Hey India Forums has declared February as the month of friendship.... and whenever i log in i see a banner proclaiming this. So thought i'd post here my fav forward on friendship.... the one that completely applies to me and my friends. 😉 😆 😆... years of friendship and strong bonds of affection have been underlined by people doing precisely what the forward says....... here's to all my friends.
hey...
All right, aren't you damn tired of those asinine "friendship" poems with decent intentions, but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here's a collection of promises that actually speak of 'true' friendship.
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bas***d who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally passed.
4. When you are scared - I will rag you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried or upset about something - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use small words. And a Vodka.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
My best friend specialises in the 5th one.... and that why i love her 😃