kapil's one liners!!!edited-added in sunday one liners..

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anodaksgfan

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Posted: 12 years ago

Saturday

24th august..

1.bacchon ka 300 lift dance..drashti ka123rd time kehna ki she is tired..

2.bharti ko kehna ki eyebrow kha jaegi remo ka..

3.bharti is made of maida...bhature banalo..hahha..

4.deep choreography hai..gulzar sahab ne likhi hai? On mukti's act..

5.when he asked priyanka wheyher she liked kids..

priyanka -yes

kapil-for dat we have ti marry..

manish-aj kal shadi zaturi nahi hoti..

kapil-u cheapo,despo..y dobu have to interfere...

6.dharidhar khachha..

7.when bharti said she doesnt feel like going..

kapil-bhejne ka hamara man bhi nahi hai..par truck ko time diya tha woh aa gaye hain..

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anodaksgfan

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Posted: 12 years ago

Sunday

25th august...

1.parineeti said-ive got a gift for u..a small one..

kapil-cheeti layi ho...

2.d jaan k liye dance was obviously awesome..

3 when he stood behind madhuri addressing his mohaale wale

cheat shoot nahi..sach me madhuri k sath shoot karta hoon..

4.when parineeti tied rakhi to manish..his running away and saying ive low BP...haha..

And then d highlight...

5.releasing international stunt only for u...rofl...

and then when karan said abt d indian toilet thing..

6.continuity ka chakkar rehta hai...??

7.peeche wale ko rasta batana rehta hai kya...

edit..

how cud I forget..

8.manish -can u believe ki hamare show ko 13 weeks ho gae?

Kapil-mai kyun nahi believe karunga..13 hafte ho gae toh ho gae..haha

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sector

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Posted: 12 years ago

i love all kapil's one liners...except for the cheap toilet humour.

This is a great Post TM, and i hope you keep it running for us to recall the jokes...just a click away.

Thanks for compiling all of them. The kachcha liners were not one or two lines, it was a parody of laughter, ive never seen Madhuri or any other actress laugh so much

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ziya117

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Posted: 12 years ago

thnxxx!! i really laughed @ his jokes this weekend!! 🤣

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Cherry

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Posted: 12 years ago

Thanks for the collection!I missed some yesterday.Kapil and Manish are really superb as hosts :)

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sumaiya sultana flora

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Posted: 12 years ago

they are both good as hosts...

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Bani

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Posted: 12 years ago

He cracks me up every time he speaks 🤣

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Ne kt

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Posted: 12 years ago

LOL You got the whole collection of his one liners. Awesome Kapil is not only funny but witty as well.

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anodaksgfan

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Posted: 12 years ago

Originally posted by: sector
i love all kapil's one liners...except for the cheap toilet humour.

This is a great Post TM, and i hope you keep it running for us to recall the jokes...just a click away.

Thanks for compiling all of them. The kachcha liners were not one or two lines, it was a parody of laughter, ive never seen Madhuri or any other actress laugh so much

I hope I can continue..and time permits to do it..

exactly..madhuri had tears in her eyes laughing...

I remember d time in comedy nights wid kapil..deepika went crazy laughing...

and infact even yesterday after dat international stunt..

parineeti was in splits when she said I want to give u marks on dat stunt..