Holi is incomplete without bhaang and what happens when our stars have some extra glasses of this drink
Disclaimer: All incidents appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real or reel life incidents is purely coincidental.
If Ranbir had bhaang...
It will be great fun to watch RK to get in some high spirits with bhaang. He might proclaim his love for a certain Miss Kaif and paint the town red dancing on the tunes of Shiela and Chikni Chameli. He will break his silence over his past break-ups and link-ups and let us know what was fact and what was fiction. He even might give us a list of his girlfriends in ascending order. And hmm... he might just drop his towel without any censors to put him in trouble!
If Deepika had bhaang...
The leggy lass will go jumping and hopping all around the party. She will grab Ranbir oops Ranveer and dance on the hit track from her film, Cocktail 'Main Sharaabi'. She will soon set her claws out to snap back at her competitors who have been ignoring her at various events. And guess what she gets inked herself again, but this time around with her own initials because Ms. Padukone learns from her mistakes.
If Ranveer Singh has bhaang...
Ranveer Singh is always in high spirits and is at his wackiest and sometime in his weirdest best. So who knows that if this Delhi chap gets drunk might be the other way around. He might sit in a corner like a punished kid and sulk. Just something what Mr. Amitabh Bachchan did in Amar Akbar Anthony, Ranveer might talk to his own reflection in the mirror and tape bandages on himself as he injures himself just quite too often...
If Katrina has bhaang...
No matter how many more hits she will have to her credit, this Barbie doll will still be known for her looks more than her talent. So when she gets a bit high or tipsy to be precise she will be a wild Kat. She will stand on a car and scream on top her voice, 'Im the number 1, Im the number 1.' She might get all melodramatic and cry about how she misses her family and how hard her love life has been. And watta fun it will be when she starts talking in Hindi in a firang accent, in the same way the way she did in Rajneeti . 'Humari skin se rang nahi utra ki apney humare pe gulaal daal diya'
If Priyanka had bhaang...
Ask her about her friendship to SRK and she will reply 'I know you got your own life I'm just sayin' come on down to my place'. Ask her about where she gets so much of confidence from and she will reply 'In my city'. And when the media goes a step further and ask her that can they enter her personal space and storm her with questions she will instantly respond 'Everybody welcome to my city'. Chill guys she is just singing her song. Pee Cee has been going Gaga over her music album, so we guess she will sing her song morning to night once she guzzles down some glasses of bhaang.
If Sonam had bhaang...
Oh lovely darlings our Sonam Kapoor won't gulp down plain bhaang, she will add some pistachios or maybe some saffron to it. Nevertheless the fashionista will be completely opposite once she is high. She might just throw her sandals in the air and take some corner and call up her papa to pick her up since she's a daddy's girl. She might sob over not bagging a role in a Punit Malhotra film. Aww...how adorable this actress will look when she will behave childlike!
If Sidharth, Alia and Varun had bhaang...
The trio will dance on some nursery rhyme like Ringa ringa roses. While Alia would criticise David Dhawan films, Varun would have laughed at Mahesh Bhatt movies, while Sidharth would just sit and count the stars. The three in high spirits might poke fun at each other, do some canteen masti and at the end of the day bicker and gossip about other newcomers due to whom they lost out on their debutant award trophies.
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