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Hey all the lovely people,
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It's the last sehri of this ramzan, and this little OS is a treat fr everyone awake here on IF right nw.
Well ths imran has bugged me, so much that I couldn't stop penning down my thought.
OS : Imran kaun hai???
"Mr khan ye Imran Kaun hai?" Zoya asked innocently, keeping down the newspaper.
"Ohhh has he made headlines again?" Asad replied with a snort, reaching out for the newspaper.
"Yes see this, another girl became a victim of his lechery" zoya handed him the paper. "Bataye na ye kaun kamina hai, k sb larkian iss k chakra mey phans jati hain"
Asad kept down the paper and said " I will tell you a story about this vermin, it will shut down your curiosity.
There was a time in Bhopal when girls were not permitted to go outside without a companion, mothers used to say "beta bahir mat jao, warna gabbbar ajaye ga"
Girls often used to inquire, "what's wrong with gabbbar that we can't go out alone?"
Mother used to sob, "he will whisk you away, and then you won't be the same again.
Today that nemesis has changed but the threat has increased. Today Gabbar is changed to the infamous Imran. Nobody knows his face, but it's said he is a charmer. And girls go gaga over him. And that's how he gets his victim".
"Allah Miyaah!!! What's wrong with this person, kaun se diamonds lage hue hain iss mey???" Zoya sighed in anguish.
Asad shrugged his shoulders.
" mujhe kahin mil jaye na, tou apne karate chops se is ko seedha kar doon, apne app ko bht tees mar khan smjhta hai, kambakht" zoya said angrily.
" app uss imran k pas bhi nahi jayein gi, zoya!!"Asad said with finality standing up.
"App insecure ho rahe hain Mr khan", zoya smirked at him.
Asad came near her and said looking into her eyes"mey nahi chahta k Uski ghatiya nazar bhi app k pak Daman par pare".
" mr khan iss dunya mey app ko competition dene wala koi nahi hai, you rest assured" she smiled and blushed into his eyes. And hugged him by the waist.
The end.
Chappal n tomatoes are welcome, because I have asked for it, by posting this bakwas here.
Apologies if it offended anyone. But this imran guy is getting too much footage nowadays.
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