pyaare Kajjalians aur Devdasis ,
I wrote up something.... to promote kajjal, and the forum😆... I guess, the ad ain't very relevant to forum...considering the numbers of posts that go up on the same topic each day.😆... yeah, even talking of devu falling off the same cliff for weeks, and yet nobody falters to start discussing it in a new topic yet again.😆😉😆 ... GOD Bless the forum!! Aur yeh sab chalta rahe.... but me get to waste some more time.😡
Sigh, read the following as.... yu hota toh kya hota!😆 (these movie makers leave no sentences for common usuage.... yeh bhi movie ka naam hai')
Here is the ad 😛
Aao sunao devu aur kaju ki kahaani.... their journey from cry-babies to sher and sherni ... see how persy baba's assistance (No sid baba) and gannu bhaiya's chamatkaar did the trick. 
Mommy, why doens't anybody post on Kajjal forum? Am I not good enough? 
Nah, Beta! ... you are the bestest beta in the world! 
Nahin! Kyun, kyun koi meri aur devu ki kahani ko dekh kar video mix nahin banata, kyun? ... kyun koi ek romantic fan-fic nahin likta. kyun lambi discussions nahin hoti yahan par.... not even when Devu said, 'my pleasure' to me. (thinks the guy is too naughty )
Hey bhagwaan! Kya haal ho gaya hai mere bachoon ka!! Kahan gaye woh din, jab log drool karne ke saath saath, achi acting aur story ko bhi pasand karte the. Kuch karo gannu bhaiya. 
Gannu bhaiya ne chamatkar kiya! 
Kajjal ke gannu bhaiya, ... main nahin cry karuga ab. ... I can look HOT ... hot in pain, and anger, and while chedofy my kissi, I will win over many. ... bas mujhe himmat dena ki main kaju ko next date par jaldi se pocch sakoon. 
gannu bhaiya... main bhi nahin aansoo girne doongi; it's time for action!!!
Both Devu and kissi meet, and enact a scene together to win over janta.
You can smile, also! 
Ofcourse! Tumhe dekh kar yeh dil dadhkane lagta hain! Toh, smile kya cheese (😆) hai.
Background music plays.... ek din to aisa aayega, jab har koi humse haat milayega. Ek din aadmi post banega, and video mix par nachyega. 😆
Devu and Kaju invite you to Kajjal forum ... for a life long stay, kuch romance milega, kuch rona-dhona... toh kuch hassi ke pal bhi. .... devu ki aankhon me pyar aur jubaan par gusse bhare, kadve shabd.... and best part... hehe, characters are oh so lovable (minus vamp, ameesha)
So, come to see devu fall off the cliff, ameesha laughing away looking at a mani and kissi yelling and slapping, and screaming at her dev babu.
Later,
Persy
ps. how is my promotion tactic? I had my laughs.... maine itna promotion kiya, phir bhi audience response nahin.... I guess you guys can have your laughs, too.😃
pss. credit for pix to IF
Ye Hai Mohabbatein
CID
