: Yeh Jodha, aapka Hara lehenga
Jodha: Bahut sundar hai Moti, Isse tayaar karo hum kal pehenge
Moti: Theek hai Jodha *Bewildered* [Jaane Jodha ke dimaag me kya chal raha hai, Resham ko batana hoga ki, Shehen Shah ke dil ke saath Jodha ke Dil ki baat ki khud Upparwaala nahi jaanta]
Jodha[Bas!! Ab aap Sanket le lijiye ga, Nahi toh dekh lena yeh Rajputani aapko Amer ki Mirchi ki kaise yaad dilaate hai]
***
Jalal[Better be it a No]
***
Javeda-Maham's room
Javeda: ...Yahi toh hum keh rahe hai Ammijaan ki Sevaiyan me meetha jyada pad jaane se woh acchi nahi banti
Maham: [All frusrated] Hum jaante hai, aur samjhte hai Javeda. Aap yeh galti kabhi nahi karti, poori Mughal Sultnat me aapse acchi Sevaiyan koyi nahi banata.
A few minutes later
Javeda: Juhi ke phhol jyada mehekte hai Ammijaan
A few more minutes later
Maham: Tumhe kis Dimaagdaar ne yaha laya tha??
Javeda: Kaisi baate kar rahi hai Ammijaan, aap hi toh layi thi hume chunkar
Maham: Dimaag phir gaya hoga hamara tab
Javeda: Kuch kaha apane Ammijaan?
...
Javeda: Sabse acchi Gulab ki Gulkandhi hume banani aati hai Ammijaan!! Aap ke liye laaye??
Maham: accha!! Tab jaldi jayiye aur hamare liye le kar aayiye, Jayiye
Javeda: Par aapne bata nahi Ammijaan, Meenakari Haar jyada accha lagta hai Ya Motiya waala
Maham: Woh sab baad me pehele aap, Narangi Ras layiye jaldi
Javeda: Narangi ras nahi Ammijaan, Gulab ki Gulkhandi...
Maham: Haan, Haan jo bhi hai layiye, ajldi jayiye [And pushs her]
***
Javeda: in sab me hum apni Sevaiyaan toh bhuul hi gaye...[and runs off]
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