Gaurav and Ekta

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Posted: 18 years ago

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Well guys, I heard somewhere that Gaurav chopra, our own Gaurav Chopra, might do Ekta Kapoor's show. I have no idea whether it is true or not. But it forced me to think can we accept Gaurav with these facts mentioned below. Please share what can you tolerate and what not.

He might be married 5-6 times, sometimes with the old wife sometimes with a new girl.😉

Almost all his wives will have so many children yet they will look so slim and beautiful.😆

Every now and then you should be ready for a surprise of a new kid arriving, does not matter whether husband wife are staying together or not.😉

There will not be a single episode in which his wife will not cry.😭
His wife will always be dressed in designer gowns/ salwaar suits/ sarees with big and dangling earrings and the apt hair colour (unlike Rusty, same pink nighty)😛

There will be a lost child who is found and lost and found again and lost ..and ... 😆

If he is accused something wrong and wants to tell it to others he will never get tht chance to say it out .. "Meri baat to suno.." and "Mujhe kucch nahin sunna hain .." 😭

Even if he dies in the serial, you can relax because he will definitely come back.(Does not matter how many times he dies)😆😆

Half of the episodes will go in DNA testing of the children to know who is the father.😆😆

All the main leads are bound to be polygamist. So you can relive the romance as many times as you want to.😉

Ekta kapoor's serial will not end😃, It is good for us since we will get a chance to move away with life, which we are finding difficult now. (still stuck with ADHM😭)

We need not spend so much time on all days of the week in watching the serial because we can usually watch the Monday and Friday episodes as they have the main thing, the episodes in between frm Tue to Thu are just dragging what hpnd on Monday.

These are the common characteristics of Ekta's show.

But I am very much sure if he decides to do Ekta's serial, his presence will add glamour and life to the show and it definitely will be far far better than all other ones.

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Posted: 18 years ago

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Teena love you absolutely for this analysis of Ekta.
Well if he's in an Ekta show, his live story would have one song jo bhajan ki tarah life ke har moment pe bajega.... until you completely hate that song... i swear i have seen one episode of an Ekta show where the heroine looks at the window pane and it reminds her of the hero and their bhajan like song starts playing in the background while she stares at the window pane all dreamy eyed.... it went on for sooooo long.... and then they showed this visual of when they were together.... and what were they doing?..... he was closing that very same damned window.... i wanted to scream.... (am sure must have screamed).... when i remember the person i love, i will remember moments other than those that involve bits of furniture and closing and opening windows...... uffffffffffffffffff.
And to come back to Gaurav, he would probably be the bad boy because he has long hair, then the good heroine would reform him, so his hair would be cut, then she ould marry someone else out of majboori and he would become bad again, ie grow the hair but just when it would be reaching the length that we would appreciate, he would learn of her sacrifice.... and so it would be cut/tied up again.... i mean... ekta ke shows mein costume/makeup se hi toh pata chalta hai ki who's good and who's bad. 😃

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superbike

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Posted: 18 years ago

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ooooooooohhhhhhhhhh, shvetal, i can't stop laughing again. I think I am going to laugh for hours. 😆 😆 😆 . I am too thrilled to write....... 😆 😆 😆

Bhajan like song............. 😆 😆 😆
If she cuts Gaurav's hair, I swear, I am going to Mumbai to show her how will she look if bald...... 😆 😆 😆

and then she will grow his hair again 😆 ...... 😆 . I don't want to see him shaven clean faced, pls , I won't be able to tolerate.............. 😆
omg, I am still laughing, guarav with bhajan like song............... 😆 😆

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shahnaz12

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Posted: 18 years ago

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And Teena .... loved your analysis 👏 .... now I know why I could not watch any TV serials ever 😛 … for too long .... I was not sure as to why I was so bored after a while 😕 ...

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jojo_100

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Posted: 18 years ago

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Teena ,shvetal,shahnaz 😆

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soul76

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Posted: 18 years ago

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Teena , Shvetal and Naaz dear I'm beyond myself here and my grin is touching my ear lobes now. 😃 Teena wonderful analysis on Ekta's shows and I am sure if Gaurav joins one he'll definitely be in for good bucks, world wide fame and a highly dramatic career. I too agree that the number of times he'll have to undergo paternity tests will be countless. Nevertheless we also will be able to see the kinda romance we've always desired him to perform onscreen thus regularly fuelling our emotions and personal desires. 😉 His onscreen partners may change, some may live and some may die thus providing constant change to bedroom decorations and the bed owner too. 😉 He may become a pauper in love and wear rags one day only to find salvation in the form of a rich compatriot or a foreign heiress. 😊 who automatically will fall for him.Between constant rifts and emotional turmoil he may often resort to looking at window panes, bits of furniture, silk hangings, pieces of cloth, or clothes hung in the wardrobe at times only an earing will suffice and do the trick.At the background will be heard a dramatic score so melodious and familiar (as it will be borrowed from a movie)that we'll sing it even in dreams and which will become our life and soul. Dear Shvetal I agree his hairstyle will change as his character progresses good or bad will only be justified by the length of his hair.But even amidst such dramatic encounters, dangerous liaisons , heart rendering confusions we still WILL WATCH HIM in it. We'll watch him laugh, cry ,hate, love,avenge, console and rage in all fury and we'll love every moment of it. 😊 So just keep your fingers crossed. 😛

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Posted: 18 years ago

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Shahnaz dear, there are equally useless shows in the West... not everything that i see on Star World is brilliant.... but must say that most of the shows on indian tv today take the cake.
Why blame Ekta Kapoor alone? Kulvadhu, for instance, is not Ekta Kapoor, though you'd never realise that from the show itself. A channel like Star One starts off with Siddhanth and ends up with Betiyaan.... i rest my case.
Also, shahnaz, if Gaurav does an Ekta show, within 6 months, the show would have jumped 20 years... do you want to see someone who looks as old as Gaurav (and for all you know may be very irritating) call him 'dad'? Do you really want it? (Yes Muneeza i've written the last line singing it like Ricky Martin 😉 😃)

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shahnaz12

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Posted: 18 years ago

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Originally posted by: whynot
Shahnaz dear, there are equally useless shows in the West... not everything that i see on Star World is brilliant.... but must say that most of the shows on indian tv today take the cake.
Why blame Ekta Kapoor alone? Kulvadhu, for instance, is not Ekta Kapoor, though you'd never realise that from the show itself. A channel like Star One starts off with Siddhanth and ends up with Betiyaan.... i rest my case.
Also, shahnaz, if Gaurav does an Ekta show, within 6 months, the show would have jumped 20 years... do you want to see someone who looks as old as Gaurav (and for all you know may be very irritating) call him 'dad'? Do you really want it? (Yes Muneeza i've written the last line singing it like Ricky Martin 😉 😃)

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Posted: 18 years ago

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Hey Muneeza thats an extremely sweet post.... and does full justice to the extent of your love for Gaurav. 👏 👏
But honey ultimately its all about what makes sense to and for Gaurav... we wouldn't want to see him everyday if he's not enjoying himself, would we?

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superbike

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Posted: 18 years ago

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Originally posted by: whynot

But honey ultimately its all about what makes sense to and for Gaurav... we wouldn't want to see him everyday if he's not enjoying himself, would we?

Shvetal, I think Gaurav is going to enjoy this atleast for one year, see he is such a talented actor , but working in Ekta's show is an experience by itself...😆 Within a span of year, he will be too worked up with his onscreen romances😉, his children here and there😃, his very very very emotional bonding with mother 😆(He already had enough mothers in ADHM...), Dadi, Baa and all the other oldies....,

and we are also going to enjoy every moment of this, new affair every month, 😉, wedding after every 3 months,😃, and what we desperately missed in ADHM, hot sizzling steamy episodes,😉, this new show is going to be full of them, with lots of variety of heroines, So eveybody can have their personal favorite.😃

And who knows, we might be able to look at Ekta's show and her creativity with a new perspective.😆😆

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