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Hiya 😃
This was actually shared on my fb page so i have adapted it and hope it meets with your approval. The best way to get rid of Billi - instructions for Asad especially.
1. Lift both lids of the toilet bowl and add 1/8 of a cup of pet shampoo to the water in the toilet bowl.
2. Pick up Billi and soothe her while you take her to the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement put Billi in the toilet bowl and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. At this point Billi will self agitate and make ample suds. Ignore the noises. Billi is actually enjoying it.
5. Flush the toilet three to four times. This will provide a Power-Wash and Rinse.
6. Have Najma open the front door to your home. Make sure that Zoya is not standing between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand well back, behind the toilet as far as you can and quickly lift the lid.
8. Billi will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom and out of the house as fast as she can.
9. Asad will be rid of the Billi and the toilet bowl will be sparklingly clean. End game, everyone will be happy.
🤣
PS. I don't advocate abuse against cats but in Billi's case I will make an exception. 😃
Udne Ki Aasha
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