My first Gutter wala post ~ Shayaris!!! ^_^

Heya Peeps!!!😃 The wait for today's episode is getting too long isn't it?!😆 So seeing the serious bhavishyawani mode😉 the forum waasis are in at the moment I thought of lightening the mood with my first Gutter post!😆 Well, Madam Zoya Farooqui has inspired me to write the lamest of the lame shayaris recently.😲 Some of them are related to Qubool hai which I am posting here (All the best for the ride!) :

1.

Arz kiya hai,

Tannu billi ke peeche hai Razia naagin ki hand,😡

Tannu billi ke peeche hai Razia naagin ki hand,😡

Par jab liya hai Asad aur Zoya se panga, bajegi dono ki band!!!

2.

Arz kiya hai,

Over confidence hai haani-kaarak sehat ke liye,😛

Over confidence hai haani-kaarak sehat ke liye,😛

Billo rani ab taiyar ho jao apni barbaadi ke liye!!!😈

3.

Arz kiya hai,

Asad miyan ko hua hai pyaar, par ikraar woh karte nahin;😳

Asad miyan ko hua hai pyaar, par ikraar woh karte nahin;😳

Pata nahin kab tak khud ko rok payenge, aakhir mitwa, ishq pe zor nahin!!!☺️

4.

Arz kiya hai,

Zoya woh hai jo mazboon samajh jati hai lifaafa dekh ke,😊

Zoya woh hai jo mazboon samajh jati hai lifaafa dekh ke,😊

Par kya woh khud ke jazbaat samjhegi, bahot der hone se pehle?😭

5.

Arz kiya hai,

Museebat aur Jahapanah ke jud rahe hain do dil,😳

Lekin beech main aa rahi hai Billo;😡

Museebat aur Jahapanah ke jud rahe hain do dil,😳

Lekin beech main aa rahi hai Billo;😡

Forum-waasis are ready to throw her down the hill,😈

Asad miyan ab toh Zoe ko rok lo!!!😭

6.

Arz kiya hai,

Pedh par chahiye phool toh pedh ko do paani,😉

Pedh par chahiye phool toh pedh ko do paani,😉

Badi bi boli razia se, tum ho Shaitaan ki Naani!!!😈

7.

Arz kiya hai,

Pyaar mein pade Asad, ud gayi unke dil ki chain,😳

Pyaar mein pade Asad, ud gayi unke dil ki chain,😳

Ishq se haseen thi jinki duniya, unke dil mein ab baste hain Zoya ke do nain!!!☺️❤️

8.

Arz kiya hai,

Tannu sochi, banaungi shauhar Asad ko aur dikhaungi apni aukaat,😡

Tannu sochi, banaungi shauhar Asad ko aur dikhaungi apni aukaat,😡

Asad hai sirf Zoya ke, bhookhi chudail aurat hogi teri maat!!!🤢

9.

Arz kiya hai,

Yeh hai mere ishq ka rang, kahe Asad apne sapno mein,😳

Yeh hai mere ishq ka rang, kahe Asad apne sapno mein,😳

Allah miyan what's wrong with you Jahapanah, keh nahi sakte yeh Zoya se?!

10.

Arz kiya hai,

Ayaan bane dewar deewana, maanga Zoya se relationship advice,😆

Ayaan bane dewar deewana, maanga Zoya se relationship advice,😆

Kuch apne liye bhi bacha lijiye Miss Farooqui, warna nahi break hogi Jahapanah ke dil ki ice!!!

Last one'.promise!😆

11.

Arz kiya hai,

Zoya boli Jahapanah se aapke dil mein seena nahi patthar hai,😛

Asad bole Miss Farooqui aapko hindi bhi theek se nahi aati hai,😕

Seene mein dil hota hai dil mein seena nahi,😊

Seene mein dil hota hai dil mein seena nahi,😊

Aapke dimples ka asar dil waalon par hota hai patthardil waalon par nahi!!!😳

Yes people my Crapiest post ever is finally OVER!!!🤪 Yes you can finally rejoice!!😆 Yes you guys can throw all those rotten tamatars, ande and jooties that you have been holding back till now!!!

Par guys this is my first Gutter post so please be gentle too! Thodi to mehnat lagti hain na itni ghatiya shayari likhne mein bhi!!!😳😆

So guys tell me what you thought of this torture and if you like, please comment!!!😃

Loved it...brought smile to my face after a looong day

nice shayaris 👍🏼

rofl hope QH hai uses one lol

Thanks a lot for your comments Niharika17, bhavnahm, SavitaThanvi and -Clara- 😃

Originally posted by: ras224

i'm extremely impressed by ur lame shayaris😆...bt seriously da rhymings r done very well👏...personally speaking i luv shayaris b it lame or anything😉...so do post more of dem if ur brain gets more inspired by zo/ayan🤣...bdw tumhare lie arz kia hai
hum toh tumhare shayar k deewane hue
ab main dekhna chahti hu asad ko zo se pyar ka izhar karte hue😳
i know its not evn close 2 ur awesome shayaris bt atleast i tried😛

Awww thank you!!! ya i will post more...par ab ke liye itna torture kaafi hai i think😆 Thanks 4 liking my work😆 and ur shayari is great as well😃 don't call it bad please!!!

Kya hua guys itne bhi bure shayari likhe hain kya ki tumlog kholke dekhte bhi nahi ho!!! 😭 mehnat kiya hai...kam se kam pink to karwa do post ko!!!😭

wow these are totally amazing

well issi baat par ek sher humne bhe arz kia hai