Future tracks se hue Rishbala pareshaan (fun post)

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Posted: 12 years ago

Disclaimer : This post is for purely fun . So obviously its imaginary 😆 All of the following tracks are purely my imagination , but the way CVs are behaving these days , I won't be surprised if any of these comes true 🤣

15th July 2013 , 01:30 am , our Rishbala having a conversation over phone .

Madhu : Itni raat ko phone kyu kia 😲? Sultan ki maa jag jayenge .
RK : jaage to jaag jaye 😡 ! main ab apni biwi se baat tak nahi kar sakta 😡 !
Madhu : Calm down pati 😳 . Tum bhul rahe ho ab main tumhari biwi baad me , aur Sultan ki maa ki nurse pehle hu . waise tum kya kar rahe ho 😛?
RK : Kal ke script padh raha hu . Tumne padh li ?
Madhu : nahi...Sultan ki maa ki nursing me busy thi na 😳...kaal fir kya kaand karne wale hai ham 🤔 ?
RK : Kal main Sultan se puchne wala hu ki 2 weeks ho gaye , fir bhi kuch prove nahi kar paye . Ab yaha se kalti maaro . Aur tum is baat pe mujhe jor se thappadh marne wali ho aur us Sultan ko tight hug karke rone wali ho .
Madhu : 😲Kya baat kar rahe ho 😲? ye CVs mere character ka "r" bhi nahi chodhenge kya ? pata hai main na aj Madhubala forum stalk kar rahi thi . Tumhara fans mujhe solid baja rahe hai 😔
RK : Are ! sad mat ho meri biwi . ek kaan se suno , dusri kaan se nikal do 😎.
Madhu : Problem hai . Main dono kaano se sunta hu .
RK : What the 😲 !! Biwi ye to...
Madhu : Ha , complane add ki dialogue hai 😆. ab to adds ki dialogues bhi mujhe mere dialogues se jyada sensible lagte hai 🥱
RK : Biwi ye to sirf shuruyat hai . Pata hai aj maine Mr. Hegde se baat kia unone kaha ki ye sadakchap track end hone ke baad..
Madhu : Ham honeymoon me jayenge ☺️ ?
RK : Nahi biwi , CVs bahat kanjus hai 😡 . ham log fir ekdin bags pack karke jane hi wale honge ki fir ek twist ayega .
Madhu : Firse twist ?
RK : Isbar twist tumhari taraf se ayega . Tumhari asli papa ka , I mean Ballu ji ka pehli patni , I mean Trishna ki mom fir se jinda ho jayenge aur aake tumari aur sasuma ki solid bbb karenge .
Madhu : 😲Kya baat kar rahe ho 😲?
RK : ha , aj mujhe Mr. Hegde ne aagli 3 saal ke upcoming twists bata dia hai . Trishna ke mom & tumari mom ki jabardast fight hone wali hai . Dhummm dhis dhis dhus dhaammm !! Aur usme Trishna sasuma ke liye ladhne wali hai... aur tum sasuma ke khilaf , aur Trishna ke maa ke saath khadha hone wali ho . aur montage se main totally out . Tum aur Trishna Balluji aur unke dono biwi ke saath khadhe hue nazar aoge .
Madhu : Wo maine guess kar hi lia tha 😵 . aage ka twist bolo .
RK : fir next twist mere family , I mean mere step family se aane wale hai . Fir ek Mukandar apni pagal maa ko lekar haazir hoga aur kehga wo Sikandar ka step brother hai . Kukku Bhatia ne Sikandar ke maa se shaadi karne se pehle Mukandar ke maa se shaadi kia tha & Mukandar unka badha beta hai . & guess what ! isbar montage se ham dono hi out 🤣 ! Mukandar & Sikandar Kukkuji & unke 3 patni ke saath nazar aane wale hai .
Madhu : uske baad hamara honeymoon track ayega 😳?
RK : nahi biwi . CVs pe itna high expectation nahi raakhte . iske baad ek aur dhamakedaar twist aane wala hai . finally tumhari Malik outdoor shooting se wapas ayenge . Lekin akela nahi . Saath me apni second biwi Kamini ji aur do nanhe mumnhe baccho ko leke ayenge . Unka shooting me stunt karte hue accident ho gaya tha aur yaadasht kho gaya tha . To wo Padmini ji ko bhulke Kamini ji se shaadi kar lia aur unke do nanhe munhe bacche bhi ho gaye 🤪 . Ab Padmini ji aur Kamini ji me solid fight hone wali hai . & isbar bhi montage me ham dono apna shakal nahi dikha payenge . Montage me Malik ko bich me rakhkar Padmini ji & Kamini ji ek dusre se laadhai karte hue nazar ayenge .
Madhu : Kya iske baad ham honeymoon me jayenge 🤔?
RK : Are ! abhi kahan 😒! bola na pura 3 saal ka twists sunke aya hu ! abhi to bas 2 saal hua hai ! abhi aage ka twist suno . Ab ayega Sikandar & Mukandar ke bich jelousy track 😎 . Kukku ji Mukandar pe kuch jyada hi pyaar lutayenge aur Sikandar hoga is baat se jealous . Aur Mukandar ko ayega hamari Deepali bhabi pe pyaar . to isme aur 6 mahina & isbar montage me Sikandar & Mukandar Deepali ko bich me rakh kar nazar ayenge .
Madhu : Dhai saal ho gaya 😡. ab sirf last twist bacha hai na ? jaldi bol dalo 😡 .
RK : Last twist me focus hoga Trishna par 😃 . & Mukund the makkhichus gonna come back 😎 . Trishna ko hoga filmcity ke extra Pappu se pyaar ❤️ aur Mukund ake bolega Trishna is his secret biwi 😲 . To ab Trishna ko lekar Mukku & Pappu me hoga solid fighting & montage me Trishna with Mukku & Pappu on both side apni daant dikhate hue nazar ayegi .
Madhu : To finally shaadi ke 3 saal baad ham dono honeymoon pe jayenge & montage me wapas dikhenge 🤔. Right ?
RK : Not right . very wrong biwi . wo Mr. Hegde bol rahe the ki 3 saal baad aur bhi dhamakedaar twist ane wala hai & fir...
Madhu : To hell with your Mr. Hegde & unki twist .😡 Kahaka superstar ho tum 😡? No. 1 nikamma 😡! apni biwi ke liye ek honeymoon package tak arrange nahi kar sakte 😡! Cvs ko chodho aur khud socho ham kaise honeymoon pe jaye . warna...😈
RK : warna kya biwi 😲?
Madhu : tumhara gaal aur mera haath 😡! Hegde se pehle twist main likh dungi 😡. Paper me headline ayega ek Superstar apni biwi ke haatho firse thappadh khaya kyuki wo apni biwi ko honeymoon me nahi le gaya tha 😡 ! Izzat bachana hai to us Hegde ko tackle karo aur show me sensible track wapas lao 😵 . sabse pehle to mujhe hamara romantic montage wapas chahie without any sadakchaap 😡 . fir hamare kahaani me wo junoon wapas chahie . Uske baad...
Rk : Biwi itna lamba list ? ek ek karke bolo . main likh leta hu .
Madhu : ha likho 😡
1. hamara honeymoon track
2. Sadakchaap less montage .
3. Bhindipie familyless show
4. Sensible story track
5. Hamara lovestory me junoon ka comeback
6. -- -- -
Seems like madhu has a long list 😆 . Usme thorasa ham bhi add kar de 😉 ?