Before i start, dont even think of asking me why I sat attentively through these 30 minutes of an episode to write this writeup today. I was just plain bored till 9:30, plain bored at 9:30 and plain bored after 9:30😛😛😛
aww today's episode was basically happy raakhi to you happy raakhi to you happy raakhi to dear you happy raakhi to you...... three cheers to brother-sisterhood
MALLIKA
koi please bachaao bachaaooooooooooooooooooooooo iski fashion dress sense se mujhe bachao..... i guess mallika is revolting about the fact that she is still undergoing sainthood (no ahems ahems u see😉) inspite of being married, and is hence seen sporting a saree inscribed with writings from the Bhagvad Geeta and palm trees 😕
ARMAAN SURI
omg omg he did the forbidden thing today - he touched mallika for the first time after marriage today 😲...and guess how....the famous armaan-holding-your-face-in-his-palms-and-coming-so-close-to -
you,-you-lose-consciousness hold
but then he also gets all violent and shoves her away......ouch
KHATRI
it is actually embarassing to one's intellect to watch ketaki dave and/or her daughter with other people around 😕😕😕
khatri actually states a dialogue "students who are meows aka cats in her class actually metamorphise into shers aka lions in other's classes" hee hee who was the dialogue writer (for today😛)
and i personally feel (seriously) that Jo "miss digital dialogue" delivers her dialogues like an inanimate object with regular intervals - e.g. a pendulum or a sewing machine. e.g. notice the part when she says - jo - jo - ko - baahar - jaana hai - ............. rok - sako - to- rok- lo 😕😕
talking of dialogues there was another dialogue from that new heroine neha shastri to her newfound students. she says "Jab main badi hui" (what😕😕😕 or when the hell was that) contd..."jo bhi phaisle liye, they influenced me later on in life" (duh!!!!!yes we know that 😕😕)
JASSI oops NEHA
anyway its better to call her neha, as she seemed elated to announce that her name was 'NEHA'.
The first scene of the classroom - omg what a terrible class & terrible students, if someone were to pay me 1000 milion pounds to teach them for an hour, i would refuse..........and kyaa jaadoo ki dialogues hai neha madam ki 😭😭😭 ....paanch minute main sab uski mutti me...
wherever Jassi goes, she takes identity crisis with her ....poor naseem khan, first half she says 'jassi is my beti ki taraf' 'jassi is my beti' 'my vardaan' etc etc and then she realises she doesnt want to sound too old having Jassi for a beti and so, she then changes it to 'call me didi instead i.e. aapa'😕😕😕
Disclaimer - This is no recommendation to watch this episode lolllll
The state of JJKN is such now, that if aliens decided to invade earth and by chance managed to catch a glimpse of JJKN, they would give up all hopes on earthlings and just go back....
signing off on a boring note
lash😛