Hey my angriee Forumwaasis!!!😃 I know everyone's pissed off and really angry right now so I decided to lighten your moods with the second installment of my ghatiya gutter shayaris!!!😆 Here they are:
1.Arz kiya hai:
"Mr.Khan" aur "Ms. Faroouqui" se banaya "Babieee" aur "Sweetieee",😳
"Mr.Khan" aur "Ms. Faroouqui" se banaya "Babieee" aur "Sweetieee",😳
Kya baat hai Mr.Bhatawdekar, aapki entry hi toh chahiye thi!!!👏
2.Arz kiya hai:
Asad karte hain Zoya se pyaar isliye bana diya road ko obstacle course,😳
Asad karte hain Zoya se pyaar isliye bana diya road ko obstacle course,😳
Itna kya kam romantic tha jo kardiye madam ko public mein propose?!
3.Arz kiya hai:
"Woh" aur "Actually" sunte sunte pak gaye hain hamare kaan,😆
"Woh" aur "Actually" sunte sunte pak gaye hain hamare kaan,😆
Copyrights khareed liya hai kya? Ab to aage boliye Mr. Khan!!!😳
4.Arz kiya hai:
"Jhooti Sagai" ki ratt sun sun ke ho gaye hain hum pareshaan,
"Jhooti Sagai" ki ratt sun sun ke ho gaye hain hum pareshaan,
Aur kitni baar sagai karwani padegi aapko sach manwane ke liye Mr.Idea Chor Ahmed Khan??!!😳
5.Arz kiya hai:
Jab mooh kholna chahiye that tab jama liye mooh mein dahi,😉
Jab mooh kholna chahiye that tab jama liye mooh mein dahi,😉
Ab Shireen to daat rahe hain, Rashid miyan aap se kya kuch nahi hota sahi?!😡
6.Arz kiya hai:
Asad ne kaha "Ruk jao" toh Zoya ne kiya Toss,😆
Asad ne kaha "Ruk jao" toh Zoya ne kiya Toss,😆Double Sagaai toh ho gayi, toh nikah bhi honi hi hai Boss!!!😎
7.Arz kiya hai:
Badi bi aur Razia ki jum gayi hai fight,😆
Badi bi aur Razia ki jum gayi hai fight,😆
Ganji to ho gayi Razia, ab kya milega ek aur slap tight?😡
8.Arz kiya hai:
Billo ne ki Zoya ko maarne ki koshish, par uski plan gayi paani mein,😆
Billo ne ki Zoya ko maarne ki koshish, par uski plan gayi paani mein,😆
Khud hi shock kha gayi, jab Asad ne kiya Zoya ko hug uski bathroom mein!!!😲
9.Arz kiya hai:
Dilshad ne kiya AsYa ki dus dino mein nikah karne ki promise,👏
Dilshad ne kiya AsYa ki dus dino mein nikah karne ki promise,👏
Bach ke rehna Billo, ab hogi teri Taai Taai Phiss!!!😡
10.Arz kiya hai:
Billi ko pasand hai fish, par Billo ko usse ulti hai aayi,😆
Billi ko pasand hai fish, par Billo ko usse ulti hai aayi,😆
Zoya ne le liya hai tumhara blood sample, ab tumhari shaamat hai aayi!!!
11.On Ayaan being replaced:
Arz kiya hai:
Rishabh ne toda contract toh Production House ne use nikalne ka kiya faisla,
Rishabh ne toda contract toh Production House ne use nikalne ka kiya faisla,
Welcome to the show Vikrant, ab Subhash Ghai ke saath jhagda kar Chidiya ka Ghosla!!!😆
12.On the current ghamgheen situation:
Arz kiya hai:
QH basta hai hamare dil mein, isiliye dard hota hai jab biased hote hain vichaar,😭
QH basta hai hamare dil mein, isiliye dard hota hai jab biased hote hain vichaar,😭
Karan and Surbhi are the Best anyday, ITA ab daal apne Jury ke decisions ka achaar!!!😡
Yes guys, the torture I put you through is finally over😃!!! Yes, now you can throw all those sade andey, tamaatar, jootey and chappals you've been holding back all this time!!! *ducks behind a table* Atleast tell me how bad they are!😕 And if I managed to lighten ur mood just one bit, please do say so😳 Pretty please with AsYa on top??😳
Link to the previous Gutter shayari post:
https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/qubool-hai/3519964/my-first-gutter-wala-post-shayaris
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