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One thousand and one way to confess from Asad Ahmed Khan
The first way
The simplest. Initially you should come up with speech, rehearse it, for example, in front of your mother or the mirror. Then you should really work up the courage and tell sweetie really unnecessary things, which scares her. P.S. Before this don't foreget to tie her somewhere, so she can't run away.
The second way.
A love letter. For this method you will need one pompous ceremony and two crazy friends. They will tease you, and you finally will decide to obey them and write a letter to your lover. By the way, if she has a name, it is best to address her by this name, not Sorry-Miss-But-It-Too-Feel-For-Me. P.S. Don't trust one of your friends to pass the letter.
The third way.
Tet-a-tet. Take your sweetheart out and tell her about your feelings without beating around the bush. P.S. It's very important to lock the cat in the cage firstly
The fourth way.
Date. Prepare candles, flowers, dinner. Gift your beloved a very beautiful sari. She will be very-very gorgeous and you will forget about everything in this world, but yes, you should tell her the truth. P.S. It's really nessesary to arrange the date on lonely island or thoughto lock the cat!
The fifth way.
In the room. If you are so fortunate that your sweetie will come herself to you to know what is that truth you try your best to tell her, don't waste any time and immediately explain everything to her. P.S. Just turn off the phone in advance.
The sixth way.
Fortuity. Well, let's say you accidentally came across your lover without extra eyes. (yes-yes, mitwa in BG) Here you need quickly to figure out that it's a brilliant chance to tell her about your feelings. PS Don't wait for such interruption as, for example, door bell.
The seventh way.
Luck. If you are enough lucky to catch your beloved one, when she serves the table, don't loiter, don't go to the white house! Espesially don't tell her you're different as plate and spoon. Just tell her "I love you." P.S. Luck is a capricious lady. Use it wisely.
To be continued...
From Russia with love,
Asha.
Edited by Asha_Asha - 12 years ago