Dharmendra: kuttey mein tera khoon pee jaoonga
mere paas gaadi hai bungla hai sabh kuch hai tumhare paas kya hai
mere paas maa hai
KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI DIALOGUES:
Anjali to Rahul: kuch kuch hota hai rahul tum nahi samjhoge
Rahul to Anjali: kuch kuch hota hai anjali tum nahi samjhogee😆
Rahul to Anjali: Yeh joke tha
Anjali to Rahul: tha to
Rahul to Anjali: I dont like jokes
Anjali to Rahul: I dont like you😛
Anjali to Rahul: Tina ke baare mein sunkar bahut bura laga
Rahul to Anjali: jab mujhe mere dost ki sab mein zyaada zarrorat thee tab tum kaha thee
Anjali to Rahul: woh ghar badal diya tha
Rahul to Anjali: ghar badal diya tha rishtey to nahi naa😉
Anjali: mera pehla pyaar adhura reh gaya iffat bi mera pehla pyaar adhura reh gaya😭
RAHUL AUR ANJALI KA JHAGDA
Anjali to Rahul: rahul is a cheater rahul is a cheater
Rahul to Anjali: hey mujhe cheater mat kaho
Anjali to Rahul: thats wat u r cheater, cheater, cheater😳
Rahul to Anjali: Anjali tumhari tabiyat to theek haina
Anjali to Rahul: haa kyun
Rahul to Anjali: phir yeh saree
Anjali to Rahul: ohh rahul😳
Anjali to Rahul: Tumne dusri shaadi nahi ki
Rahul to Anjali: woh tum nahi milee naa isliye......anjali hum shaadi ek baar karte hai dosti ek baar aur pyaar bhi ek hi baar karte hai👏
Rahul to Anjali: tumne bhi to shaadi nahi ki
Anjali to Rahul: woh tum nahi mile naa isliye👏
Aman to Anjali: mujhe aisa kyu lagta hai ke tum mujhse pyaar nahi karti hoo
Anjali to Aman: kyunki nahi karti hoon😕
Veer Zaara
Zaara to her mother: maa kya abbaji aapke liye aapni jaan de sakhte hai
mom: yeh kaisi baat kar rahi hai tu zaara......mein to tere abba ke liye apni jaan de sakhti hoon
Zaara: to kya mera honewala shawhar apni jaan dega kya mere liye
mom: yeh kaisi baatein karti hai zaara........Khuda naa kare ke kabhi aisa din bhi aye
Zaara: lekin maa mein sarhad paar ek aisa shaks ko jaanti hoo jo mere liye apni jaan bhi de sakta hai
HUM AAPKE HAI KOUN
Prem to Nisha: uhoon uhoon😉
Prem to Nisha: Hum aapke hai koun
PYAR KIYA TO DARNA KYA
SALLU TO ARBAAZ: bade bhaiyaaaaaaaaaaa😊
HUM SAATH SAATH HAI
Vinod to Sapna: bachpan ki mohabbat ko dil se na juda karna jab yaad humari aye to milne ki duwa karna😃
MANN
Priya to Karan: ab jab tum shaadi ke baad der se aaonge to tumhe mere jhoote nahi khaane padege😭
SHOLAY
Veeru to Basanti: tumhara naam kya hai basanti❓
Asrani: Hum angrez ke zamane ke jailer hai
Veeru to the whole gaon: mein kudh jaaonga aur phir maasi jee jail mein jayenge aur phir maasi chakki pissing n pissing
Mujhse Dosti Karoge
Tina to Pooja: Pehle to bahut Raj Raj karti thee ab kya hua...kahiin tumhe usey pyaar to nahi hua naa
Pooja to Tina: hua naa lekin tumne usey mujhse cheen liya
Salaam Namaste
Javed Jafferey to his wife: rite darling
Wife: Sorry
Javed Jafferey: Eggactly
Fanaa
Zooni to Rehan: Tere dil mein meri saanson ko pana mil jaye. tere ishq mein meri jaan fanaa ho jaye
Hera Pheri
Baburao to Shyam: ehh ram idhar aa
Shyam to Baburao: jee mera naam shyam hai
Baburao to Shyam: arey tu kounsa bhi aam idhar aa😎
Baburao to Shyam: to teri samasya kya hai
Shyam to baburao: jee mera naam shyam hai
Baburao to Shyam: to naam mein problem hai to yaha kyun aney kaa re
Shyam To baburao: mein job ki talaash mein aya hoon
Baburao To shyam: lekin mere paas tere liye koi job nahi hai
Shyam to Baburao: lekin job meri problem nahi hai mere paas rehne ke liye jagah nahi hai
Baburao To Shyam: pehle sochle teri samasya kya hai ghar job ya naam itne baar samasya badalne ka nahi
Shyam to Baburao: meri samasya ghar hai
Baburao To Shyam: yaha se sidey jakar rite turn le
Shyam to Baburao: lekin mere paas bhaada dene ke liye paise nahi hai
Baburao to Shyam: phir tune samasya badla
Mujhse Shaadi Karoge
Sunny to Khurana: uncle jee aunty ko mat batana mein kaha se aya hoon
Pandit to Sunny: uncle ko khudh nahi pata tum kaha se aye ho
Sunny to Pandit(chotu): ehh to chup re tu chup re
Pandit to Sunny: yeh keh rahe hai ab to bilkul hi nahi rakh sakta hoon
Pandit to Sameer: tum mahadisha kharab chal rahee hai tum jaonge ache ke liye aur giroge sidey colonnel par
Sunny to Malhotra(priyankas dad): kya aadmi hai(sameer) pehle khudh marta tha aur ab kuttey bhej raha hai😛. Chalo injection lene jaate hai yeh bade bade lagege. Pehla to lele pehle.
Don
Don ko pakadna mushqil hi nahi balki na mumkin hai
Vivah
Prem to Poonam: tum meine bulaya isliye ayee naa chat par
Poonam to Prem: Nahi mujhe ana hi tha isliye
Andaz Apna Apna
Prem to Amar: ehh amar woh dekh teri bhabhi
Amar to Prem: 😉 kyu tu madhuri se shaadi kar raha hai kya
Prem to Amar: nahi uske neeche walia
Amar to Prem: ehh woh teri bhabhi
Prem to Amar: eh amar tu sukha palti marella hai
Amar to Prem: shakal dekhi hai apni ayeene mein circus ka retired bandar lagta hai
Prem to Amar: aur tu tu pata hai yeh 2 rupeye ka topi pehankar aisa lag raha hai jaise bandhar ke sir pe tarbooz
Amar to Govinda: ayeela govinda
Govinda to amar: ayeecheemaila tu koun
amar to everyone: mein koun hoon mein kaha hoon
bhalla: SMART BOY
Ram Gopal Verma: mein to pehle se hi jaanta tha ke tum dono ek number ke awaara aur filmi kisam ke hai
Pushpa Impossible
