Disclaimer : This is a fun post. Not to offend anybody, any way.
The Ten Commandments
Of
Hindi Serial Entertainment.
1. Thou shalt have no other God.
( CV's are your only God ).
2. Thou shalt always take the Lord's name.
( while watching the show, say OMG, OMG ).
3. Thou shalt be patient.
( Be patient when a bad track is going on. Remember,
" nothing lasts forever, not even the bad track.)
4. Thou shalt not commit adultery.
( You must not watch any other show. That is a sin.)
5. Thou shalt remember Sabbath.
( Watch no shows on Saturdays and Sundays except ME's).
6. Thou shalt honour Father and Mother.
( CV's are the Father and Mother of the show. Honour them.)
7. Thou shalt not kill.
( Watching a bad show, you may have a desire to kill the CV's )
8. Thou shalt not covet.
( Never say any other show is better. Others will bite you.)
9. Thou shalt make Graven Images.
( Engrave the Hero and / or Heroine in your heart and live in Sapno Ki Duniya. )
10. Thou shalt always praise The Lord.
( While discussing the show, always use LOL, ROFL etc.)
These Ten Principles are necessary to protect our -
- Health
- Safety and
- Environment.
Let us be committed.