When sun rays touched his face with the pattern of a sec of sunlight and another of dark he opened his eyes to look at the curtain swinging to and fro notifying the start of the new day.. He got up to find his beautiful wife still sleeping cuddling to her teddy and frowning at the rays disturbing her.. He looked at her admiring the sleeping beauty who finally belongs to him till eternity.. He smiled looking at her when suddenly his eyes fell on the clock.. It was 7:30.. He freaked...
Swayam- Omg!!! Sharon utho warna fir se hungama hoga.. Get up it's late..
She got up looking at him annoyingly for disturbing her beauty sleep and said..
Sharon- whats this baby!!! Why you woke me up?? I was having margareta in my dreams..
Swayam- look at the time honey ull.realize..
She looked at the time fearing it not to be more than 7 and her fear turns true.. She instantly got up and rushed towards the washroom to get ready... At 8:15 half pantingly she reached the kitchen to find her mother in law preparing breakfast.. She rolled her eyes and went upto her..
Sharon:- good morning mom..
She looked at her and then at the huge clock on the wall and smirked..
Swayam' mom- good morning !!! Beta...
Sharon looked at her expressions and tried to ignore them and she continued.
Sharon- any help mom !!!
MrsS- am I that silly beta to expect help from you...
She again turned another side and controlled herself when.she heard..
MrsS- I dont.know when will.the lucky day come on my life..
Sharon- mom woh I was.tired yesterday so slept for long..
MrsS- you people think that working at home with house hold chokes is a non tiring task.. We dont get tired..
Sharon- maine aisa kab kaha mom...
MrsS- matlab wahi tha beta...
Listening.to almost common convo of daily bw his mom and his wife he again tried to handle the situation..
Swayam- mom .. Sharon .. I am starving.. Can we have our breakfast..
Sharon- yeah swayam getting..
MrsS- (almost with open mouth) oh to saara credit aap le jaayengi..
Sharon- Swayam knows his moms.taste mom..
MesS- coz he seldom has got chance to taste ur cooked food...
Sharon tried to ignore and went to dining table..
Sharon- Swayam mom cooked it.
MrsS- is this the need to tell Swayam beta .. Who else will..
He looked at each of them one by one and then thought to.concentrate on his plate..
It was casual for him to have his morning like this.. The two most important person in his life having cold war between them...
MrsS- Sharon!! Do you get less clothes to stitch a blouse beta.. Its so lacking cloth..
Sharon- mom I dont give it to local tailors na.. Designers do stitch like this only...
MesS- Swayam.. You have gotta wonderful wife with all answers ready..
He looked at Sharon apologetically..
Sharon- yeah and swayam you have got a great mom as well.. Always ready with the questions...
Now his same look turns towards his mom...
Rest of the breakfast happened silently.. He thanked God for that...
He left the table and went back to his room..
Sharon came running to him and complained..
Sharon- have you seen?? She is having problem with my styling too.. Why do she hates me so much..
Saying so she paced back towards her laptop and started doing her work..
He went to kitchen to take a glass of water..
MrsS-Dekha how she behaves.. Does anybody talks to her mother in law like this??
Swayam quietly went to his study and sat their thinking
Swayam- is roz ki khitpit ka kucch to karna padega..
Thinking so his face lit up as if he got some stupendofantabuly fantastic idea.. He smiled and went to his room..
Swayam- Sharon.. I guess I'll have to leave for Pune tonight as some urgent work has arrived...
Sharon- whatt!! Ill accompany you.. How will I live without you..
Swayam- Chill darling!! Ill be back tomorrow evening and if you'll come with me then mom would be alone at home na..
She thought for a while.and swayawas looking at her with the hope she would agree...
Sharon- ohkay.. But come soon...
He smiled as wide as he could.. Similarly he manaofied his mom and took a.bag and went out..
It was 8 in the night and all of a sudden the lights went off.. Sharon and mrsS who were ignoring each other now were calling each other..
MrsS- Sharon!!!
Sharon- mom!!!
Somehow with loads of efforts they reached at the same place and unknowingly held each others hands tightly..
They stood there for long but power dint return..
Sharon- lagta hai sirf humari lights trip hui hain..
Mrs S- heme bhi hum.kya kar sakte.hain beta..
Sharon- mai main.board check karke aati hoon..
Mrs S- rehno.do lag wag gayi to.Swayam mujhpe chillayega.. Aur usko dekhne se kucch nahi hoga..
Sharon- mujhe fuse theek karna aata hai mom...
MrsS- I wonder andar itne sholey kyun bhare hain...
She was about to step forward when they saw two figures entering from window..
They held each other tightly and kept looking their activities.. Coz.movement could risk their lives...
Both the thieves went into opposite direction.. Sharon asked mrsS to follow and hit one and she would take care of other..
Both of them went in the respective directions one with a vase and other with a broom in hands...
MrsS- snatched the bedsheed out of the bed and covered the theif with it and started hitting...
The other one turned around listening to sound and Sharon hit him so hard that he passed out in one hit... Both the theives were not in their senses... Sharon and mrsS dragged them to a corner and tied them with a rope..
Both of them held each others hand and went to switch board finding.mcb down.. They pulled it and lights returned.. They went back to find the thieves lying there and both one by one kicked them hard and laughed.. They sat at the chair and slept still holding hands.. Swayam returned and found them in this position and then smiled at his plan to he successful.. He then looked at the fake theives and the bruises on their heads and bodies ..
Hearing footsteps they got up and saw Swayam.. Both rushed to him and hugged him.. They told him whole story and Swayam was.controlling hard not to laugh.. He then woke the theives..
Swayam- I'll take care of them..
He took them out and had to pay a lil more coz of the.extra pitaayi they got..
T1- Sir aapne kaha tha ki unko kucch nahi hona chahiye..dono ne milke humari band baja Di...
He smiled.and apologized to them and then went back inside smiling argue success of his plans...
It was again the breakfast time and he came smiling at the table where both the ladies were doing their respective works.. Quietly.. He grinned wider and sat on his chair..
Swayam- hey kya chal raha hai???
Sharon- nothing.special..
MesS- special kyun.nahi.. Aaj kheer bani hai.. Bala talne ki khushi me..
Sharon- fat gain karne me kaisi khushi mom??
MRSS- sorry beta ye tumharI samajh ke bahar hai..
Sharon- ye bolo na.mom AAP samajhana nahi chahti..
MrsS- samajhdar ko ishara kaafi
Sharon- haan to mai smjhi na ishara aapka...
MrsS-----------------
Sharon- ----------------
Swayam.was again looking at them.from one to another like tennis ball with disbelief and then slapped his forehead and said
Swayam- inka.kucch nahi ho sakta...
Swayam- basss!!!!!
Both of them glared at him in disbelief and shouted back in chorus..
"chilla kyun rahe ho"
Swayam- aap dono ka bachpana limit cross kar raha hai ab..
Both if them opened their mouth in O shape and looked at him with red eyes..
MrsS- accha hum bachpane ki limit croas karte hain?? To woh jo tum aate hi apne shoes kahin phenkte ho whats that huh??
Sharon- haan aur towel jo washroom se wake seedhe crush karke couch pe daal dete ho woh..
MrsS- aur woh Jo khate khate baat karte ho..
Shaon- right aur apni shirt pe bhi giraate ho
MrsS- haan aur jo...
Saying so they continued and Swayam was looking at them in utter disbelief...
He left the room laughing at the two women of his life
Muttering under his breath
"In dono ka kuch nhi ho sakta"
