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1.Aaj ki beete switzerland bhi hain chal tereko dikhata hu 2.Kya hain ki agar khane keliye main bahar javoonga iss jungle mein iss raat ko toh doosron ka khana main ban javoonga 3.Whiskey peenithi tereko 4.Arey aadi behish hoke jungle mein faali padgayi tu 5.Abhi tereko vo chindhia vo kaala pati milega... issliye tension lerahi haina 6.Chalo kumsekum abhi gulaam ki tarah tumhara ye peir pakadke baitna toh nahi padega na 7.Ey tereko neend aarai... neend kona control karne ka hain sone ka nahi hain 8.Abhi ye saamph vagaira niklengena usko pata nahi hoga k tu kashmir se aayi hain imported ki yahan ki mehmaan hain aur na mehmaan ko agar katoonga toh apna impression bigad jayega 9.Doosre ko sota dekhkhena khudko neendh aati hain
10.Mere alava bacha kaun...
11.Abhi ye itna sannata na mereko paagal kardega aur mothmena koyi shanti vanti nahi hoti
12.Arey shanti vanti kuch nai sannata... moth vaala sannata
13.Jabbi tu chalti haina teri ye ghungru ki awaaz na mera dimaag kharab karti hain... bahut gussa aata hain mujhe
14.Tereko sunke saboodh dhoondne ka hain
15.Ha tu toh James Bond haina
16.Vaha dekhna vaha amir khan khada hain
17.Bhagwan ne jisse bade pyarse aur shiddathse banaya haina usko dobara nahi bana sakte
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