G3 aur SP ka Marriage Contract
G3 is sitting in the living room and reading a document all evening. SP has been observing since he got back from work which is 2 hours ago. Finally SP could take it no more and he decides to question G3.
SP: G3 what are you reading?
G3: Kuch nahi (Nothing)
SP: What do you mean nothing? I have been observing you for the last 2 hours - you are looking at the same document.
G3: Haan so what - what does it matter to you?
SP: What does it matter to me - G3 you have been reading our marriage certificate for the last 2 hours!
G3: Haan - I am looking for the expiry date!
SP: š ... G3 there is no expiry date!
G3: I know! It took me four hours to figure it out. Now I am trying to find out if we have an extended warranty or free service contract!
Edited by anonee - 12 years ago